BondCapCon - You Were Expecting Someone Else?...

Timothy Dalton begins principal photography on his third Bond film with co-star Sarah Jessica Parker.

"Go ahead and laugh - I don't give a shit what he's doing behind me, this is the only patch of shade in the whole goddam valley and I'm not giving it up!"

Q Branch Posts : 853 Member Since : 2010-05-25

"Forget the horse's arse Kara - I think a better comparison is the horse's knob!"

Q Branch Posts : 853 Member Since : 2010-05-25

Did you guys not read the instructions...?

Louis Armstrong wrote:: Write a caption about Bond's proximity to the horse's schlong.

:roll:

I must award this round to myself.

Louis Armstrong wrote:: "Forget the horse's arse Kara - I think a better comparison is the horse's knob!"

Congratulations, Louis Armstrong!

Thank you. Here's the new image:

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CAPTION IT DO IT

And remember: there are no winners, only losers.

Eva: "Mission accomplished Babs, look at him, he's pissed as a fart"
Babs: "Great. Now where's that contract i need him to sign for the Bond In Drag ad...?"

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"Now Eva knows what I can do with my litte finger and my pointer...!"

Q Branch Posts : 853 Member Since : 2010-05-25

"And then after the house sank, I did CPR on old Vesper and parkoured after Mr. White. Now we're continuing our vacation as planned."

Q Branch Posts : 853 Member Since : 2010-05-25

This thread is not nearly active enough!

AMC Hornet wrote:: "Now Eva knows what I can do with my litte finger and my pointer...!"

Winner. Take it away, Mr. Hornet.

Thank you, Satchmo. My perserverence has finally paid off.
Try this:
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'You'll not decapitate many shtatues throwing it like that'.

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"There are more dignified ways of financing a movie, Michael - product placement, for instance..."

"... And shumtimes, I'll shpin it around on my cock for them..."

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"My name is Bond. James Bond. Sorry, I know you don't give a crap, but I just like saying that. It sounds so cool. Even cooler when I light a fag. btw do you have an extra? Smoked all mine on the plane. Special Turkish blend, you know, because I'm Bond, James Bond..........."

Other guy: "what a wanker"

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'Jusht checking the only shteel rims around here are on the car'.

Time to declare a winner:

Mr. Brown wrote:: "... And shumtimes, I'll shpin it around on my cock for them..."

I like the way you have to figure it out, then get stuck with a mental image that can be traumatizing.

Your go, Mr. B.

Okay, then I will:

BondCapCon - You Were Expecting Someone Else?... - Page 14 John_k13

Q Branch Posts : 853 Member Since : 2010-05-25

"After you die, Quarrel, your son will be my bitch. Now fetch my shoes"
"Sho' ting, cap'n. Jus kiddin' LOL"
"Not funny"
"Man, you ain't got no sensayuma" *swigs jug of rum*

Fetch your shoes? Fuuuuuuck you!

"My cock ish twelve inchesh."

"Is that all? HAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"

"I like that Chinese bird over there, with the camera. What do you suppose she'd do if I whipped it out for her?"
"Probably this..."
"I wonder about you, Quarrel."

"I appreciate the gesture, but it really only works if you do it with mouthwash."

As the Jamaican land crab that had crawled up the inside of Quarrel's trouser leg started nipping at his balls, Bond decided that the politest thing to do would be to pretend that he hadn't noticed.

"Shay Quarrel, it'sch a nicshe day, today"
*yawns*

Bond discovers that karaoke is not one of Quarrel's talents.

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