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Pussfeller (off camera): "Now that us three homeboys have had our drinks, there's really nothing else for us to do tonight.... Or IS there?"

(Pussfeller shoves his cock up Quarrel's arse)

Quarrel: "WOOOOWWWWIIIIIIEEEEEEE!!!!!! I've NEVER done THAT before!!!"

Connery: "Neither have I, actually".
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Judgement time:

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Bond discovers that karaoke is not one of Quarrel's talents.

So what do you suppose he's singing?
"He loves goooooooold!"
"So he strikes, like Thun - der - baaaaaaaaaaaaaall!"
"...and I'll never have that recipe again, oh nooooooooo!"

I have to hand it to you, Boots, so take it away!
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Thanks! I think he started singing "Jump Up Jamaica".

Try this one for size:
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"I told you, Yaphet, that
'Mango, banana and tangerine,
Sugar and aki and cocao bean'
as a steady diet could be somewhat constipating..."


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LALD tie-in merchandising meeting. First up, the Mr Big inflatable dinghy.
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He's big
He's round
He bounches on the ground
He's Yaphet!
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[quote="AMC Hornet"]
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"Hey, hey hey!
It's Faaaaaaat Albert!"
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Clearly Kananga doesn't enjoy anal sex from the receiving end.
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hegottheboot wrote:

Try this one for size:
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Sex-toy Yaphett was one of Live and Let Die's most unsual mechandising tie in's.
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Looks like Mr. Big gave Solitaire a strap-on and really took away her "powers".
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[quote="AMC Hornet"]
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"Hey, hey hey!
It's Faaaaaaat Albert!"
I had to go with the one that made me laugh the most. This takes it.
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Thanks, Boots.
Let's see if we can't inspire some more competition:
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'Ursshula Andressh in a wet shhirt ...thish gig beatsh Darby O'Gill, thatsh for fucking shure'.
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Ursula: "My God....!"
Connery: "Cubby, no...no need to join us..."
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Honey: The dragon!
Bond: That's nothing. Wait till you see mine.
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"Oh sure, now you're willing to fetch my shoes..."
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There's been no action on this for a week now, so I suppose it's time to move on.

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'Ursshula Andressh in a wet shhirt ...thish gig beatsh Darby O'Gill, thatsh for fucking shure'.

Your go, Mr B.
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Thank you kindly, AH :) .

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"I say,great kit, this! Someday everyone's jackets will have buckles on their cuffs..."
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Blunt Instrument wrote:
Thank you kindly, AH :) .

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Roger's affinity for 70's fashion and colour co-ordination means that his wardrobe is today every bit as deadly as his PPK, in deference to the threat to public health and sanity this ensemble can only be shown in black and white.
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Bond quickly realised the folly of bell-bottom trousers after stepping on a bull ant mound.
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Photographer: "Great, Roger. Just keep holding that old pose that Connery made iconic. Nice pants, they look like shit. Okay, 3, 2, 1..." *click*
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With the new adjustable belt supplied by Q Branch, Bond is able to wear any trousers - even Jaws'.
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My apologies, I left this for WAY too long.

Lachesis takes it, I think.
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Many Thanks...

Lets see what folks make of this one.

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