Woman with Two Vaginas Gets $1 MILLION Porn Offer

http://www.tmz.com/2012/01/20/hazel-jones-two-vaginas-porn/#.TyRRGFZbFNK

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A British woman who's become a celebrity in the U.K. because she was born with two fully formed vaginas may finally be able to cash in on her crotch ... TMZ has learned she's just been offered $1 MILLION to bone on camera.

Her name is Hazel Jones -- and the 27-year-old beauty has been making the media rounds across the pond to discuss "uterus didelphys" ... a condition which caused her to develop 2 sets of female reproductive organs. In other words, two vaginal canals with two openings.

Hazel recently told British tabloid The Sun that she's not shy about her condition -- insisting she and her husband have shown it off at sex clubs around the U.K.

Enter Vivid Entertainment honcho Steve Hirsch ... who heard Hazel's story ... and immediately reached out to the woman with a MASSIVE offer to film her double hoo-ha in action.

In the letter, Hirsch writes, "You are obviously an extraordinary woman and I would like to make you an offer to star in an upcoming Vivid production. We would pay you up to $1 million for your services."

For the mathematically challenged, that's $500k per vagina.

To sweeten the deal, Hirsch says Jones can pick any XXX partner she wants in her movie -- adding, "We would fly you out to L.A. as soon as you are available and provide you with first class accommodations."

We're told Hirsch has not heard back yet.

Don't know about you guys but I'm going to squat over a mirror to see if there are hidden 'ginas there....

Meh. I think I'll just ask Ambler how many he found.

I counted four. Mind you, she hit me pretty hard with that taser so it might've been double vision.

Then I should be offered at least $2 million. Ambler only gave me a fiver. I was robbed.

Santa wrote:

Then I should be offered at least $2 million. Ambler only gave me a fiver. I was robbed.

Was that fiver as in five inches? Poor Ambler...

CM

And poor me...

Bridget the Midget said my my five centimeters were only "mildly disappointing".

Santa wrote:

And poor me...

Shouldn't trouble your gag-reflex in any way...

My vaginas were troubled, though.

Santa wrote:

My vaginas were troubled, though.

Maybe he has longer fingers? As long as they're not cold....

Long but skinny :(

On the plus side, your two arseholes were mightily relieved.

Erica Ambler wrote:

On the plus side, your two arseholes were mightily relieved.

Let's leave James Page and Jim at CBn out of this.

I think maybe this thread should be deleted :D .

Santa wrote:

I think maybe this thread should be deleted :D .

I'm sure it will be, after they're done wanking....or moved to the Scratching Post.

don't ask me to post photos,

even I am not a miracle worker!!

j7wild wrote:

don't ask me to post photos,

even I am not a miracle worker!!

Santa is good at self portraits. You should see the picture she sent me. I think I can make out her kidneys.

Cough.

friend of mine is an OB GYN, he says:

ep, i have seen it. the two are side by side. it is just kinda of a
septum that divides them in two. I also have a patient that has two
vaginas and two cervixs

I really, really wouldn't let any friend of j7wild near my vagina.

s.
My vaginas, I should have said.

Santa wrote:

s.
My vaginas, I should have said.

So when you pussy-fart, is it like...a double-barrel shotgun blast?

Might explain why Ambler was left with a 5cm stump.

He only ever had a 5cm stump.

I'm so going to regret this conversation.