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PostSubject: Re: BondCapCon - You Were Expecting Someone Else?...   Fri Jun 29, 2018 3:38 am

"James darling, I thought we were going to do the horizontal lambada!"
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PostSubject: Re: BondCapCon - You Were Expecting Someone Else?...   Sat Jun 30, 2018 12:15 pm



With the new Pulsar watch all this can be yours too!...so long as you're not a small headed man of limited means who lost a fight with a chicken, or lacking in bathroom mongoose.**
** The lovely Maddie Smith sadly not included.
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PostSubject: Re: BondCapCon - You Were Expecting Someone Else?...   Sat Jun 30, 2018 9:36 pm



'At least if I fall, it'll not only be the bed that cushions it' thought Rog.
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PostSubject: Re: BondCapCon - You Were Expecting Someone Else?...   Sun Jul 01, 2018 10:22 pm

Well, I can't wait for Hilly forever. Impatient? Me?

Take it away, Hornet. Nice go-faster stripes, by the way.
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PostSubject: Re: BondCapCon - You Were Expecting Someone Else?...   Tue Jul 03, 2018 8:31 am

Sorry, Ambler, busy elsewhere.
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PostSubject: Re: BondCapCon - You Were Expecting Someone Else?...   Tue Jul 03, 2018 3:44 pm


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PostSubject: Re: BondCapCon - You Were Expecting Someone Else?...   Tue Jul 03, 2018 7:02 pm



"That’s right, Sir;  superglue on the desk, chair and telephone. And God only knows what 007's done to the Aston."
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PostSubject: Re: BondCapCon - You Were Expecting Someone Else?...   Wed Jul 04, 2018 3:04 am

Q only hoped Bond wouldn't notice that the missile pylon had been installed backwards.
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PostSubject: Re: BondCapCon - You Were Expecting Someone Else?...   Wed Jul 04, 2018 4:51 am



'All those technicians I tested the equipment on were ... were unionised, you say? And they've all lodged Employer's Liability personal injury claims?'
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PostSubject: Re: BondCapCon - You Were Expecting Someone Else?...   Wed Jul 04, 2018 8:19 am

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"That’s right, Sir;  superglue on the desk, chair and telephone. And God only knows what 007's done to the Aston."

What happened to the other fella and could you tell him his car's ready for pickup? What's that? You're using a fire red Mustang? Really, Bond, British not good enough?
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PostSubject: Re: BondCapCon - You Were Expecting Someone Else?...   Thu Jul 05, 2018 2:25 pm


Q still wishes he didn't have to go and equip the least appreciative field agent on the run as it were.
The assistants in this Dutch lab branch were the only ones available on short notice...
"Yes Algernon, maybe one day we could go over to the Americans...perhaps build a lighter that has 84 functions!"
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PostSubject: Re: BondCapCon - You Were Expecting Someone Else?...   Fri Jul 06, 2018 8:13 pm

Am wondering when this pic is from ... in some ways it looks distinctly Sixties, but then again that looks very much like the Vantage from Daylights.
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PostSubject: Re: BondCapCon - You Were Expecting Someone Else?...   Fri Jul 06, 2018 8:25 pm

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Am wondering when this pic is from ... in some ways it looks distinctly Sixties, but then again that looks very much like the Vantage from Daylights.  

Diamonds Are Forever, and it's the 1969 DBS.
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PostSubject: Re: BondCapCon - You Were Expecting Someone Else?...   Sat Jul 07, 2018 3:13 am

Perhaps it's time to judge, then.
Erica Ambler wins for his superglue entry.
Take it away, sir.
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PostSubject: Re: BondCapCon - You Were Expecting Someone Else?...   Sat Jul 07, 2018 4:15 am

Thanks, Hornet, it was a Loctite contest... We stay in the early 1970s, when a synthetic taupe jacket was de rigeur.  

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PostSubject: Re: BondCapCon - You Were Expecting Someone Else?...   Sat Jul 07, 2018 6:02 am

Bond thinking: "When he asked 'did you mess with that?' I followed where he was pointing. How was I to know he meant the cards?"
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PostSubject: Re: BondCapCon - You Were Expecting Someone Else?...   Sat Jul 07, 2018 9:45 am

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Am wondering when this pic is from ... in some ways it looks distinctly Sixties, but then again that looks very much like the Vantage from Daylights.  

Diamonds Are Forever, and it's the 1969 DBS.

Ah. I thank you!



Although he was in a tight spot himself, Bond couldn't help frowning in concern for Solitaire ... he knew that her asking Kananga if he was 'compensating for something' with those massive candles was deeply, deeply unwise.
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PostSubject: Re: BondCapCon - You Were Expecting Someone Else?...   Sun Jul 08, 2018 8:43 am

Bond's attempt at Mastermind was thwarted by the savage breaking of wind by Kananga that subsequently blew out the candles.
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PostSubject: Re: BondCapCon - You Were Expecting Someone Else?...   Sun Jul 08, 2018 9:55 pm

Take it away, Hilly. Doesn't entirely work for me, but I admire anyone able to link flatulence and Mastermind; high and low culture all in one sentence.
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PostSubject: Re: BondCapCon - You Were Expecting Someone Else?...   Mon Jul 09, 2018 3:09 am

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Take it away, Hilly. Doesn't entirely work for me, but I admire anyone able to link flatulence and Mastermind; high and low culture all in one sentence.

law, sorry...I was thinking of the old Mastermind board game where you had to guess the pins or whatever it was. The caption above was half-baked and just bad. Roger's face and Kotto's self-satisfied...anyway.


But anyway. Here we go. I think we need more Dalton.


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PostSubject: Re: BondCapCon - You Were Expecting Someone Else?...   Mon Jul 09, 2018 6:01 pm

Erica Ambler wrote:
Thanks, Hornet, it was a Loctite contest... We stay in the early 1970s, when a synthetic taupe jacket was de rigeur.  


Sir Rog has the ultimate "Did I leave the stove on?" face in this snap. laugh
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PostSubject: Re: BondCapCon - You Were Expecting Someone Else?...   Mon Jul 09, 2018 6:25 pm

Damn, Sabs, you should have entered.
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PostSubject: Re: BondCapCon - You Were Expecting Someone Else?...   Tue Jul 10, 2018 3:08 am

Hilly KCMG wrote:

"Hmmm...so this is the famous 'Trattoria Broccoli' that Roger raved about ten years ago - needs parsley."
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PostSubject: Re: BondCapCon - You Were Expecting Someone Else?...   Tue Jul 10, 2018 5:13 am



'Sorry Cubby, could you run that by me again? It sounded like you said that you want me to ride that cello case like a sleigh, hahaha!'
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PostSubject: Re: BondCapCon - You Were Expecting Someone Else?...   Tue Jul 10, 2018 5:30 am

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