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PostSubject: Your Worst 10   Tue Jul 03, 2012 8:44 am

In no particular order:

The Last Boy Scout
Die Another Day
The Angry Red Planet
Tango & Cash
The Man Who Fell to Earth
The Hunger
The Abyss
The Secret of My Success
The Big Lebowski
Road House
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PostSubject: Re: Your Worst 10   Tue Jul 03, 2012 8:58 am

Wow really. I quite liked THE LAST BOY SCOUT, also one of the few films that gave me real belly laughs.
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PostSubject: Re: Your Worst 10   Tue Jul 03, 2012 9:02 am

Most of the worse ones I've experienced have actually been great viewing experiences thanks to me seeing them on Mystery Science Threatre 3k...so leaving those aside.

Any Which Way You Can
Bloodrayne
Churchill the Hollywood Years
Highlander 3 The Sorceror
Jaws The Revenge
Jaws 3D
The Lesbian Vampire Killers
Stay Alive
Stop Or My Mum Will Shoot
Transformers 2 Revenge of the Fallen
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PostSubject: Re: Your Worst 10   Tue Jul 03, 2012 9:17 am

I don't think I can put up a list of "worst" films, but maybe some that were REALLY torturous to watch. It's kinda difficult to recall them all, as I've blocked them out.

Alphabetical...

CRASH (2005)
KING KONG (2005)
MILLION DOLLAR BABY (2004)
SLUMLORD MILLIONAIRE (2008)

Hell, there are more.

Responding to some mentioned above...

THE BIG LEBOWSKI... Wow. One of the funniest films I've ever seen. I do know a guy who hates it because he says it dishonors veterans or something.

JAWS 3D. A pure cheese delight as far as I'm concerned, with a young Lea Thompson taboot. I'd probably rather watch it than JAWS 2.

ROAD HOUSE? How can anyone hate ROAD HOUSE?
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PostSubject: Re: Your Worst 10   Tue Jul 03, 2012 9:20 am

INGLOURIOUS BASTERDS
KILL BILLL VOL 1 & 2
KICK ASS
PRECIOUS
NETWORK
ELEPHANT
I'M NOT THERE
PSYCHO (1998)
HEREAFTER
CRASH



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PostSubject: Re: Your Worst 10   Tue Jul 03, 2012 9:27 am

At first I read ELEPHANT MAN.

I thought ELEPHANT was revolting.

Haven't seen KILL BILL VOL. 1 in a few years. On my last try I thought it was one of the most boring films I'd ever seen. Never made it through VOL. 2.

PRECIOUS. Wasn't big on that one.

Might as well throw out STAR TREK (2009), but I don't want to derail things. I only hope someday more people will realize that the emperor has no clothes and it's got one of the worst, most incoherent scripts ever thrown a considerable amount of money at. Maybe if I weren't a Trek fan I'd find it amusing in an AIRPORT '79/SUPERMAN III fashion.


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PostSubject: Re: Your Worst 10   Tue Jul 03, 2012 9:32 am

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I only hope someday more people will realize that the emperor has no clothes and it's got one of the worst, most incoherent scripts ever thrown a considerable amount of money at.

I think you're in the minority. To me it was the only one worth watching in some time. The one immediately before was a complete turd.
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PostSubject: Re: Your Worst 10   Tue Jul 03, 2012 9:34 am

Mrs Aural Sects wrote:
The White Tuxedo wrote:
I only hope someday more people will realize that the emperor has no clothes and it's got one of the worst, most incoherent scripts ever thrown a considerable amount of money at.

I think you're in the minority. To me it was the only one worth watching in some time. The one immediately before was a complete turd.

Like I said, I don't to derail the thread. It's certainly not the first bad Trek movie. laugh Some might call that an understatement. I don't get mad that people enjoy it, I realy don't. But I think it's a very badly-written movie.

As for bad movies. I look at lists of "bad" movies and find stuff that I enjoy. Like SUPERMAN III, or Ed Wood movies, or SHOWGIRLS.
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PostSubject: Re: Your Worst 10   Tue Jul 03, 2012 9:36 am

Can't drum up 10 right now but two of the most disgusting sequels would have to be...

The Crow 2: City of Angels
Escape from L.A.

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PostSubject: Re: Your Worst 10   Tue Jul 03, 2012 9:59 am

Perilagu Khan wrote:
In no particular order:

The Last Boy Scout
Die Another Day

The Angry Red Planet
Tango & Cash
The Man Who Fell to Earth
The Hunger
The Abyss
The Secret of My Success
The Big Lebowski
Road House

Yikes! Those are films I've enjoyed (to varying degrees) over time.
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PostSubject: Re: Your Worst 10   Tue Jul 03, 2012 10:44 am


10,000 B.C.
2012
In The Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale
Speed Racer
Batman & Robin
Superman IV
The Spirit
Who's That Girl
Catwoman
Battlefield Earth
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PostSubject: Re: Your Worst 10   Tue Jul 03, 2012 12:22 pm

Crash
Batman Begins
Pirates of the Caribbean
Harry Potter
Avatar

Hostel
King Kong (2005)
An Education
Midnight In Paris
Paris, je t'aime

Doesn't even skim the surface, though.
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PostSubject: Re: Your Worst 10   Tue Jul 03, 2012 1:23 pm

I don't know if I can come up with ten off the top of my head, but here are three films that the very mention of which are likely to get me frothing at the mouth in rage:

ENTER THE VOID
NAKED LUNCH
VALHALLA RISING
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PostSubject: Re: Your Worst 10   Tue Jul 03, 2012 1:26 pm

Not a lot of love for Crash on here.

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PostSubject: Re: Your Worst 10   Tue Jul 03, 2012 1:27 pm

Harmsway wrote:
I don't know if I can come up with ten off the top of my head, but here are three films that the very mention of which are likely to get me frothing at the mouth in rage:

ENTER THE VOID\

Yep, that's a genuine piece of shit, too.

I was going to add 2 OR 3 THINGS I KNOW ABOUT HER to my list, but it doesn't come anywhere near the worst films ever made. It's just boring, pretentious, and good-looking.
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PostSubject: Re: Your Worst 10   Tue Jul 03, 2012 1:46 pm

I was accused of being a racist once for not liking CRASH.

I wish I could find the interview clip where Haggis talks about a car full of black men pulling up beside him, and he wondered whether or not he should roll up his window. laugh I still get a kick out the fact that he created a show starring Chuck Norris.
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PostSubject: Re: Your Worst 10   Tue Jul 03, 2012 1:55 pm

There's a correlation between overt, senseless, political correctness and poor quality in cinema.

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PostSubject: Re: Your Worst 10   Tue Jul 03, 2012 3:02 pm

Still haven't seen CRASH. Might have to though if I really want to complete my Best Picture run. Not eager to right now.
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PostSubject: Re: Your Worst 10   Tue Jul 03, 2012 3:12 pm

In the Valley of Elah
2 Fast 2 Furious
Sucker Punch (in fact, to free up a few places on this list, I'm going to say anything by Zac Snyder)
Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones
Stealth
Cloverfield
Super 8
Wild Hogs
I Spy
XXX
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PostSubject: Re: Your Worst 10   Tue Jul 03, 2012 4:04 pm

Makeshift Python wrote:
Wow really. I quite liked THE LAST BOY SCOUT, also one of the few films that gave me real belly laughs.

Unlike guilty pleasures like ACTION JACKSON, I think of LAST BOY SCOUT as just a pleasure. To me the Hallenbeck character is really good and Willis handles it just right.There are certainly elements that put the movie over the top as it goes along, just like the truck stuff at the end of LTK, but in both cases there is enough cred up front to carry the thing through.

Not sure if I could come up with 10 off the top of my head, but #1 has always been THE FANTASTIC INVASION OF PLANET EARTH, a mid70s re-titling of a 60s SF called THE BUBBLE.
The poster had a guy with a blonde in one hand and a .45 in the other, shooting at a flying saucer overhead. There are no hot blondes (a pregnant one), no .45s and no flying saucers.
Some really bad 3D effects, has Michael Cole, and was done by Arch Obeler (clearly not his best day.)

Absolutely godawful, makes SHAPE OF THINGS TO COME look like HARDWARE WARS by comparison. I'm trying to be nice there, i LIKE HARDWARE WARS.

Also, at the time I thought MOONRAKER was one of the worst things I'd ever seen. Took me a long while to accept it for its good points -- the girl chased by the dogs, some ingenious fx and the Ken Adam art direction -- and to shine on (or fastforward past) everything else.

WING COMMANDER and WILD WILD WEST were movies I wrote about and HAD to see ... and saw nothing redeeming in either, outside of some good ILM vfx in the latter.
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PostSubject: Re: Your Worst 10   Tue Jul 03, 2012 4:28 pm

Armaggeddon
Battlefield Earth
The World Is Not Enough
Batman & Robin
Catwoman
SkyFall

TBC....
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PostSubject: Re: Your Worst 10   Tue Jul 03, 2012 6:39 pm

There are too many to name and I normally avoid bad movies but just from the top of my head...

Scooby Doo
Scooby Doo 2: Monsters Unleashed
The Pink Panther 2
Batman and Robin
Pink Flamingos
Sky Captain and The World of Tomorrow
White Chicks
Little Nicky
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo
Jaws: The Revenge
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PostSubject: Re: Your Worst 10   Tue Jul 03, 2012 7:07 pm

Lazenby. wrote:
SkyFall
But you haven't even seen ...

No, wait. I forgot - I should stop feeding the trolls.
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PostSubject: Re: Your Worst 10   Tue Jul 03, 2012 7:25 pm

Quantum of Bourne
Crash
Highlander 2
Star Trek Nemesis (10)
Men in Black 2
Alien vs Predator Requim
Species 2
2001 a space Odyssey
the shining
Salò o le 120 giornate di Sodoma
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PostSubject: Re: Your Worst 10   Tue Jul 03, 2012 7:28 pm

bondfan06 wrote:

Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo

Probably the worst film going experience I ever had.
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