Private Elitist Nest of Intellectual Snobs

The times... they are a changin'.

Oh, f***.

Naturally with my username you all know where stand.

I've heard of someone getting blue balls, but that's just ridiculous.

If you don't like "Transformers 2: Rise of the Machines", then you're a film snob.

If you like tits, then you're a film snob.

Makeshift Python wrote:

If you like tits, then you're a film snob.

If you don't, you're an idiot.

Makeshift Python wrote:

If you like tits, then you're a film snob.

Then I must be a massive film snob.
:bounce: :bounce:

Makeshift Python wrote:

If you like tits, then you're a film snob.

Excellent. 8)

Isn't this whole forum a PENIS?

Fairbairn-Sykes wrote:

Isn't this whole forum a PENIS?

Lies spread by our "competitors". ;)

:scratch:

I am a member of this organ-isation.

Who is the head?

Breach the forum rules and you get circumcised. Do it again and you get castrated.

Sharky wrote:

Breach the forum rules and you get circumcised. Do it again and you get castrated.

*THINKS* - Methinks I spot a loophole....*THINKS*

Ravenstone wrote:

Sharky wrote:

Breach the forum rules and you get circumcised. Do it again and you get castrated.

*THINKS* - Methinks I spot a loophole....*THINKS*

We need to tighten that. Oppers, start doing Kegels.

This place is very elitist... It won't accept people of a certain vintage. I tried to put my birth year as somewhere in the 1700s and received this message:



Shame...

Facebook had it coming.

https://www.facebook.com/#!/home.php?sk=group_180585598654211

retrokitty wrote:

This place is very elitist...

That screen probably came up when M registered.

Oh no though, ELITISM EVIDENCE. That'll be printed and chucked into a bag as Exhibit A. And then we're all done for. :evil: ;)

Ravenstone wrote:

Sharky wrote:

Breach the forum rules and you get circumcised. Do it again and you get castrated.

*THINKS* - Methinks I spot a loophole....*THINKS*

In our brave new Islamist world that loophole shall close with a quick "snip, snip."

This place isnt elitist. It's meritocratic.

That being said, I'm off to be banned.

This thread needs a bump and a porking.

Don't we all?

I happened to catch a few minutes of "Dinner With The Kings" on CNN over the weekend:


It immediately made me want to vomit. The part I came in on was a behind-the-scenes look of Wolfgang Puck making all these delicious specialities in the King kitchen. So far, so good. Then the show cut to King and his guest sitting around the dinner table and King throws out the first question; something about success. Still, so far so good; no vomiting just yet. Then it gets around to Russell Bland, who tells Larry that his question of 'What does success mean to you?' is very complex and multi-layered. Bland then proceeds to preface his remarks by suggesting that success can be defined differently depending upon whether you are part of "the 1%" or not :roll:

I've never seen a group of people gathered around a dinner table more hen-pecked, squeamish, two-faced, embarrassed and ashamed to have money than these Hollywood retards. Once Russell Bland vomited out "the 1%" crap, I was finished. Couldn't take any more of their smug, self-serving hypocrisy. I would have respected these people more if they'd just enjoyed their money and their good food and their good wine instead of trying to make me feel like they were suffering with the rest of us. I'm sick of wealthy celebs acting as if it is a chore and a burden to be rich, and how they'd much rather give it all to the government to spend on us poor plebeians than keep it to themselves.

Russell, when Wolfgang Puck makes your supper for you, YOU ARE THE 1%