BondCapCon - You Were Expecting Someone Else?...

Oddjob shows what he thinks of Bond's suggestion that he could become Blofeld's henchman instead, and that they could be called 'Blojob'.

Oddjob learns the hard way that it's almost impossible to let off a silent 'one cheek sneak' against leather upholstery.

I suppose it's up to me to choose the winner, so...

Erica Ambler wrote:: "Craig's not so tough. He insisted I take off my ring."

Take it away, Erica!

Q Branch Posts : 853 Member Since : 2010-05-25

Ambler's absent! His win is forfeited and Satchmo swoops in to revive the thread...

Caption this, bitches:

BondCapCon - You Were Expecting Someone Else?... - Page 13 Koskov10

BondCapCon - You Were Expecting Someone Else?... - Page 13 Koskov10

Bond studies the ways of the French prior to his assignment in Paris.

'Oh, James ... '

Cubby off camera:

"Cut cut cut!!!!!

"Off of his face Krabbe! I said nu-Bond was taking a step back from Randy Rog, not going full-out Wint and Kidd!"

"Brown and Keen!? You guys OK? You're not going to faint?

" What's with the other guy, the new guy? The new bald guy! Cripes, is he in schock? Glen, get him some water!!"

"You need a smoke Timbo? You OK?

"OK, let's go! Take 2, and ...............DIAL IT DOWN KRABBE!!!!" :x

BondCapCon - You Were Expecting Someone Else?... - Page 13 Koskov10

Bond had heard these Freemason initiation rituals were a bit bizarre, but he'd never dreamed they'd involve a tonsil tango with another man. Least of all one in such a cheap suit.

Gray: Whaddaya think, Miles?

M: Meh - six and a half, tops.

Steno (thinking): No one asked me if I wanted to play...

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Bond thinks : This is not my idea of a good game of Spin The Bottle

M reassures Sir Frederick Gray: "He's a 00 so it probably is a gun in his pocket."

Q Branch Posts : 853 Member Since : 2010-05-25

Ravenstone wrote:: Bond had heard these Freemason initiation rituals were a bit bizarre, but he'd never dreamed they'd involve a tonsil tango with another man. Least of all one in such a cheap suit.

WInner. Take it away Rave!

Good picture find there Armstrong. Lots of laughs from that one!

Louis Armstrong wrote:: WInner. Take it away Rave!

Oh! I say! I'd like to thank my agent, my family, my cats, my next door neighbours. The Dalai Lama. His Holiness Pope Benny. and The Duchess of Duke Street.

Okay

BondCapCon - You Were Expecting Someone Else?... - Page 13 LALD

BondCapCon - You Were Expecting Someone Else?... - Page 13 LALD

Roger wondered whether, at long last, the impossible had finally happened - had he actually met a leading lady prettier than he was?

Solitaire pondered the reminder sign on the ceiling that said 'Yeah, you've been lovers ... but this is a A/PG certificate movie, darling. Make sure you've got your boob-covering nightie on'.

Q Branch Posts : 853 Member Since : 2010-05-25

Bond laid in bed with a frustratingly large boner. "Tell me, Solitaire - do you always go it solo?"

After much deliberation, the winner is -

Blunt Instrument wrote:: Solitaire pondered the reminder sign on the ceiling that said 'Yeah, you've been lovers ... but this is a A/PG certificate movie, darling. Make sure you've got your boob-covering nightie on'.

simply because that kind of thing always bothers me in films as well. Such as, "Yes, we've shagged every which was possible all night long, but I'm now going to demurely slide into my boxers as I get out of bed because I'm too shy to let you see my willie"....

Take it away, BI.

Q Branch Posts : 853 Member Since : 2010-05-25

Sooo.....

I have more images for this. :lol!:

Do you want to post one, Bluntstrument, or shall I?

Guest

Well, Blunt's had two weeks. I suggest you run with it, Prof Armstrong.

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Please do, Satchmo - this is my favorite game, and the wait between submissions is agony!

Oops, I forgot all about it :oops: .

Go ahead, Mr Armstrong.

Q Branch Posts : 853 Member Since : 2010-05-25

Thank you kindly.

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Feel free to write a caption about Bond's proximity to the horse's schlong.

Dalton grinned in keen anticipation ... a mini-jet had been hidden in a horse's arse for Roger, so presumably whatever he was getting would be even better.

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