What's in you?

http://deadspin.com/5971049/what-did-we-get-stuck-in-our-rectums-this-year?tag=laughing-at-other-people.s-pain

http://deadspin.com/5869769/what-did-we-get-stuck-in-our-rectums-this-year?tag=laughing-at-other-people.s-pain

Okay, how does one get a Maxi-pad stuck down their throat? Forget. I don't want to know.

Deadspin has compiled a list of all the different objects people have gotten stuck in their ears, mouth, anus, vagina, and penis. I still recall the Italian priest a few years ago who had to have a baked potato removed from his anus; he claimed it was an accident and he fell on it. Sounds perfectly logical to me. And if the emergency room has to remove a glass vial of cocaine from your vagina, are the obligated to call the cops and have you booked on possession of drugs?

Gravity's Silhouette wrote:

I still recall the Italian priest a few years ago who had to have a baked potato removed from his anus; he claimed it was an accident and he fell on it. Sounds perfectly logical to me.

The most embarassing thing is to have your family and friends over for a party and your pup casually strolls out with your vibrator in her mouth...

My family wouldn't mind.