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PostSubject: Re: General bitch and moan thread   Sat Apr 14, 2012 6:58 pm

Mr. Brown wrote:
Out of smokes. Don't feel like going out now to get more.

First world problems.

Compensate the nicotine cravings by furiously masturbating.
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PostSubject: Re: General bitch and moan thread   Sun Apr 15, 2012 10:20 am

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Mr. Brown wrote:
Out of smokes. Don't feel like going out now to get more.

First world problems.

Compensate the nicotine cravings by furiously masturbating.

Wank till your knob falls off is my motto for life.
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PostSubject: Re: General bitch and moan thread   Mon Apr 16, 2012 5:33 am

My eBay paypal shopping bill for the past 48 hours - approx $5,035.00, inclusive of bitch ass expensive shipping from England....$29 Airmail fuck fuck fuck....

Most of it is reinvesting cash I made on previous sales....but still....five fucking thousand makes me feel like an addict....until I sell everything of course...
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PostSubject: Re: General bitch and moan thread   Thu Apr 19, 2012 7:01 am

Old people....every Wednesday the nursing homes and assisted living centers put all the seniors on a bus and let them go to the local grocery stores. I like to move fast with my cart up and down the aisles, and on Wednesdays have to slow down or else I'd run them over. They are so slow, especially in the check out lanes.
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PostSubject: Re: General bitch and moan thread   Sat Apr 21, 2012 8:47 am

A girl at work who's never heard of Sean Connery.

Or Roger Moore (and indeed, who in Bond he played)

I mean it breaks the heart ("and the head")
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PostSubject: Re: General bitch and moan thread   Sat Apr 21, 2012 10:20 am

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A girl at work who's never heard of Sean Connery.

Or Roger Moore (and indeed, who in Bond he played)

I mean it breaks the heart ("and the head")

You should still tap dat.
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PostSubject: Re: General bitch and moan thread   Sat Apr 21, 2012 11:22 am

Teach them while they're young.
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PostSubject: Re: General bitch and moan thread   Sun Apr 22, 2012 7:56 am

Arrived back in Cambridge for Easter term half way through the British Silent Film Festival. Can't justify paying for individual tickets, and I've arrived back too late to really justify getting a full pass. Obviously this is made much worse by the fact that pretty much everything I'm missing is unavailable on DVD and I'll likely never get a chance to watch most of it again. Made even worse by the fact that Emmanuel College (where I live) is actually hosting about a third of the screenings, so every time I leave my room I'm confronted by reminders of what I'm missing.
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PostSubject: Re: General bitch and moan thread   Sun Apr 22, 2012 10:32 am

Gravity's Silhouette wrote:
Old people....every Wednesday the nursing homes and assisted living centers put all the seniors on a bus and let them go to the local grocery stores. I like to move fast with my cart up and down the aisles, and on Wednesdays have to slow down or else I'd run them over. They are so slow, especially in the check out lanes.

See also crying, whining, tantrum-throwing children in supermarkets.

Shut the FUCK up, you spoilt little c u n t .
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PostSubject: Re: General bitch and moan thread   Sun Apr 22, 2012 10:36 am

I'd rather put up with a couple of grannies than spoiled little shitheads.
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PostSubject: Re: General bitch and moan thread   Sun Apr 22, 2012 11:02 am

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I'd rather put up with a couple of grannies than spoiled little shitheads.

Well, that's cuz you'd want to shag the old broads...I bet you think it tastes like chicken :face:

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PostSubject: Re: General bitch and moan thread   Sun Apr 22, 2012 11:04 am

Mrs Aural Sects wrote:
Mr. Brown wrote:
I'd rather put up with a couple of grannies than spoiled little shitheads.

Well, that's cuz you'd want to shag the old broads...I bet you think it tastes like chicken :face:


You're older than me. Can I have a free sample?
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PostSubject: Re: General bitch and moan thread   Wed May 23, 2012 10:29 am

Just seen that Tom Cruise is joining the Magnificent Seven remake.

Two things chiefly.

1) there's a remake!?

2) Tom Cruise.

3) bollocks

4) it's not two things but who cares
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PostSubject: Re: General bitch and moan thread   Thu May 24, 2012 8:00 am

Seconded.

My whinge is I've been asked to audition for a band - which is good. That's not the whinge. The whinge is, they want a singer who can drop everything to make a gig within a 2 hour drive with 20 minutes notice. And they don't make big bucks. Some of the money and distance involved in the discussion we had, you'd be lucky to break even on the petrol. They gig almost every week, 2-3 times a week. They play some songs I love, and some songs I hate. I just don't know. I mean, it's not like I can give up work and live on what they'd pay me.

Plus I bet you dollars to doughnuts I'd have to buy my own PA rig. Which I usually rent with the other guys and we split the fee.

So I'm torn. I want to sing more rock stuff, but do I want to lose around four nights a week, every week? It's a bit much. Do I want a 'phone call at 2pm to say I'm supposed to be in Poole by 6pm? Bottom line is, I've got a mortgage to pay. And £50 a gig ain't gonna pay it.
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PostSubject: Re: General bitch and moan thread   Thu May 24, 2012 8:27 am

My friend sent me these images (borderline NSFW).

Why am I married and why am I not there?

http://www.imagebam.com/gallery/rw8t4o36g123rxtwdzokfwti2gha5tdq/
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PostSubject: Re: General bitch and moan thread   Thu May 24, 2012 11:45 am

Ravenstone wrote:
So I'm torn. I want to sing more rock stuff, but do I want to lose around four nights a week, every week? It's a bit much. Do I want a 'phone call at 2pm to say I'm supposed to be in Poole by 6pm? Bottom line is, I've got a mortgage to pay. And £50 a gig ain't gonna pay it.

Hmmmm....if this was me I'd be wondering if making the effort, at least initially, would be worth it for the exposure....then walking when a better gig (or offer) comes along....

Do you have any mp3s of your material? Would love a listen to place a voice to the poster :cheers:
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PostSubject: Re: General bitch and moan thread   Sun May 27, 2012 7:37 am

I have a demo CD, but no idea how to upload them. I can only send them by email :oops:

In the end, I 'phoned the other guy (expecting he might be anticipating my call) and basically said thanks but no thanks. 2-3 gigs a week, every week, with the possibility of as many as 4-5 gigs a week is all very well, but then they are very cheap. A grand for New Year's Eve is positively giving it away. And I can see it becoming a chore, and there's no point if it's not going to be fun.

Plus, on a purely selfish note, I've got a four octave range. If I sing nothing but rock that many times a week, I won't have time to sing anything else (plus it wouldn't be wise), and I'll lose at least an octave off the top and probably the lower register as well. It's not worth ruining my voice. It's always difficult to explain that to guitarists - they always seem to think you can just plug in and play. And, of course, they seem to think singers are ten a penny.

So I'm still in the Sabbath cover band. And they've started another band that does general rock covers, which will solve my problem of being bored singing Sabbath all the time. But we won't flog ourselves to death undercutting other bands just to get gigs, and we won't make it a chore. Better to play one great gig a month than sixteen so-so ones.
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PostSubject: Re: General bitch and moan thread   Sun May 27, 2012 10:11 am

Ravenstone wrote:
I have a demo CD, but no idea how to upload them.

http://soundcloud.com/

PM me if you need any more help.
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PostSubject: Re: General bitch and moan thread   Sun May 27, 2012 10:31 am

Thank you, Mr. Largo's Shark, sir. You are a genius. :D

Does this work?

http://soundcloud.com/ravenstone/sets/cotgdemo1-angus

If it does, it's in entirely the wrong thread, of course.

And I'm pretty sure I've infringed copyright....
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PostSubject: Re: General bitch and moan thread   Sun May 27, 2012 1:21 pm

It works Rave...glad to finally hear you, you're great :face:

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PostSubject: Re: General bitch and moan thread   Mon May 28, 2012 1:57 am

I thank you :oops: :D

I hate to sound like a diva, but I was just getting over a heavy cold when that was recorded. I was swigging cough medicine in just about every musical break.
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PostSubject: Re: General bitch and moan thread   Mon May 28, 2012 4:28 am

I'm in a bad mood for no particular reason, just a bunch of pissy little reasons.
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PostSubject: Re: General bitch and moan thread   Mon May 28, 2012 4:29 am

Why you no reply?
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PostSubject: Re: General bitch and moan thread   Mon May 28, 2012 4:38 am

Santa wrote:
I'm in a bad mood for no particular reason, just a bunch of pissy little reasons.

know that feeling all too well.
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PostSubject: Re: General bitch and moan thread   Mon May 28, 2012 4:41 am

Largo's Shark wrote:
Why you no reply?

Me? I did! Honest. It just got lost on the previous page!

Sometimes, it's the little things that grind you down. One big problem can be attacked and neutralised, or at least accepted. Lots of little niggles just put you out of sorts, and then apathy sets in.
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