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PostSubject: Re: BondCapCon - You Were Expecting Someone Else?...   Fri Nov 06, 2015 7:35 am



This photo, taken seconds after he gave Carole Bouquet a Connery-styled 'bum slap' in front of the crew, was the last taken before filming was suspended while Roger recovered from a nasty "accident" on set.
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PostSubject: Re: BondCapCon - You Were Expecting Someone Else?...   Sat Nov 14, 2015 2:19 pm



Melina's routine involved her bow and my arrow.
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PostSubject: Re: BondCapCon - You Were Expecting Someone Else?...   Sat Nov 14, 2015 10:50 pm

Makeshift Python wrote:


Sir Rog learns that Bibi's 18th birthday is tomorrow.

Winner, hehehe.

Over to you, MP!
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PostSubject: Re: BondCapCon - You Were Expecting Someone Else?...   Fri Nov 20, 2015 6:37 pm



When asked if it was ethical that he took advantage of Solitaire's belief in the cards to sleep with her,
James Bond retorted "it's not rape if you play your cards right".
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PostSubject: Re: BondCapCon - You Were Expecting Someone Else?...   Sat Nov 21, 2015 4:35 am



Q branch's 'sexual magnetism' hypno-Rolex triumphs again.
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PostSubject: Re: BondCapCon - You Were Expecting Someone Else?...   Sat Nov 21, 2015 12:03 pm



Wearing Q Branch's muscle power-enhancing watch, Bond reckoned he had this arm-wrestle safely in the bag.
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PostSubject: Re: BondCapCon - You Were Expecting Someone Else?...   Sat Nov 21, 2015 2:57 pm



"No, darling, no one touches my hair except Mr. Colin - it's in my contract."
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PostSubject: Re: BondCapCon - You Were Expecting Someone Else?...   Tue Dec 29, 2015 8:26 am

How do you delete an empty post?
See next.


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PostSubject: Re: BondCapCon - You Were Expecting Someone Else?...   Tue Dec 29, 2015 8:29 am



"As long as we're engaging in on-screen product placement, lessee your Frederick's of Hollywood knickers, Jane..."
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PostSubject: Re: BondCapCon - You Were Expecting Someone Else?...   Thu Mar 10, 2016 5:28 am

AMC Hornet wrote:


"Look deeply into my eyes - you are getting hornier, and hornier..."
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PostSubject: Re: BondCapCon - You Were Expecting Someone Else?...   Mon Apr 09, 2018 10:50 am

Two years - tempis fugit.
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PostSubject: Re: BondCapCon - You Were Expecting Someone Else?...   Mon Apr 09, 2018 7:01 pm

MP hasn't posted on the forum since 2016 so you may be waiting a while for him to declare a winner. tongue
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PostSubject: Re: BondCapCon - You Were Expecting Someone Else?...   Mon Apr 09, 2018 7:47 pm

Start it up again if you want AMC.
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PostSubject: Re: BondCapCon - You Were Expecting Someone Else?...   Tue Apr 10, 2018 5:01 am

Then I declare myself the winner for my final entry (which seems to be missing, so here it is again):

Roger wondered whether, at long last, the impossible had finally happened - had he actually met a leading lady prettier than he was?


And so, moving on:


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PostSubject: Re: BondCapCon - You Were Expecting Someone Else?...   Tue Apr 10, 2018 5:47 am

'Monogrammed dressing-gowns and espresso-making machines ... Good God, Commander! Take a note, Moneypenny ... am recommending a salary cut for 007'.
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PostSubject: Re: BondCapCon - You Were Expecting Someone Else?...   Tue Apr 10, 2018 9:06 am

I'll get back to you. I almost wrote something borrowed from Austin Powers and thought better.
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PostSubject: Re: BondCapCon - You Were Expecting Someone Else?...   Thu Apr 12, 2018 1:17 pm

For the last one: "And you said coming here to Voodoo Land was going to be boring..."

For the current:
"You're quite right sir. Never go in there without a mongoose."
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PostSubject: Re: BondCapCon - You Were Expecting Someone Else?...   Fri Apr 13, 2018 8:57 am



Bond hoped that M would not realise that he was drinking dishwater.
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PostSubject: Re: BondCapCon - You Were Expecting Someone Else?...   Sat May 12, 2018 10:16 am

It's been a month, perhaps AMC Hornet would like to pick a winner?
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PostSubject: Re: BondCapCon - You Were Expecting Someone Else?...   Sat May 12, 2018 10:45 am

In AMC Hornet's case it was the Datsun Cherry.
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PostSubject: Re: BondCapCon - You Were Expecting Someone Else?...   Sat May 12, 2018 1:29 pm

Blunt Instrument wrote:
It's been a month, perhaps AMC Hornet would like to pick a winner?

Then I pass it to you, Blunt.
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PostSubject: Re: BondCapCon - You Were Expecting Someone Else?...   Sat May 12, 2018 9:31 pm

OK, sir.

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PostSubject: Re: BondCapCon - You Were Expecting Someone Else?...   Fri May 18, 2018 10:50 am


"Compensation for your brother in law's car."
Bond then whistles "I Am The Monarch of the Sea" to trigger his Phillips keyring finder.

Or:
Who are they going to believe? A cheap crook, or the number-three box-office star in America?
Or:
Lying bitch!
Or:
Freeze! Yer bloody bastards!
Or:
I knew you were up to something, though I'll confess I hadn't thought of necrophilia.
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PostSubject: Re: BondCapCon - You Were Expecting Someone Else?...   Sat May 19, 2018 7:40 am

-I swear, Indy, I didn't know they were Nazis!

-Wrong movie, you bastard
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PostSubject: Re: BondCapCon - You Were Expecting Someone Else?...   Sat May 19, 2018 9:55 am

Heh, I think I'll give it to you for that Hilly ... Daylights arguably draws on the Indiana Jones franchise, what befalls Bond and Kara on the cargo plane is very reminiscent of similar shenanigans in Temple Of Doom.
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