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PostSubject: Re: BondCapCon - You Were Expecting Someone Else?...   Thu May 26, 2011 8:29 am

Thanks Dan! Here's a poignant moment from the 7th James Bond film

Bond: " Nice roll Plenty. At least I've got all the Willard Whyte funny money to play with, but I think you wiped out everyone else at the table"


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PostSubject: Re: BondCapCon - You Were Expecting Someone Else?...   Thu May 26, 2011 8:41 am

"C'mon - seriously - a dress like that and not one of you is copping a look??????"

Alternately -

"No matter how low the neckline plunged, Plenty found she simply could not compete with the naked croupier at the other end of the table, and his party piece of spinning the roulette wheel with his favourite member."
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PostSubject: Re: BondCapCon - You Were Expecting Someone Else?...   Thu May 26, 2011 8:49 am

Ravenstone wrote:
"C'mon - seriously - a dress like that and not one of you is copping a look??????"

Alternately -

"No matter how low the neckline plunged, Plenty found she simply could not compete with the naked croupier at the other end of the table, and his party piece of spinning the roulette wheel with his favourite member."


Very Funny Raven laugh :bounce: laugh
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PostSubject: Re: BondCapCon - You Were Expecting Someone Else?...   Thu May 26, 2011 9:06 am

*curtseys decorously*

I do the best I can with what I've got, thanks ;)

Rather like Ms O'Toole there.

In fact, remarkably similar in one or two major areas.
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PostSubject: Re: BondCapCon - You Were Expecting Someone Else?...   Thu May 26, 2011 11:36 am

Everyone wondered when Dean Martin would wake up and get off the table.







-sorry Dino. (and everyone. I'm not even at my best)
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PostSubject: Re: BondCapCon - You Were Expecting Someone Else?...   Thu May 26, 2011 12:01 pm

"Crapsshh? I thought thisshh game was called Nipssshhh?" :twisted:
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PostSubject: Re: BondCapCon - You Were Expecting Someone Else?...   Thu May 26, 2011 4:29 pm

Ravenstone wrote:
*curtseys decorously*
I do the best I can with what I've got, thanks ;)
Rather like Ms O'Toole there.
In fact, remarkably similar in one or two major areas.
Let me guess, you've both got a pair..............of deep dark eyes.

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PostSubject: Re: BondCapCon - You Were Expecting Someone Else?...   Thu May 26, 2011 8:09 pm

'Plenty O'Toole'.

'Named after your father, perhapshh?'

'Erm, OK ... you're clearly a bigger dick than he ever was, buddy'.
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PostSubject: Re: BondCapCon - You Were Expecting Someone Else?...   Fri May 27, 2011 5:10 am

tiffanywint wrote:
Let me guess, you've both got a pair..............of deep dark eyes.


Spot on - black hair and blue eyes :D
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PostSubject: Re: BondCapCon - You Were Expecting Someone Else?...   Fri May 27, 2011 9:37 am

Ravenstone wrote:
tiffanywint wrote:
Let me guess, you've both got a pair..............of deep dark eyes.


Spot on - black hair and blue eyes :D
You're practically sisters! Just try and stay away from swimming pools though.
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PostSubject: Re: BondCapCon - You Were Expecting Someone Else?...   Fri May 27, 2011 9:39 am

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You're practically sisters! Just try and stay away from swimming pools though.

Why? I've got my own water wings.....
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PostSubject: Re: BondCapCon - You Were Expecting Someone Else?...   Fri May 27, 2011 9:47 am

yes but Plenty had her twin inflatables and it didn't help her and not much stacks up to those water wings.
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PostSubject: Re: BondCapCon - You Were Expecting Someone Else?...   Fri May 27, 2011 9:52 am

True. They didn't do her much good.

Although I've never had any complaints.

Although - to drag it kicking and screaming back on topic....


"Bond tore his eyes away from the impressive necklace, wondering why on earth she found the need to point the way...."

or

"With that neckline, the dice aren't the only things with snake eyes."
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PostSubject: Re: BondCapCon - You Were Expecting Someone Else?...   Fri May 27, 2011 10:10 am

Guy in red shirt " If I concentrate real real hard, maybe they'll pop out of her dress"
Plenty " Keep dreamin Charlie, and get off your wallet, the show's not free"
Sean sighs "Vegas, its so classy. Why couldn't we have shot this in Monte Carlo"
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PostSubject: Re: BondCapCon - You Were Expecting Someone Else?...   Sun May 29, 2011 10:14 am



To expand on Hilly's contribution.

Sean. "Dino Dino, Dino. Please pull up your pants and get off the table. Poor Plenty is not amused, nor is anyone else, it seems."

Shakes head. "This town is all class."
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PostSubject: Re: BondCapCon - You Were Expecting Someone Else?...   Tue May 31, 2011 6:25 pm

One more day. Winner to be declared on Wednesday!!


Sean bewildered at Eon:
"I'm wearing a top label designer tux, yet surrounded by extras slumming in Walmart seconds. And poor Plenty busting out of her dress, yet these dice zombies can't take their eyes off the table.It's a madhouse, Cubby! It's a madhouse!"
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PostSubject: Re: BondCapCon - You Were Expecting Someone Else?...   Wed Jun 01, 2011 3:29 pm

Well, that's a week now. Its been fun ogling Sean's fullsome friend (thank you Tiff) but time to turn things over.
And the winner is Rave, who very early in the proceedings caught the absurdity of the photo -with a theme that would play out in other entries.


"C'mon - seriously - a dress like that and not one of you is copping a look??????"


"C'mon - seriously - a dress like that and not one of you is copping a look??????"



Exactly - what's with these Vegas dice zombies? Does anyone in that shot have a pulse? Problem gambling truly is a problem it seems. One only has eyes for the rolling of the bones. These guys probably wear the same clothes for a week straight as well. Poor Plenty could have been naked and jumping up and down but nary a notice. Sean can't believe how low rent Bond's casino gaming has become. "What's next, a bingo hall? But this is my last movie, thank God, so who cares. Shakes those dice Plenty! Give these bozo's a thrill!

Over to you Rave!
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PostSubject: Re: BondCapCon - You Were Expecting Someone Else?...   Thu Jun 02, 2011 6:16 am

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Over to you Rave!

*curtseys* I'd like to thank the Academy; all my wonderful, wonderful friends; my family...

I said I'd like to. But they didn't help in the slightest. It was all ME!!!!! :D

Okay, boys, stand by your beds and ready for inspection....


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PostSubject: Re: BondCapCon - You Were Expecting Someone Else?...   Thu Jun 02, 2011 8:02 am




'OK, I know you're still 'learning the ropes' and all that ... but even I know that the SIM card is supposed to go into the PHONE' thought Vesper.

Or - 'You can pout all you like James, but I'm telling you ... the other earring just isn't in there'.
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PostSubject: Re: BondCapCon - You Were Expecting Someone Else?...   Thu Jun 02, 2011 8:12 am




"That's not where you put the laxative, James."
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PostSubject: Re: BondCapCon - You Were Expecting Someone Else?...   Thu Jun 02, 2011 9:21 am


"Damn you James! Pay attention! I'm trying to be the bitchiest Bond girl in history and you won't look!!!
I hate you!
"Sorry Vesper, you were saying something? Oh, hold on, I think I've got the football match tuned in now."
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PostSubject: Re: BondCapCon - You Were Expecting Someone Else?...   Thu Jun 02, 2011 9:33 am

tiffanywint wrote:
"Damn you James! Pay attention! I'm trying to be the bitchiest Bond girl in history and you won't look!!!
I hate you!
"Sorry Vesper, you were saying something? Oh, hold on, I think I've got the football match tuned in now."

laugh ROFLMAO. Oh I like that one!
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PostSubject: Re: BondCapCon - You Were Expecting Someone Else?...   Thu Jun 02, 2011 11:14 am



"What did he mean by Dumbo ears, Vesp?"
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PostSubject: Re: BondCapCon - You Were Expecting Someone Else?...   Thu Jun 02, 2011 11:23 am

*spontaneous applause*

I'm wishing I'd gone with the blue trunks shot now. :D
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PostSubject: Re: BondCapCon - You Were Expecting Someone Else?...   Thu Jun 02, 2011 11:23 am



"James, I just want you to know that if all there was left of you was your little finger you'd still be, etc, etc...."
"S***, surely she didn't just say that, I'd best clean my ears out...."
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