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PostSubject: BondCapCon - You Were Expecting Someone Else?...   Sun Mar 20, 2011 6:36 am

Like to start this on here too if I may.
For new members, post a witty caption to the picture...



The more sarcastic the better, I will judge in one week.

Chocks away!!!! 8)


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PostSubject: Re: BondCapCon - You Were Expecting Someone Else?...   Mon Mar 21, 2011 4:48 am

*bump*

Anyone? Come on, have a bash. :lol!:
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PostSubject: Re: BondCapCon - You Were Expecting Someone Else?...   Mon Mar 21, 2011 7:46 am


When Sean revealed his Navy ink, Ian simply had to know the name of his artist.
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PostSubject: Re: BondCapCon - You Were Expecting Someone Else?...   Mon Mar 21, 2011 7:30 pm

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When Sean revealed his Navy ink, Ian simply had to know the name of his artist.
"Great gig, this is Ian! Lots of shag action! Any books where I get to do Moneypenny too? "
"You're a pig Sean."
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PostSubject: Re: BondCapCon - You Were Expecting Someone Else?...   Tue Mar 22, 2011 3:36 am

well quite literally here goes nothing



Connery: I swear Ian, I still feel that spider on my bloody arm...
Fleming (thinking): I swear this man's a fairy...

better luck next time, etc
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PostSubject: Re: BondCapCon - You Were Expecting Someone Else?...   Tue Mar 22, 2011 8:30 am

Great entires, keep 'em coming! :lol!:
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PostSubject: Re: BondCapCon - You Were Expecting Someone Else?...   Tue Mar 22, 2011 9:50 am



Sean: "M'namesh Bond, Jamesh Bond. 'Ow does tha' shound?"
Ian: ...
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PostSubject: Re: BondCapCon - You Were Expecting Someone Else?...   Tue Mar 22, 2011 5:32 pm



Connery: I'm nervous, really, I am. What do you say? Can I take you out to dinner?
Fleming: This isn't the James Bond I was after...
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PostSubject: Re: BondCapCon - You Were Expecting Someone Else?...   Wed Mar 23, 2011 3:52 am



Connery : No, really mishter Fleming , my name iisssh David Niven.
Fleming : ....
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PostSubject: Re: BondCapCon - You Were Expecting Someone Else?...   Sat Mar 26, 2011 6:25 am

Judging tomorrow.
Anymore?
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PostSubject: Re: BondCapCon - You Were Expecting Someone Else?...   Mon Mar 28, 2011 4:02 am

Many thanks for the entries, all great as usual. All appreciated. :D

Joint 4th:
G-Section: Connery : No, really mishter Fleming , my name iisssh David Niven.
Fleming : ....

CJB: Sean: "M'namesh Bond, Jamesh Bond. 'Ow does tha' shound?"
Ian: ...

FieldsMan: Connery: I'm nervous, really, I am. What do you say? Can I take you out to dinner?
Fleming: This isn't the James Bond I was after..
;) yes yes all very very good...

3rd:
tiffanywint: "Great gig, this is Ian! Lots of shag action! Any books where I get to do Moneypenny too? "
"You're a pig Sean." :twisted:

2nd:
Louis Armstrong: When Sean revealed his Navy ink, Ian simply had to know the name of his artist.
:flower: How simply divine daahling...

Winner

Hilly: Connery: I swear Ian, I still feel that spider on my bloody arm...
Fleming (thinking): I swear this man's a fairy...


:lol!: Honestly can totally see Fleming saying that...and my loafers are far from light.

Take it away Hilly... :cheers:


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PostSubject: Re: BondCapCon - You Were Expecting Someone Else?...   Mon Mar 28, 2011 4:04 am

Crumbs, I won. Shows what my self-depracting humour does. I'll have to have a look though I confess to not knowing where to find these images.. :oops:
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PostSubject: Re: BondCapCon - You Were Expecting Someone Else?...   Mon Mar 28, 2011 4:10 am

Hilly wrote:
Crumbs, I won. Shows what my self-depracting humour does. I'll have to have a look though I confess to not knowing where to find these images.. :oops:

Sent you a PM on that. ;)
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PostSubject: Re: BondCapCon - You Were Expecting Someone Else?...   Mon Mar 28, 2011 4:18 am



Lois: That mole is so...huge
Roger: Sheer magnitism darling.

Well, on that note, I guess I should sort out a winner which I'll do later today and pass the baton onto the winner.


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PostSubject: Re: BondCapCon - You Were Expecting Someone Else?...   Mon Mar 28, 2011 4:25 am


Lois and Roger try to outdo each other in the 'raised eyebrow' competition to fill in their time in between takes.
Winner gets a cigar.
:suspect:
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PostSubject: Re: BondCapCon - You Were Expecting Someone Else?...   Mon Mar 28, 2011 4:26 am

I'm working on mine. Probably another 'inner thought' thing.
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PostSubject: Re: BondCapCon - You Were Expecting Someone Else?...   Wed Mar 30, 2011 6:44 am


Rog: "Guess my age"
Lois: "No. Pass the stapler"
Rog: "First, guess my age"
Lois: "No. Pass the stapler here - and quit poking it into my leg"
Rog: "That is not the stapler"
Lois: "Oh, piss off"
Rog: "Guess my age!"
Lois: "Fine... sixty"
Rog: "Damn, it must be my mole. I knew the damned thing aged me!" *storms off*
Lois: "Hey, bring back my stapler!"
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PostSubject: Re: BondCapCon - You Were Expecting Someone Else?...   Fri Apr 01, 2011 3:28 am

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PostSubject: Re: BondCapCon - You Were Expecting Someone Else?...   Fri Apr 01, 2011 6:34 am



Louis Maxwell's internal thoughts: 'Hmm.... this definitely isn't Sean... at this distance I'd have already felt it.'

Roger: 'If were you, I'd try to hold it down and take it slow, and just enjoy the motion. I find if you if just, relax and push it back, there, really is no limitation...'

Louis: 'Fancy a quick one?'
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PostSubject: Re: BondCapCon - You Were Expecting Someone Else?...   Thu Apr 07, 2011 9:50 am

Judging soon?
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PostSubject: Re: BondCapCon - You Were Expecting Someone Else?...   Thu Apr 07, 2011 10:02 am

I'll try to get it done within the hour. I had posted on Sunday but either I fudged it or it was deleted.

But soon, God-willing.
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PostSubject: Re: BondCapCon - You Were Expecting Someone Else?...   Thu Apr 07, 2011 10:07 am

Hilly wrote:
I'll try to get it done within the hour. I had posted on Sunday but either I fudged it or it was deleted.

But soon, God-willing.

Not exactly run over with entries really... :shock:
Shame, good picture as well.
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PostSubject: Re: BondCapCon - You Were Expecting Someone Else?...   Thu Apr 07, 2011 10:15 am

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Hilly wrote:
I'll try to get it done within the hour. I had posted on Sunday but either I fudged it or it was deleted.

But soon, God-willing.

Not exactly run over with entries really... :shock:
Shame, good picture as well.

No matter. Things can only get better in the coming weeks, months etc :)
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PostSubject: Re: BondCapCon - You Were Expecting Someone Else?...   Thu Apr 07, 2011 10:17 am

Hilly wrote:
danslittlefinger wrote:
Hilly wrote:
I'll try to get it done within the hour. I had posted on Sunday but either I fudged it or it was deleted.

But soon, God-willing.

Not exactly run over with entries really... :shock:
Shame, good picture as well.

No matter. Things can only get better in the coming weeks, months etc :)

That's true, best foot forward. 8)
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PostSubject: Re: BondCapCon - You Were Expecting Someone Else?...   Thu Apr 07, 2011 10:35 am


danslittlefinger wrote:
Hilly wrote:
danslittlefinger wrote:
Hilly wrote:
I'll try to get it done within the hour. I had posted on Sunday but either I fudged it or it was deleted.

But soon, God-willing.

Not exactly run over with entries really... :shock:
Shame, good picture as well.

No matter. Things can only get better in the coming weeks, months etc :)

That's true, best foot forward. 8)

indeed and on that note...

A close run thing, I liked what I saw and what I saw was liked. The winner for this week is Mr Louis Armstrong

Louis Armstrong wrote:

Rog: "Guess my age"
Lois: "No. Pass the stapler"
Rog: "First, guess my age"
Lois: "No. Pass the stapler here - and quit poking it into my leg"
Rog: "That is not the stapler"
Lois: "Oh, piss off"
Rog: "Guess my age!"
Lois: "Fine... sixty"
Rog: "Damn, it must be my mole. I knew the damned thing aged me!" *storms off*
Lois: "Hey, bring back my stapler!"

over to you Satchmo. And very best of British to you.
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