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PostSubject: Check your dirty IQ   Fri Feb 10, 2012 11:14 am

Questions: 1. When I go in I might cause pain. I cause you to spit and ask you not to swallow. I can fill your hole. What am I? 2. A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always has me first. What am I? 3. I'm spread before I'm eaten. Your tongue gets me off. People sometimes like to lick my nuts. What am I? 4. I go in hard. I come out soft. You blow me hard . What am I? 5. All day long it's in and out. I discharge loads from my shaft. Both men and women go down on me. What am I? 6. I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When You blow me you feel good. What am I? 7. If I miss, I hit your bush. It's my job to stuff your box. When I come, it's news. What am I? 8. I offer protection. I get the finger ten times. You use your fingers to get me off. What am I? 9. I assist an erection. Sometimes big balls hang from me. I'm called a big swinger. What am I? 10. I'm at least 6 inches long. I leave foamy lubrication when engaged in my job. What am I?

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PostSubject: Re: Check your dirty IQ   Fri Feb 10, 2012 11:20 am

Since you can't vertically flip text, I used the spoiler tags for the answers. Hope that's Ok.
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PostSubject: Re: Check your dirty IQ   Fri Feb 10, 2012 11:44 am

Sharky wrote:
Since you can't vertically flip text, I used the spoiler tags for the answers. Hope that's Ok.

I should have thought of that...I'm getting fucking old...
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PostSubject: Re: Check your dirty IQ   Fri Feb 10, 2012 11:45 am

I only got the first one. I'm dirty thick.
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PostSubject: Re: Check your dirty IQ   Sat Feb 11, 2012 1:17 am

I remember Sisillius's 'How corrupt are you?' quiz on MI6. That was fun. As I recall Rave was crowned Dirrty Cow in chief.

My problem was I couldn't work out whether or not my sister-in-law counted for the incest question.
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PostSubject: Re: Check your dirty IQ   Sat Feb 11, 2012 4:38 am

I passed the quiz. Do I get a blowjob now?
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PostSubject: Re: Check your dirty IQ   Sat Feb 11, 2012 4:42 am

I got all of them wrong, which means sex was on my mind, instead of dentists and tooth brushes. Doesn't that mean my dirty IQ is high?
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PostSubject: Re: Check your dirty IQ   Sat Feb 11, 2012 9:11 am

Erica Ambler wrote:
As I recall Rave was crowned Dirrty Cow in chief.


I'd defy anyone to reach 28 years of age and not score high on that test.

In fact, I think just about everything I scored high for was before I was 21.

Anyway, I object to being called a 'cow'.
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PostSubject: Re: Check your dirty IQ   Sat Feb 11, 2012 9:32 am

Dirty mare it is, O Rave.

Were you really only 28 when you took that test? You're younger than I realised.
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PostSubject: Re: Check your dirty IQ   Sun Feb 12, 2012 5:12 pm

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I passed the quiz. Do I get a blowjob now?

Here you go,

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PostSubject: Re: Check your dirty IQ   Sun Feb 12, 2012 5:22 pm

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PostSubject: Re: Check your dirty IQ   Wed Feb 15, 2012 7:35 am

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Dirty mare it is, O Rave.

Were you really only 28 when you took that test? You're younger than I realised.

I wish. My guess is I'm older than you realise :(

Nope. I just meant I scored most of the points on that test before age 28. In fact, probably most of them before age 25. Which - again - may be a conservative estimate.... Not younger than 20 though, I'm pretty sure about that.
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PostSubject: Re: Check your dirty IQ   Wed Feb 15, 2012 7:53 am

Good to see you back, O Rave. I thought I had offended you for the last time.
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PostSubject: Re: Check your dirty IQ   Wed Feb 15, 2012 8:34 am

Not even for the first time, Amblers ;)

I've been off the radar. Blame excessive amounts of painkillers. Basically, I'm just not myself lately, so I'll apologise in advance.
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PostSubject: Re: Check your dirty IQ   Wed Feb 15, 2012 8:59 am

Sorry to hear that, Rave - I rely on you to entertain me.

However, if you don't mind, your breasts are blocking the telly.

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PostSubject: Re: Check your dirty IQ   Wed Feb 15, 2012 10:04 am

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Not even for the first time, Amblers ;)

I've been off the radar. Blame excessive amounts of painkillers. Basically, I'm just not myself lately, so I'll apologise in advance.

Aww, hope you get better soon Rave, you and Ops have been scarce and I have to keep the female end up with my arse. :cheers:
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PostSubject: Re: Check your dirty IQ   Thu Feb 16, 2012 7:32 am

Erica Ambler wrote:

However, if you don't mind, your breasts are blocking the telly.


At least they're genuine 3D

Or DD, more precisely

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Aww, hope you get better soon Rave, you and Ops have been scarce and I have to keep the female end up with my arse. :cheers:

That's okay. Heavy sedation can be a positive advantage when dealing with some men ;)

And your arse appears up to the task laugh
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