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PostSubject: Re: Who have you invited?   Thu May 24, 2012 8:04 am

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Corr, I'll have to take your word for it Rave :)

I can multi-task. I'm good with my mouth as well. I can tie knots in liquorice shoelaces with my tongue ;)

Ah, many the pints has been spilled by men watching me perform that little trick laugh

Pints of beer, of course. What were you thinking?
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PostSubject: Re: Who have you invited?   Thu May 24, 2012 8:05 am

I have no idea what I was thinking.

I can but imagine the knot tying. I know someone who does similar. To other things not...well...cough ahem etc
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PostSubject: Re: Who have you invited?   Thu May 24, 2012 8:07 am

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I have no idea what I was thinking.

Yeah. I've heard that before as well. Usually while practicing the shoelace tying ;)
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PostSubject: Re: Who have you invited?   Thu May 24, 2012 8:10 am

I do tend nowadays to think in a Lovable Leslie/Kenneth Connor mode thus why when I was on the tills my Victoria Coren lookalike of a manager says (relating to our shops busy-ness) "If you like I could pull you off now..." then without realising my reaction continues quite seriously, "Or when the shop's busy."

Exactly. There, digression and everything else complete :)
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PostSubject: Re: Who have you invited?   Thu May 24, 2012 8:20 am

Oh dear. I couldn't leave that entendre hanging without giving it a good yank.
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PostSubject: Re: Who have you invited?   Thu May 24, 2012 8:25 am

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Oh dear. I couldn't leave that entendre hanging without giving it a good yank.

Ordinarily I wouldn't but as she's technically my boss and I don't know her too well yet I was on the side of caution.

What a blast.
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PostSubject: Re: Who have you invited?   Thu May 24, 2012 8:32 am

Yes, that could have blown up right in your face, which can always be a messy end.
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PostSubject: Re: Who have you invited?   Thu May 24, 2012 8:04 pm

*Sid James mucky laugh*
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PostSubject: Re: Who have you invited?   Sun May 27, 2012 7:52 am

I love the Carry On films, but only the ones without Barbara Windsor. I can't stand that creature. She makes me want to slap her. Hard.

Anyway, the ones without her are the funniest ones. Follow that Camel. Cleo. Screaming. Up The Khyber. The best lines are in them.
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PostSubject: Re: Who have you invited?   Sun May 27, 2012 10:11 am

She strikes me as someone who thinks she's worthy of National Treasure status, but is sadly mistaken.
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PostSubject: Re: Who have you invited?   Sun May 27, 2012 10:20 am

A very good assessment.
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PostSubject: Re: Who have you invited?   Sun May 27, 2012 10:23 am

Thank you, Rave ... nice to see you round these parts a little more regularly again, and not just because you just agreed with me. :)
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PostSubject: Re: Who have you invited?   Sun May 27, 2012 10:33 am

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I love the Carry On films, but only the ones without Barbara Windsor. I can't stand that creature. She makes me want to slap her. Hard.

Anyway, the ones without her are the funniest ones. Follow that Camel. Cleo. Screaming. Up The Khyber. The best lines are in them.

I'm revisiting the latter day Carry On's (I seem to prefer the Norman Hudis ones, Sergeant to Spying more now) and Windsor seems more annoying than I remember. Somehow I prefer Joan Sims such as in Don't Lose Your Head.

Kenneth Connor remains a hero in the other sense.

Did walk past Windsor when I was in university. With some toyboy looking chap.
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PostSubject: Re: Who have you invited?   Wed May 30, 2012 12:33 pm

Someone invite this guy over from nuMI6:

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in TWINE he made sex with the MI6 Doctor.
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PostSubject: Re: Who have you invited?   Thu May 31, 2012 7:09 am

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Someone invite this guy over from nuMI6:

X3MSonicX wrote:
in TWINE he made sex with the MI6 Doctor.

Christ
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