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PostSubject: Re: BondCapCon - You Were Expecting Someone Else?...   Tue Jun 05, 2018 9:13 am

Half a car is still better than going off half cocked.

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PostSubject: Re: BondCapCon - You Were Expecting Someone Else?...   Tue Jun 05, 2018 9:34 am

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Making out in the back with Grace had been unexpectedly messy.
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PostSubject: Re: BondCapCon - You Were Expecting Someone Else?...   Tue Jun 05, 2018 10:01 am

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Backseat driver.
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PostSubject: Re: BondCapCon - You Were Expecting Someone Else?...   Sat Jun 09, 2018 8:54 pm

All good, but this one tickled me particularly given Sir Rog's well-documented difficulties with Ms. Jones during the AVTAK shoot.


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Making out in the back with Grace had been unexpectedly messy.[/quote]


Over to you, Ambler old chap.
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PostSubject: Re: BondCapCon - You Were Expecting Someone Else?...   Sun Jun 10, 2018 1:58 am

Cheers, BI. See what you can make of this:

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PostSubject: Re: BondCapCon - You Were Expecting Someone Else?...   Sun Jun 10, 2018 3:14 am




Oil. Very bad for strawberries.
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PostSubject: Re: BondCapCon - You Were Expecting Someone Else?...   Sun Jun 10, 2018 8:35 am

I had one involving Harvey Weinstein but might have the lawyers down on me.

Later, chaps, later.
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PostSubject: Re: BondCapCon - You Were Expecting Someone Else?...   Sun Jun 10, 2018 7:28 pm



I told you that you needed earmuffs...
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PostSubject: Re: BondCapCon - You Were Expecting Someone Else?...   Mon Jun 11, 2018 3:14 am

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'There's definitely something wrong with the shower in the ensuite', thought Fields.

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PostSubject: Re: BondCapCon - You Were Expecting Someone Else?...   Mon Jun 11, 2018 10:32 am

While searching for stationery, Fields learned Bond's pen was mightier than his sword.
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PostSubject: Re: BondCapCon - You Were Expecting Someone Else?...   Mon Jun 11, 2018 6:31 pm

Erica Ambler wrote:


Coroner: "She was drowned in whale oil, Irish 007."

Irish Bond: "Whale oil beef hooked."
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PostSubject: Re: BondCapCon - You Were Expecting Someone Else?...   Tue Jun 12, 2018 2:38 am

This week's winner is Sheryl Crow for:

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Darling, I'm killed
I'm in a puddle on the floor

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Consolation prize goes to Blunty for:

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'There's definitely something wrong with the shower in the ensuite', thought Fields.

Take it away, Mr Instrument...
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PostSubject: Re: BondCapCon - You Were Expecting Someone Else?...   Tue Jun 12, 2018 5:17 am

Thank you again, kind sir.

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PostSubject: Re: BondCapCon - You Were Expecting Someone Else?...   Tue Jun 12, 2018 7:11 am

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"You said---!
[eye roll] I only said the GUN was NINE MM."
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PostSubject: Re: BondCapCon - You Were Expecting Someone Else?...   Tue Jun 12, 2018 7:26 pm

Too low-res for me to take part. Come on, BI.
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PostSubject: Re: BondCapCon - You Were Expecting Someone Else?...   Tue Jun 12, 2018 7:55 pm

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Christmas only comes once a year, but James does a bit more often.
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PostSubject: Re: BondCapCon - You Were Expecting Someone Else?...   Wed Jun 13, 2018 5:07 am

Erica Ambler wrote:
Too low-res for me to take part. Come on, BI.

Low-res, or low-rent?

Careful, you'll have FieldsMan after you ... laugh
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PostSubject: Re: BondCapCon - You Were Expecting Someone Else?...   Mon Jun 18, 2018 2:58 am

Hilly KCMG wrote:
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"You said---!
[eye roll] I only said the GUN was NINE MM."

Winner winner chicken dinner!

Over to you, Hilly old son.
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PostSubject: Re: BondCapCon - You Were Expecting Someone Else?...   Mon Jun 18, 2018 3:44 am

thanks kindly, Blunty,

Well, we'll see if this one comes out alright.

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PostSubject: Re: BondCapCon - You Were Expecting Someone Else?...   Mon Jun 18, 2018 5:03 am

"Good sex is all in the mind", claimed Diana. George remained unconvinced.
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PostSubject: Re: BondCapCon - You Were Expecting Someone Else?...   Tue Jun 19, 2018 4:38 am



'Not impressed with this 'more cushion for the pushin' ' thing at all', thought Lazenby.
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PostSubject: Re: BondCapCon - You Were Expecting Someone Else?...   Fri Jun 22, 2018 2:03 pm



Apparently this was something on the list of things more sociable to do.
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PostSubject: Re: BondCapCon - You Were Expecting Someone Else?...   Sat Jun 23, 2018 6:00 am

I'll pluck a winner by Sunday, see if anyone else is lurking out there.
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PostSubject: Re: BondCapCon - You Were Expecting Someone Else?...   Wed Jun 27, 2018 7:18 am

Over to you, Ambler, if you will.
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PostSubject: Re: BondCapCon - You Were Expecting Someone Else?...   Wed Jun 27, 2018 6:44 pm

Cheers, Hilly. Time to tango.

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