My Lover The Car

This is WRONG I tell you. WRONG! (I wonder if he uses WD-40 for lubricant):

"Coming out" to this father:
http://www.autoguide.com/auto-news/2012/02/tlcs-my-strange-addiction-features-man-who-really-loves-his-car.html

Making love to car:
http://tvgeekarmy.com/post/viewPost/my_strange_addiction_the_man_who_loved_his_car_too_much/e7fc36cdc5e6d9eb479395bf1b51b797

The guy is a bit weird, but as long as it is his own car......................I would say each his to his own tastes. He does not hurt anybody with his, what I would call, strange taste in sexuality.

saint mark wrote:

The guy is a bit weird, but as long as it is his own car......................I would say each his to his own tastes. He does not hurt anybody with his, what I would call, strange taste in sexuality.

He's hurting himself. He'll never be able to love anyone or be in a relationship with that kind of emotional damage he's inflicting upon himself. It's wrong. It's not healthy. And it's only a a year or two from now before we start discussing allowing humans and cars to marry one another.

At least he's humping an American car. I'd hate to be the mechanic who has to clean the car's tailpipe.

Gravity's Silhouette wrote:

saint mark wrote:

The guy is a bit weird, but as long as it is his own car......................I would say each his to his own tastes. He does not hurt anybody with his, what I would call, strange taste in sexuality.

He's hurting himself. He'll never be able to love anyone or be in a relationship with that kind of emotional damage he's inflicting upon himself. It's wrong. It's not healthy. And it's only a a year or two from now before we start discussing allowing humans and cars to marry one another.

At least he's humping an American car. I'd hate to be the mechanic who has to clean the car's tailpipe.

I doubt that we'll be discussing marriage between man and car, simply because there seems to be a discussion going about the same sex marriage that has not been solved yet or ever.

I would rather have him humping his car than kids. ;)

Is it wrong, that is in the eye of the beholder. If you ask me the man is in need of some serious therapy. I found the response of his dad strange, I'd slap the bejesus out my kid if he started giving me this tale.

saint mark wrote:

Gravity's Silhouette wrote:

saint mark wrote:

The guy is a bit weird, but as long as it is his own car......................I would say each his to his own tastes. He does not hurt anybody with his, what I would call, strange taste in sexuality.

He's hurting himself. He'll never be able to love anyone or be in a relationship with that kind of emotional damage he's inflicting upon himself. It's wrong. It's not healthy. And it's only a a year or two from now before we start discussing allowing humans and cars to marry one another.

At least he's humping an American car. I'd hate to be the mechanic who has to clean the car's tailpipe.

I doubt that we'll be discussing marriage between man and car, simply because there seems to be a discussion going about the same sex marriage that has not been solved yet or ever.

I would rather have him humping his car than kids. ;)

Is it wrong, that is in the eye of the beholder. If you ask me the man is in need of some serious therapy. I found the response of his dad strange, I'd slap the bejesus out my kid if he started giving me this tale.

Yes, about the father.....I found it extremely strange as well. But two thoughts ran through my head when I saw the exchange between the father and the son: either the whole episode was a fraud (which could very well be the case) and the "father" was just going by what was written in the script and is not a good actor, or the father has some issues of his own (I kind of thought we were going to find out that the father had come out of the closet after his divorce, but apparently not; I sort of got a vibe from him).

There's actually video footage of the guy kissing the car, putting his tongue all over it, and apparently whacking off while underneath the front end, but I don't have a link to it. I saw the kissing footage on CHELSEA LATELY.

I wonder if he wear's his Mustang's "car bra" when the car isn't around.

Quote :

waving the colours and singing the anthem of his home, The Republic of Crazy.

The kid is crazy. Father and mother should get him a good shrink.Pathetic. Maybe they could have group visits. The whole family is probably a bit touched.

I see your car-humper, and raise you the woman who 'married' the Berlin Wall -

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/2035996/Woman-married-to-Berlin-Wall-for-29-years.html

Blunt Instrument wrote:

I see your car-humper, and raise you the woman who 'married' the Berlin Wall -

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/2035996/Woman-married-to-Berlin-Wall-for-29-years.html

This hippie chick from Seattle "married" a 107-year-old warehouse to protest its demolition::

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/01/30/seattle-woman-gay-wedding-warehouse_n_1241520.html

I think she married it for the money because she knew it wasn't going to live much longer.

I am peculiarly attractive to iron filings. Natural magnetism I guess.