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Fort Knox Administrator
Posts : 608 Member Since : 2010-01-11 Location : that Web of Sin
| Subject: Re: BondCapCon - You Were Expecting Someone Else?... Fri May 18, 2012 11:21 pm | |
| Pussfeller (off camera): "Now that us three homeboys have had our drinks, there's really nothing else for us to do tonight.... Or IS there?" (Pussfeller shoves his cock up Quarrel's arse) Quarrel: "WOOOOWWWWIIIIIIEEEEEEE!!!!!! I've NEVER done THAT before!!!" Connery: "Neither have I, actually". |
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AMC Hornet Head of Station
Posts : 1175 Member Since : 2011-08-18 Location : Station 'C' - Canada
| Subject: Re: BondCapCon - You Were Expecting Someone Else?... Sun May 20, 2012 7:16 pm | |
| Judgement time: - hegottheboot wrote:
Bond discovers that karaoke is not one of Quarrel's talents. So what do you suppose he's singing? "He loves goooooooold!" "So he strikes, like Thun - der - baaaaaaaaaaaaaall!" "...and I'll never have that recipe again, oh nooooooooo!" I have to hand it to you, Boots, so take it away! |
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hegottheboot Head of Station
Posts : 1758 Member Since : 2012-01-08 Location : TN, USA
| Subject: Re: BondCapCon - You Were Expecting Someone Else?... Sun May 20, 2012 11:50 pm | |
| Thanks! I think he started singing "Jump Up Jamaica". Try this one for size: |
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AMC Hornet Head of Station
Posts : 1175 Member Since : 2011-08-18 Location : Station 'C' - Canada
| Subject: Re: BondCapCon - You Were Expecting Someone Else?... Tue May 22, 2012 4:15 pm | |
| - hegottheboot wrote:
"I told you, Yaphet, that 'Mango, banana and tangerine, Sugar and aki and cocao bean' as a steady diet could be somewhat constipating..."
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Blunt Instrument 00 Agent
Posts : 6210 Member Since : 2011-03-20 Location : Propping up the bar
| Subject: Re: BondCapCon - You Were Expecting Someone Else?... Tue May 22, 2012 7:48 pm | |
| LALD tie-in merchandising meeting. First up, the Mr Big inflatable dinghy. |
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CJB 00 Agent
Posts : 5498 Member Since : 2011-03-14 Location : 'Straya
| Subject: Re: BondCapCon - You Were Expecting Someone Else?... Wed May 23, 2012 12:11 am | |
| He's big He's round He bounches on the ground He's Yaphet! |
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AMC Hornet Head of Station
Posts : 1175 Member Since : 2011-08-18 Location : Station 'C' - Canada
| Subject: Re: BondCapCon - You Were Expecting Someone Else?... Wed May 23, 2012 5:01 am | |
| [quote="AMC Hornet"] "Hey, hey hey! It's Faaaaaaat Albert!" |
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Makeshift Python 00 Agent
Posts : 7656 Member Since : 2011-03-14 Location : You're the man now, dog!
| Subject: Re: BondCapCon - You Were Expecting Someone Else?... Wed May 23, 2012 7:59 am | |
| Clearly Kananga doesn't enjoy anal sex from the receiving end. |
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lachesis Head of Station
Posts : 1588 Member Since : 2011-09-19 Location : Nottingahm, UK
| Subject: Re: BondCapCon - You Were Expecting Someone Else?... Wed May 23, 2012 12:32 pm | |
| - hegottheboot wrote:
Try this one for size:
Sex-toy Yaphett was one of Live and Let Die's most unsual mechandising tie in's. |
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Mr. Kiss Kiss Bang Bang 00 Agent
Posts : 8477 Member Since : 2010-05-12 Location : Strawberry Fields
| Subject: Re: BondCapCon - You Were Expecting Someone Else?... Wed May 23, 2012 12:54 pm | |
| Looks like Mr. Big gave Solitaire a strap-on and really took away her "powers". |
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hegottheboot Head of Station
Posts : 1758 Member Since : 2012-01-08 Location : TN, USA
| Subject: Re: BondCapCon - You Were Expecting Someone Else?... Mon May 28, 2012 7:50 pm | |
| [quote="AMC Hornet"] - AMC Hornet wrote:
"Hey, hey hey! It's Faaaaaaat Albert!" I had to go with the one that made me laugh the most. This takes it. |
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AMC Hornet Head of Station
Posts : 1175 Member Since : 2011-08-18 Location : Station 'C' - Canada
| Subject: Re: BondCapCon - You Were Expecting Someone Else?... Mon May 28, 2012 8:38 pm | |
| Thanks, Boots. Let's see if we can't inspire some more competition: |
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Blunt Instrument 00 Agent
Posts : 6210 Member Since : 2011-03-20 Location : Propping up the bar
| Subject: Re: BondCapCon - You Were Expecting Someone Else?... Mon May 28, 2012 8:55 pm | |
| 'Ursshula Andressh in a wet shhirt ...thish gig beatsh Darby O'Gill, thatsh for fucking shure'. |
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Hilly Administrator
Posts : 8059 Member Since : 2010-05-13
| Subject: Re: BondCapCon - You Were Expecting Someone Else?... Mon May 28, 2012 8:58 pm | |
| Ursula: "My God....!" Connery: "Cubby, no...no need to join us..." |
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hegottheboot Head of Station
Posts : 1758 Member Since : 2012-01-08 Location : TN, USA
| Subject: Re: BondCapCon - You Were Expecting Someone Else?... Tue May 29, 2012 5:54 am | |
| Honey: The dragon! Bond: That's nothing. Wait till you see mine. |
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AMC Hornet Head of Station
Posts : 1175 Member Since : 2011-08-18 Location : Station 'C' - Canada
| Subject: Re: BondCapCon - You Were Expecting Someone Else?... Tue May 29, 2012 6:19 am | |
| [/quote] "Oh sure, now you're willing to fetch my shoes..." |
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AMC Hornet Head of Station
Posts : 1175 Member Since : 2011-08-18 Location : Station 'C' - Canada
| Subject: Re: BondCapCon - You Were Expecting Someone Else?... Thu Jun 07, 2012 7:05 am | |
| There's been no action on this for a week now, so I suppose it's time to move on. - Blunt Instrument wrote:
'Ursshula Andressh in a wet shhirt ...thish gig beatsh Darby O'Gill, thatsh for fucking shure'. Your go, Mr B. |
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Blunt Instrument 00 Agent
Posts : 6210 Member Since : 2011-03-20 Location : Propping up the bar
| Subject: Re: BondCapCon - You Were Expecting Someone Else?... Thu Jun 07, 2012 8:04 pm | |
| Thank you kindly, AH :) . |
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AMC Hornet Head of Station
Posts : 1175 Member Since : 2011-08-18 Location : Station 'C' - Canada
| Subject: Re: BondCapCon - You Were Expecting Someone Else?... Fri Jun 08, 2012 12:14 am | |
| "I say,great kit, this! Someday everyone's jackets will have buckles on their cuffs..." |
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lachesis Head of Station
Posts : 1588 Member Since : 2011-09-19 Location : Nottingahm, UK
| Subject: Re: BondCapCon - You Were Expecting Someone Else?... Tue Jun 12, 2012 4:53 pm | |
| - Blunt Instrument wrote:
- Thank you kindly, AH :) .
Roger's affinity for 70's fashion and colour co-ordination means that his wardrobe is today every bit as deadly as his PPK, in deference to the threat to public health and sanity this ensemble can only be shown in black and white. |
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CJB 00 Agent
Posts : 5498 Member Since : 2011-03-14 Location : 'Straya
| Subject: Re: BondCapCon - You Were Expecting Someone Else?... Wed Jun 13, 2012 12:46 am | |
| Bond quickly realised the folly of bell-bottom trousers after stepping on a bull ant mound. |
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Louis Armstrong Q Branch
Posts : 853 Member Since : 2010-05-25
| Subject: Re: BondCapCon - You Were Expecting Someone Else?... Thu Jul 26, 2012 5:38 pm | |
| Photographer: "Great, Roger. Just keep holding that old pose that Connery made iconic. Nice pants, they look like shit. Okay, 3, 2, 1..." *click* |
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AMC Hornet Head of Station
Posts : 1175 Member Since : 2011-08-18 Location : Station 'C' - Canada
| Subject: Re: BondCapCon - You Were Expecting Someone Else?... Thu Jul 26, 2012 10:11 pm | |
| With the new adjustable belt supplied by Q Branch, Bond is able to wear any trousers - even Jaws'. |
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Blunt Instrument 00 Agent
Posts : 6210 Member Since : 2011-03-20 Location : Propping up the bar
| Subject: Re: BondCapCon - You Were Expecting Someone Else?... Sat Jul 28, 2012 12:17 am | |
| My apologies, I left this for WAY too long.
Lachesis takes it, I think. |
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lachesis Head of Station
Posts : 1588 Member Since : 2011-09-19 Location : Nottingahm, UK
| Subject: Re: BondCapCon - You Were Expecting Someone Else?... Sun Jul 29, 2012 7:36 pm | |
| Many Thanks... Lets see what folks make of this one. |
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