Lez and Dick... I mean Liz and Dick.

Subject: Lez and Dick... I mean Liz and Dick. Mon Apr 23, 2012 10:22 pm

http://www.eonline.com/news/the_awful_truth/its_official_lindsay_lohan_play/310048

For various reasons, she'd be a better fit to play Burton.

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The White Tuxedo wrote:: http://www.eonline.com/news/the_awful_truth/its_official_lindsay_lohan_play/310048

For various reasons, she'd be a better fit to play Burton.

Hahaha, though Burton at least didn't get fired from movie after movie for not turning up on time (not that Burton's work ethic was good, mind you). Can Lohan actually finish a whole entire movie without getting fired/arrested/sent back to rehab etc.? Or is this an actual honest to goodness omeback on her part that she's actually committed to? (it would make sense, first the airbrushed Marilyn Monroe lookalike photos in Playboy, now Liz Taylor - it certainly looks like a pattern).

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I have proceeded to move to the foot of my stairs. Wake me when this comes out.

Subject: Re: Lez and Dick... I mean Liz and Dick. Tue Apr 24, 2012 5:01 am

Christ, I bet Lohan smells like a tuna boat.

Subject: Re: Lez and Dick... I mean Liz and Dick. Tue Apr 24, 2012 6:12 am

I'll never understand why she dyes her hair blond. It's like she resents being a redhead.

Subject: Re: Lez and Dick... I mean Liz and Dick. Tue Apr 24, 2012 7:27 am

Probably would not tap dat.