Christina Aguilera's clam malfunctions during Etta James' funeral

WHY. WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN.

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Jack Wade wrote:: WHY. WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN.

http://ohnotheydidnt.livejournal.com/66117773.html

:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

Some of the theories I'm reading elsewhere break down this way:
#1 Urine
#2 Tampon malfunction
#3 Self-tanner that trickled down her leg in the form of sweat

I'm going to take what's behind door #3

Either way, Etta James' funeral will now be remembered for Christina springing a leak onstage. This wouldn't have been noticed if Christina was wearing a burka.

Fuck this.

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I see she's trying to recreate that time Hitler jizzed during an address.

Q Branch Posts : 724 Member Since : 2011-08-21

Worst thread EVER.

It's sweat. She is LARGE, I bet she gets pretty sweaty.

I honest to god thought that was Cindi Lauper.

Guest

One day you'll all wake up in a pool of vomit or piss. If you're very lucky, it'll be your own.

'Dirrty' indeed.

Head of Station Posts : 2038 Member Since : 2011-09-10

she used to be skinny!!

what happened to her?

too much protein shakes in her diet?

Guest

Give her a break. She had kids.

Q Branch Posts : 724 Member Since : 2011-08-21

She had one. Years ago.

Guest

Forgive me. I cancelled my subscription to Heat some years ago.

Q Branch Posts : 724 Member Since : 2011-08-21

Liar. :)

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Nowadays I get Heat from the newsagents and hide it in my copy of Readers Wives.

j7wild wrote:: she used to be skinny!!

what happened to her?

too much protein shakes in her diet?

Still a very fuckable MILF for many men who won't complain if they got a piece of that.

In spite of her accident.

Besides, guys should be used to post-coital drip and the like, save and except any virgins on site.

A decade ago I thought she was way too skinny. She looked like she could get snapped in half if you made love with her. I guess today she would just bleed.

00 Agent Posts : 10588 Member Since : 2011-03-14

She's always looked like an albino crackwhore. Prefer Beyonce TBH, though I'm not big on that kind of mainstream RnB.

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Makeshift Python wrote:: She looked like she could get snapped in half if you made love with her.

Make love to her. I was going to sleep with you on our next date as well...

Head of Station Posts : 2038 Member Since : 2011-09-10

is there a romance blooming between Erica and Makeshift's Python?

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Guest

Batman came between us. Very messy.

j7wild wrote:: is there a romance blooming between Erica and Makeshift's Python?

...

j7 still thinks Ambler is a woman.

So do blofield and CASINOROYALE, if I recall correctly.

00 Agent Posts : 10588 Member Since : 2011-03-14

I think I did when I first registered at Pagestan in '08. I still do.

She/he/it has terrific buns. Best served cold, gas mark 8.

Mr. Brown wrote:: So do blofield and CASINOROYALE, if I recall correctly.

Oh Lord... did they hit on him?