Drinking Games

Just wondering if anyone wants to share any good drinking games they know? Or any ones that shouldn't be played etc.

The ***** **** drinking game:

Requires one lecture recording by a past his prime auditor/former Deloitte partner, who clearly resents teaching first year wankbags the meaning of an asset and a liability.

And a bottle of vodka.

Drink whenever he mentions
- That "An accountant says 2+2 = whatever you tell me it to equal boss"
- That his wife once bought a breadmaker at Coles and bought off Bread mix (and thus, explains why FIFO inventoring is illegal in Australia)
- That he was a partner at Deloitte/might have been a partner at Deloitte
- That he was an auditor/might have been an auditor
- That a client once told him that all auditors receipts were filed under E for excessive, before the attorneys fees at E for extortion
- He mentions the Brumbies with the one bit of soul left in his body.

A Vesper/Vesper's mate original

A James Bond one a friend had played.

Everytime a character said 'Bond' you'd need to have a shot at vodka. Yes, "Bond, James Bond" would warrant 2 shots straight after each other.

FieldsMan wrote:

A James Bond one a friend had played.

Everytime a character said 'Bond' you'd need to have a shot at vodka. Yes, "Bond, James Bond" would warrant 2 shots straight after each other.

Yeah, a movie one.

I was thinking card ones - King's Cup is a good one ... though when i first played it it was fail because of numbers.

Bullshit is fun to play when drinking. When you say bullshit, but it turns out the other player didn't lie you have to drink a shot, or if you say bullshit and the other person is caught out they have to.

The only drinking game worth playing is called "trying to pick up broads at the bar".

+10 if she's a MILF.
+20 if she's still married.

No ping pong balls or plastic cups needed.

Extra points for doing 'em in the carpark.

On March 26th I'm having a shot every time NSW Labor loses a seat. If I'm not here on March 27th, it's because my liver's suffered an extreme case of Boris Yeltsin.

Not a huge fan of drinking games. I'd rather just drink without all the frills.

Many moons ago two of my dude friends came over to watch Star Wars... We took the sofa and tv to the roof deck and played the Star Wars drinking game. The cops came. She said she could hear what move we were playing from the street. (All those flying machines and such.) :pirat:

It was the nude X-wings that did it.

Me and my buddies actually did one with AVTAK not that long ago

Pretty simple actually, every time the inevitable "OHHHHH" or ear ringing scream from Stacey pops up you take a drink.

Of course the harder the liqour, the more enjoyable the movie ;)

I hear there is a new game people are playing called eyeballing. Supposedly you take a vodka shot and put it into your eye. This has to be the stupidest thing I have ever heard. People claim that it gets you drunk quicker, but scientists have proven otherwise. This link is useful for anyone wanting to understand it more. Way to many morons out there, they walk among us and breed.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WBfhG_LNbpw

My friend did a shot in the ass. Said it stung for hours and had diarrhea the rest of the weekend.

Idiot.

Willard Whyte wrote:

I hear there is a new game people are playing called eyeballing. Supposedly you take a vodka shot and put it into your eye. This has to be the stupidest thing I have ever heard.

Jack Wade wrote:

My friend did a shot in the ass. Said it stung for hours and had diarrhea the rest of the weekend.

Idiot.

The Jackass Generation. God help 'em.

Jack Wade wrote:

My friend did a shot in the ass. Said it stung for hours and had diarrhea the rest of the weekend.

He'd never survive jail with a rectum that weak.

Jack Wade wrote:

Not a huge fan of drinking games. I'd rather just drink without all the frills.

This ... who wants 'rules' to follow when you're getting drunk?

Anyone tried Pub Golf before?

FYI, it's not about playing golf in a pub.

No, but I almost did once, exciting as that is.

Kings is always good fun, especially with a no swearing rule, some crazy routine before you have to drink, and a bunch of really petty competitive people to make the game downright spiteful. Leads to good times.