Bond & Beyond's SKYFALL Drinking Game

Down a shot every time someone on BAB bitches about:

- The International Women's Day PSA vid (Gravy)
- Craig's suit too tight
- Harris's 'fro
- Craig's short hair
- Nu Q
- Babs
- Heineken
- Craig's blue speedos (Tiff)
- Dench
- Dark n gritty stuff
- Emotional content
- Arnold (his spirit lives on)
- How "SkyFail" will be TWINE Mk. II (this one's for Laz)
- Prisoner Monkeys creates a hairbrained, self-masturbatory, several paragraph long theory about the plot, that everyone except for a bunch of hardcore groupies will skim past.

Who's in?

I'd get liver failure just from reading a single one of my own posts.

Sharky forgot to mention Heineken as one of the whipping boys, probably means he's racist :face:

Disclaimer: Bond and Beyond is not responsible for injuries and/or deaths caused by this drinking game. Play responsibly.

I'd so fucking lose this game.

Poor Lazenby.... And Arnold isn't included in that!

Shit, who'd actually make it alive until the premiere of Skyfall then?

To give this game some structure, we're gonna have to set time periods. From 19:00 PM to 3:00 AM (BST) on days with a good amount of board activity, I'll start it up. Everyone who wants to play has post here to let everyone know. The rest of this thread thread will be for drunk ramblings. If this proves too slow, we'll move it to the chatbox.

Perhaps this should be in The Scratching Post?

This game does indeed seem like it may well kill many of us :drunken: : .

You might wanna add 'Every time tiff mentions the blue trunks' to the list, Sharky ... he seems obsessed, bless him .

Sharky wrote:

The rest of this thread thread will be for drunk ramblings. If this proves too slow, we'll move it to the chatbox.

That means you can't ban anyone, because anything said will be under the umbrella of drunk ramblings.

Oh no, now my ass is gonna get it....

Mrs Aural Sects wrote:

Oh no, now my ass is gonna get it....

:face:

Now that Lazenby's back... I suggest we start.

I spose this is a bad time to try to cut down on my drankin'.

FieldsMan wrote:

Poor Lazenby.... And Arnold isn't included in that!

To make it fair to everyone else, we should add "Every time Lazenby. moans about how bad the film will be" and "Every time Prisoner Monkeys produces another hair-brained theory about the plot" to the list.

Sorted.

While you're at it, add "Every time Sharky puts words in someone's mouth".

Take a drink whenever someone mentions tits.


Oh, I should mention that you will die if you do that.

What, take a drink or mention tits?

I'm guessing the former. I just mentioned tits - there I go again - and I didn't die.