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PostSubject: Re: BondCapCon - You Were Expecting Someone Else?...   Thu Jun 02, 2011 11:32 am

This is going to be pretty difficult to judge, I can tell.
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PostSubject: Re: BondCapCon - You Were Expecting Someone Else?...   Thu Jun 02, 2011 10:40 pm



'What's wrong, James?'

'The Psychic Hotline is saying that the next time we're in an elevator together, it'll end in tragedy ... ah well, probably a load of nonsense eh?'
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PostSubject: Re: BondCapCon - You Were Expecting Someone Else?...   Thu Jun 02, 2011 11:43 pm


Daniel, with Barbara can you check your ear again for the translater.
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PostSubject: Re: BondCapCon - You Were Expecting Someone Else?...   Thu Jun 02, 2011 11:58 pm



Vesper, the government paying for my earrings and you having to buy your own is no reason to be a stuck up b*tch...
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PostSubject: Re: BondCapCon - You Were Expecting Someone Else?...   Fri Jun 03, 2011 3:40 pm


James, I know I don't quite have Plenty O'Toole boobs but you could at least give them a glance"
Bond to himself, " Not Plenty O'Toole boobs. No kidding. Sean's man-boobs in DAF were bigger than your pair of pancakes"
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PostSubject: Re: BondCapCon - You Were Expecting Someone Else?...   Fri Jun 03, 2011 11:19 pm



'Shit ... maybe telling Eva that I used The Dreamers as masturbatory material in order to help her achieve the right air of confused disbelief for this next scene was a mistake. I'm calling my lawyers, just in case'.
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PostSubject: Re: BondCapCon - You Were Expecting Someone Else?...   Sat Jun 04, 2011 2:52 pm



Eva: "I hope that's not Rachel Weisz on the phone...arsehole."
Craig: "Give it a rest..bloody GBH of the earhole all day from you...real sexy" :roll:
Eva: "Git."


or

Voice from back: "OK Micheal you can stop massaging Dan's ear now. What?...no, that WAS your walk on part...What? No need for that....can someone escort MGW off the set...Oh and make-up, *clicking fingers* shine control for Mr Craig..darling you could fry an egg on that face..and can someone tell Miss Green not to look like someone pinched her arse and not told her she enjoyed it..."



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PostSubject: Re: BondCapCon - You Were Expecting Someone Else?...   Sun Jun 05, 2011 2:35 pm


"James, do you want get wet and suck on my fingers later?"
"No thanks! I'd rather tear my ear off!"
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PostSubject: Re: BondCapCon - You Were Expecting Someone Else?...   Wed Jun 08, 2011 12:47 pm


"James, I really am the crabbiest most annoying of all the Bond girls, aren I?"
"Yes Vesper you're the queen B, but if I wasn't the new pc Bond, I'd give you a bum slap and tell you to run along like Dink. Sean had all the fun!"
"Well give me a slap then big boy, or are you too geeked out with your phone to notice that I just dropped my panties in this envelope"
"Vesper! Come on! My gun's in there... don't be guming it up with your frillies"
"James you are useless, no tush slappy for you"
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PostSubject: Re: BondCapCon - You Were Expecting Someone Else?...   Wed Jun 08, 2011 2:26 pm

Judging soon?
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PostSubject: Re: BondCapCon - You Were Expecting Someone Else?...   Thu Jun 09, 2011 4:46 am

Honourable mention and a very close second place goes to :-
tiffanywint wrote:

"Damn you James! Pay attention! I'm trying to be the bitchiest Bond girl in history and you won't look!!!
I hate you!
"Sorry Vesper, you were saying something? Oh, hold on, I think I've got the football match tuned in now."


But the winner is :-

Blunt Instrument wrote:


'What's wrong, James?'

'The Psychic Hotline is saying that the next time we're in an elevator together, it'll end in tragedy ... ah well, probably a load of nonsense eh?'

Over to you, BI.....
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PostSubject: Re: BondCapCon - You Were Expecting Someone Else?...   Thu Jun 09, 2011 5:00 am

Thank you kindly, my lovely. :D



There we go ...
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PostSubject: Re: BondCapCon - You Were Expecting Someone Else?...   Thu Jun 09, 2011 5:02 am

Blunt Instrument wrote:
Thank you kindly, my lovely. :D




Damn - now : which one is the apple juice and which one is the urine sample???
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PostSubject: Re: BondCapCon - You Were Expecting Someone Else?...   Thu Jun 09, 2011 6:17 am

So ... drinking this will keep me going through the next 3 movies, you say?
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PostSubject: Re: BondCapCon - You Were Expecting Someone Else?...   Thu Jun 09, 2011 6:22 am

"The last time I saw something with "EAT ME" written on it, she was called Plenty O'Toole. And that certainly didn't make me smaller. Well, not in certain areas <insert raised eyebrow here>"
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PostSubject: Re: BondCapCon - You Were Expecting Someone Else?...   Thu Jun 09, 2011 8:05 am


I have no idea what I am supposed to be looking at here, but I know I look darn GQ doing it.
Damn, I'm a good looking man!"
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PostSubject: Re: BondCapCon - You Were Expecting Someone Else?...   Thu Jun 09, 2011 9:02 am


How much times i must say to Barbara that it not be me who meet the Dr but Sean.
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PostSubject: Re: BondCapCon - You Were Expecting Someone Else?...   Thu Jun 09, 2011 9:07 am

"I've never needed viagra to keep the British end up before...."
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PostSubject: Re: BondCapCon - You Were Expecting Someone Else?...   Thu Jun 09, 2011 10:41 am



"Damn, with a count this low, no wonder none of my Bond girls fell preggers...."

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PostSubject: Re: BondCapCon - You Were Expecting Someone Else?...   Thu Jun 09, 2011 5:57 pm





"so the DNA confirms it. My mother is.... M? :shock:
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PostSubject: Re: BondCapCon - You Were Expecting Someone Else?...   Thu Jun 09, 2011 7:58 pm


"A glass condom? What will they think of next?"
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PostSubject: Re: BondCapCon - You Were Expecting Someone Else?...   Thu Jun 16, 2011 9:05 am



"Well I think I will just gaze knowlingly at these little vials for as long as possible. Being the oldest Bond ever, its nice to get a break from the non-stop shagging in this film...........and there's still, Manuela pull my string and do me now AND the outer-space, take-me-around-the-world-again marathon, to go yet.
Aargh..where's my little blue pills?"
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PostSubject: Re: BondCapCon - You Were Expecting Someone Else?...   Thu Jun 16, 2011 8:03 pm

Well, that's been a week now, so ...

I declare Lazzers the winner with his inference that Sir Rog's Bond might not have had quite enough 'lumps in his custard', as it were ... and colly a very close second with his mind-boggling (and frankly biologically impossible) suggestion.

Over to you, Lazzers! :)
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PostSubject: Re: BondCapCon - You Were Expecting Someone Else?...   Fri Jun 17, 2011 1:29 pm

Cheers mate. Hmmm, lacking in inspiration a bit.....

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PostSubject: Re: BondCapCon - You Were Expecting Someone Else?...   Fri Jun 17, 2011 1:52 pm



"Guy, if you take off one more layer I'm gunna - [shudder!]"
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