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PostSubject: Re: BondCapCon - You Were Expecting Someone Else?...   Sat Sep 26, 2015 11:51 am



Dammit...Mr Kidd forgot the vaseline...but for Queen and country James...aaah..aahh...AHHH....
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PostSubject: Re: BondCapCon - You Were Expecting Someone Else?...   Sat Sep 26, 2015 3:31 pm



"Alimentary, Mr.Wint!"
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PostSubject: Re: BondCapCon - You Were Expecting Someone Else?...   Sun Sep 27, 2015 2:10 pm

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'From Bombe Shurprishe to Bum Shurprishe, eh Mishter Wint?'

My nod goes to Blunty. 'Bum Surprise' needs to find its way into the lexicon (through the back entrance naturally).

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PostSubject: Re: BondCapCon - You Were Expecting Someone Else?...   Sun Sep 27, 2015 9:56 pm

Cheers, CJB.

Let's bring it bang up-to-date -

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PostSubject: Re: BondCapCon - You Were Expecting Someone Else?...   Mon Sep 28, 2015 6:48 am



Let’s get the farewell titfuck out of the way then I’m off to see Madeleine.
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PostSubject: Re: BondCapCon - You Were Expecting Someone Else?...   Mon Sep 28, 2015 7:04 am



Bond: That was a great kiss Lucia but next time, don't pass the chewing gum into my mouth.

Lucia: That's not gum, I've got bronchitis.
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PostSubject: Re: BondCapCon - You Were Expecting Someone Else?...   Mon Sep 28, 2015 8:05 am



Backing her up against a mirror is an old trick Dan learned from Roger - allows you to kiss a woman and admire yourself at the same time.
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PostSubject: Re: BondCapCon - You Were Expecting Someone Else?...   Mon Sep 28, 2015 3:57 pm



"Just imagine, you could have been in TOMORROW NEVER DIES instead of this."
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PostSubject: Re: BondCapCon - You Were Expecting Someone Else?...   Tue Sep 29, 2015 12:49 am




Actually it is a Walther PPK, in a Tom Ford suit an erection has to regress inwards...
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PostSubject: Re: BondCapCon - You Were Expecting Someone Else?...   Fri Oct 02, 2015 10:13 am




"What's the matter, Lucia? Oh, you didn't know? Eating garlic before the love scene has become something of a tradition on the Bond set."
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PostSubject: Re: BondCapCon - You Were Expecting Someone Else?...   Wed Oct 07, 2015 5:56 am

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Actually it is a Walther PPK, in a Tom Ford suit an erection has to regress inwards...


Winner ... a nice riff on 'Is that a gun in your pocket, or ... ', I thought.

Over to you, lachesis!
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PostSubject: Re: BondCapCon - You Were Expecting Someone Else?...   Tue Oct 20, 2015 1:09 am

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Winner ... a nice riff on 'Is that a gun in your pocket, or ... ', I thought.

Over to you, lachesis!  

Many thanks, and for your consideration an opportunity to marvel at the wonderful Caroline Munro....take it away folks....

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PostSubject: Re: BondCapCon - You Were Expecting Someone Else?...   Tue Oct 20, 2015 5:52 am



'Good God, what a fine place to find oneself ... the breeze isn't the only thing that's stiff' thought Rog.
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PostSubject: Re: BondCapCon - You Were Expecting Someone Else?...   Tue Oct 20, 2015 7:58 am



"Normally one expects to be paid for promotional shoots, but I'll do this one pro bono...no, ladies - I said 'pro bono'!"
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PostSubject: Re: BondCapCon - You Were Expecting Someone Else?...   Fri Oct 23, 2015 2:43 am



RM: "Oh well, unlucky at Backgammon..."
(Why Roger didn't mind losing to Cubby)
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PostSubject: Re: BondCapCon - You Were Expecting Someone Else?...   Wed Oct 28, 2015 10:31 am



Caroline: "Wait a minute, Barbara - how can you be feeling it over there when I'm feeling it over here?!"

Roger: "Fnarr..."
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PostSubject: Re: BondCapCon - You Were Expecting Someone Else?...   Wed Oct 28, 2015 11:33 am


"Babs, you know better than to overdress on these occasions. That goes to you as well Caroline."
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PostSubject: Re: BondCapCon - You Were Expecting Someone Else?...   Wed Oct 28, 2015 11:39 am



'Wedged between these two, I should at least stay put when this wind catches hold of my flares' thought Rog.
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PostSubject: Re: BondCapCon - You Were Expecting Someone Else?...   Wed Oct 28, 2015 11:54 am



"Caroline spat. Barbara swallowed."
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PostSubject: Re: BondCapCon - You Were Expecting Someone Else?...   Tue Nov 03, 2015 12:30 am

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RM: "Oh well, unlucky at Backgammon..."
(Why Roger didn't mind losing to Cubby)

Time to nominate a winner congratulations Mr Hornet - over to you....
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PostSubject: Re: BondCapCon - You Were Expecting Someone Else?...   Tue Nov 03, 2015 3:35 am

Thank you, although "the deck was slightly stacked in my favour..."

Except, once again I can't recall that crucial step to inserting an image,  confused   so I give the honour to Blunt (besides, I prefer contributing to judging).


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PostSubject: Re: BondCapCon - You Were Expecting Someone Else?...   Tue Nov 03, 2015 5:26 am

Cheers, will do.

For future reference -

When you've found your image of choice, right-click on it and pick 'Copy image URL'.

Choose the 'Insert an image' option from the posting toolbar, right-click on the little 'Insert' box and pick 'Paste'. The image URL will appear, and then when you click on the 'Insert' button at the bottom the image will appear in your post.
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PostSubject: Re: BondCapCon - You Were Expecting Someone Else?...   Tue Nov 03, 2015 5:29 am



There we go!
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PostSubject: Re: BondCapCon - You Were Expecting Someone Else?...   Tue Nov 03, 2015 11:04 pm

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There we go!

Despite being in full swing Roger passed by completely oblivious to her presence, Carole's acting was such that she often simply merged with the shrubbery.....
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PostSubject: Re: BondCapCon - You Were Expecting Someone Else?...   Wed Nov 04, 2015 10:01 am



Sir Rog learns that Bibi's 18th birthday is tomorrow.
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