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PostSubject: Re: BondCapCon - You Were Expecting Someone Else?...   Sat May 19, 2018 9:58 am

Law, thanks Blunty. Thought of it on the fly. I'll look into an image ASAP and go from there. colgate
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PostSubject: Re: BondCapCon - You Were Expecting Someone Else?...   Sat May 19, 2018 10:00 am

here we go, quicker than I thought -best remember to track this thread.


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PostSubject: Re: BondCapCon - You Were Expecting Someone Else?...   Sat May 19, 2018 10:05 am

Sean instantly regretted telling the old 'It'sh liquor in the front and poker round the back here in Vegashhh, yesh?' joke.
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PostSubject: Re: BondCapCon - You Were Expecting Someone Else?...   Sat May 19, 2018 10:25 am

You're right, Sean, no one would have notice you were playing pocket pool - if you'd had your hands in your trousers' pockets.
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PostSubject: Re: BondCapCon - You Were Expecting Someone Else?...   Sat May 19, 2018 10:30 am

"Sure, I can afford not to look; I have scenes with Jill and Lana that will take ages to film - if I play my cards right..."
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PostSubject: Re: BondCapCon - You Were Expecting Someone Else?...   Sat May 19, 2018 12:32 pm

"I wash walking my rat and sheemed to have losht my way".
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PostSubject: Re: BondCapCon - You Were Expecting Someone Else?...   Sat May 19, 2018 9:29 pm

'Ish it jusht me or ish it a bit ... nippy in here?'
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PostSubject: Re: BondCapCon - You Were Expecting Someone Else?...   Sun May 20, 2018 7:51 am

I'll see if anyone else pops up, so to speak, soon and have a winner by Monday.
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PostSubject: Re: BondCapCon - You Were Expecting Someone Else?...   Mon May 21, 2018 10:37 am

Bond giving the inverse of this reaction:
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PostSubject: Re: BondCapCon - You Were Expecting Someone Else?...   Mon May 21, 2018 11:44 am

Hilly KCMG wrote:




In a word:

"Yum."
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PostSubject: Re: BondCapCon - You Were Expecting Someone Else?...   Tue May 22, 2018 7:56 am

after kicking it to the jury in Brussels, I award it to AMC

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You're right, Sean, no one would have notice you were playing pocket pool - if you'd had your hands in your trousers' pockets.


the competition was stiff, hard going in places but AMC came out on top in the end.
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PostSubject: Re: BondCapCon - You Were Expecting Someone Else?...   Tue May 22, 2018 9:46 am

Thank you, Hilly. Your praise is enough to give me a swell head.
(I would have given it to Blunt, meself.)
From the same film:



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PostSubject: Re: BondCapCon - You Were Expecting Someone Else?...   Wed May 23, 2018 4:58 am

'Sean's toupee-wrangler has excelled himself on this film', thought Jill.
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PostSubject: Re: BondCapCon - You Were Expecting Someone Else?...   Wed May 30, 2018 1:22 pm


"Small world. I didn't know Dame Shirley wash performing on this pleasure cruise. Willard Whyte thinks of everything."
Or:
"Now I am suprished. I wonder what happensh when you wish upon a diamond."
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PostSubject: Re: BondCapCon - You Were Expecting Someone Else?...   Thu May 31, 2018 1:49 pm

What happened to the "Collars and cuffs" entry? Whose was that? I want to declare it the winner!
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PostSubject: Re: BondCapCon - You Were Expecting Someone Else?...   Thu May 31, 2018 8:11 pm

AMC Hornet wrote:
What happened to the "Collars and cuffs" entry? Whose was that? I want to declare it the winner!

T'was mine - died on the altar of #MeToo. Went something like:



Bond went for a rummage: if Tiffany thought he could tell by touch whether the collar and cuffs matched then who was he to argue?


The original had less torturous syntax...
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PostSubject: Re: BondCapCon - You Were Expecting Someone Else?...   Fri Jun 01, 2018 12:26 am

It's still the winner.
You're up, Ms A.
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PostSubject: Re: BondCapCon - You Were Expecting Someone Else?...   Fri Jun 01, 2018 12:52 am

Thanks, I think. Well, this 50-year-old still of three pussies taking a quiet drive has become very contemporary all of a sudden:



BTW - get ze pronouns right or risk imprisonment.
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PostSubject: Re: BondCapCon - You Were Expecting Someone Else?...   Fri Jun 01, 2018 4:49 am



Well at least my hairpiece didn't cost $52,000.
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PostSubject: Re: BondCapCon - You Were Expecting Someone Else?...   Fri Jun 01, 2018 4:53 am

'This is more psychologically damaging to me than those explosions in You Only Live Twice', thought the cat.
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PostSubject: Re: BondCapCon - You Were Expecting Someone Else?...   Fri Jun 01, 2018 10:11 am

Tiffany: "That's my wig!"
Blofeld: "You should see which one I chose for the cuffs".
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PostSubject: Re: BondCapCon - You Were Expecting Someone Else?...   Fri Jun 01, 2018 12:08 pm

And Tatiana though Rosa Klebb "looked like the oldest and ugliest whore in the world."
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PostSubject: Re: BondCapCon - You Were Expecting Someone Else?...   Sun Jun 03, 2018 3:32 am

AMC Hornet wrote:
And Tatiana though Rosa Klebb "looked like the oldest and ugliest whore in the world."

big laugh
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PostSubject: Re: BondCapCon - You Were Expecting Someone Else?...   Sun Jun 03, 2018 7:45 pm



Seeing Hilly has passed, let's move on. The winner is:

Blunt Instrument wrote:
'This is more psychologically damaging to me than those explosions in You Only Live Twice', thought the cat.    

I enjoyed AMC's dark'n'gritty (and even literary) entry. However, BI's is more in keeping with DAF's light-hearted approach to murder. And pusssies.
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PostSubject: Re: BondCapCon - You Were Expecting Someone Else?...   Tue Jun 05, 2018 5:22 am

Thank you, Amblertron. The cheque's in the post.

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