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PostSubject: BlofeldCatCapCon - The Cat Who Came In From The Cold...   Sun Mar 20, 2011 6:52 am

Like to start this on here too If I may. Post a witty caption to the picture below.


The more sarcastic the better! :D

Will judge in one week hence.


Release the hounds!!!!
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PostSubject: Re: BlofeldCatCapCon - The Cat Who Came In From The Cold...   Sun Mar 20, 2011 8:04 am

Blofeld's cat was up in arms when he realised his cock had been stuck on back to front.
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PostSubject: Re: BlofeldCatCapCon - The Cat Who Came In From The Cold...   Sun Mar 20, 2011 9:16 am

Lazenby. wrote:
Blofeld's cat was up in arms when he realised his cock had been stuck on back to front.

laugh Thanks Lazenby.
Hopefully others will take the plunge.
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PostSubject: Re: BlofeldCatCapCon - The Cat Who Came In From The Cold...   Tue Mar 22, 2011 8:23 am

*BUMP*
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PostSubject: Re: BlofeldCatCapCon - The Cat Who Came In From The Cold...   Sat Mar 26, 2011 6:25 am

One entry only for this? :shock:

One more day to enter.
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PostSubject: Re: BlofeldCatCapCon - The Cat Who Came In From The Cold...   Sat Mar 26, 2011 9:30 am

-Nipples aren't the only thing to go hard in the cold.
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PostSubject: Re: BlofeldCatCapCon - The Cat Who Came In From The Cold...   Sat Mar 26, 2011 9:33 am

At last, my fur matches the scenery...!!!

:|

I'm sorry, wasn't worth the wait...will try better next time :study:
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PostSubject: Re: BlofeldCatCapCon - The Cat Who Came In From The Cold...   Sat Mar 26, 2011 10:38 am

danslittlefinger wrote:



"Y - MCA! It's fun to stay at the - Y - MCA....."
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PostSubject: Re: BlofeldCatCapCon - The Cat Who Came In From The Cold...   Sat Mar 26, 2011 10:47 am

Now these are good, Laz was the only runner there for awhile.
Maybe I'll extend it one more day.
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PostSubject: Re: BlofeldCatCapCon - The Cat Who Came In From The Cold...   Mon Mar 28, 2011 3:50 am

Ok, many thanks for the great entries as usual and the last minute spurt or else this judging would have been far easier.

Joint 2nd:
Lazenby: Blofeld's cat was up in arms when he realised his cock had been stuck on back to front.
Fieldsman: Nipples aren't the only thing to go hard in the cold.
Hilly: At last, my fur matches the scenery...!!!
All sexual and much appreciated as per. :twisted:

Winner:
Ravenstone: "Y - MCA! It's fun to stay at the - Y - MCA....."
:lol!:
Captured the pic quite succinctly methinks.

Over to you for you new pic. :cheers:
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PostSubject: Re: BlofeldCatCapCon - The Cat Who Came In From The Cold...   Mon Mar 28, 2011 5:22 am

Thank you, thank you - I'd like to thank the Academy....



Off you go.....
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PostSubject: Re: BlofeldCatCapCon - The Cat Who Came In From The Cold...   Mon Mar 28, 2011 5:37 am



Pussies Galore: The Sequel

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PostSubject: Re: BlofeldCatCapCon - The Cat Who Came In From The Cold...   Mon Mar 28, 2011 5:48 am

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Pussies Galore: The Sequel

Oooo - now that's going to take some beating, I think. I do hope we haven't peaked too soon. laugh
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PostSubject: Re: BlofeldCatCapCon - The Cat Who Came In From The Cold...   Mon Mar 28, 2011 5:51 am



Auda abu Tabby: I am Auda abu Tabbyi! Does Auda serve?
Black cats: NO!
Auda abu Tabby: Does Auda abu Tabby serve?
Black cats: NO!
Auda abu Tabbyi: [to Lawrence] I carry twenty-three great wounds, all got in battle. Seventy-five tom cat have I sent to the vets with my own paws in battle. I shit, I spray my enemies' tents. I take away their floorboard mice. The neighbours pay me a golden shower, yet I am poor! Because I am a river to my people.

Or alternatively,

Even if Ravers suddenly drops dead, her cat will inherit the trade.


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PostSubject: Re: BlofeldCatCapCon - The Cat Who Came In From The Cold...   Mon Mar 28, 2011 5:52 am

Ravenstone wrote:
danslittlefinger wrote:

Pussies Galore: The Sequel

Oooo - now that's going to take some beating, I think. I do hope we haven't peaked too soon. laugh

Story of my life. :elephant:
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PostSubject: Re: BlofeldCatCapCon - The Cat Who Came In From The Cold...   Mon Mar 28, 2011 6:01 am



Sung by Tiddles:

"Underneath the umbrella tree
Me and my mates can watch for the moon
Underneath the umbrella tree
Will crap in the many shoes soon...

Underneath the sunlit sky
Me and my mates always look cool
Underneath the sunlit sky
Will all piss in the pool...now we all drool...

Me, Mango, Banana and Tangerine
Sugar and Ackee, Cocoa and Bean
When we get mad we will scream
And eight little scratches on your car will be seen..."
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PostSubject: Re: BlofeldCatCapCon - The Cat Who Came In From The Cold...   Mon Mar 28, 2011 6:58 am

Black Female Cats: Our names are Pussies Galore
Middle Male Cat: I must be dreaming!
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PostSubject: Re: BlofeldCatCapCon - The Cat Who Came In From The Cold...   Mon Mar 28, 2011 7:06 am

These are all contenders. I can see this one will be a tough choice. Good job I have a week.

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PostSubject: Re: BlofeldCatCapCon - The Cat Who Came In From The Cold...   Mon Mar 28, 2011 9:08 am

'Imself's suggestion (although obviously he's unable to compete) -

"Simon says - all cats lie on their left side. You're out!"

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PostSubject: Re: BlofeldCatCapCon - The Cat Who Came In From The Cold...   Mon Mar 28, 2011 9:20 am

'And crawling, on the planet's face, some insects, called the feline race. Lost in time, and lost in space... and meaning.'
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PostSubject: Re: BlofeldCatCapCon - The Cat Who Came In From The Cold...   Fri Apr 01, 2011 3:28 am

*bump*
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PostSubject: Re: BlofeldCatCapCon - The Cat Who Came In From The Cold...   Fri Apr 01, 2011 7:06 am

Well bumped, that man.
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PostSubject: Re: BlofeldCatCapCon - The Cat Who Came In From The Cold...   Fri Apr 01, 2011 8:27 am

The cat bukkake session left the six of them knackered.
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PostSubject: Re: BlofeldCatCapCon - The Cat Who Came In From The Cold...   Fri Apr 01, 2011 8:29 am

I'm just going to mention, because it's easy to miss, and appears to be a missed opportunity for some contenders - but you have seen the white cat sitting on the chair above the other cats, haven't you?
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PostSubject: Re: BlofeldCatCapCon - The Cat Who Came In From The Cold...   Fri Apr 01, 2011 10:01 am

Ravenstone wrote:
I'm just going to mention, because it's easy to miss, and appears to be a missed opportunity for some contenders - but you have seen the white cat sitting on the chair above the other cats, haven't you?

Yes. That was TE Lawrence in my sketch.
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