| When that one night stand ruins your whole goddamn morning... | |
|
|
Author | Message |
---|
Control 00 Agent
Posts : 5206 Member Since : 2010-05-13 Location : Slumber, Inc.
| Subject: When that one night stand ruins your whole goddamn morning... Fri Apr 13, 2012 3:18 am | |
| Has anyone been in the situation where the girl or guy you slept with the night before is still in your bed in the morning, and you give as many subtle cues for them to get the fuck out, but they don't take a hint? This happened to me recently and ruined my whole morning routine. I remember a friend of mine told me that in order to get the woman out of his house, he took a shower, pretended to head to work, but just parked down the street. When the woman left, he pulled back into his driveway and went back to sleep. Moral of the story: always go to their place. "And always have an escape plan..." |
|
| |
CJB 00 Agent
Posts : 5498 Member Since : 2011-03-14 Location : 'Straya
| Subject: Re: When that one night stand ruins your whole goddamn morning... Fri Apr 13, 2012 4:06 am | |
| Get 'em out before it's bright and you're sober.
|
|
| |
Largo's Shark 00 Agent
Posts : 10588 Member Since : 2011-03-14
| Subject: Re: When that one night stand ruins your whole goddamn morning... Fri Apr 13, 2012 4:10 am | |
| - Quote :
- Moral of the story: always go to their place.
I live by this code. |
|
| |
bitchcraft Potential 00 Agent
Posts : 3372 Member Since : 2011-03-28 Location : I know........I know
| Subject: Re: When that one night stand ruins your whole goddamn morning... Fri Apr 13, 2012 4:28 am | |
| I never went to the guy's place...it was somewhere I chose, and not my place either...don't want someone showing up to get acquainted further after I say, "that was great. Thanks. Bye." Someone always knew where I was and to check up on me...sometimes being right there in an adjacent room without the guy knowing....
|
|
| |
Control 00 Agent
Posts : 5206 Member Since : 2010-05-13 Location : Slumber, Inc.
| Subject: Re: When that one night stand ruins your whole goddamn morning... Sat Mar 16, 2013 1:53 pm | |
| Currently, there's some broad in my bed. I'm still buzzed and tired as fuck.
Thought she'd be gone by 7.
|
|
| |
Largo's Shark 00 Agent
Posts : 10588 Member Since : 2011-03-14
| Subject: Re: When that one night stand ruins your whole goddamn morning... Sat Mar 16, 2013 4:15 pm | |
| - Control wrote:
- Currently, there's some broad in my bed. I'm still buzzed and tired as fuck.
Thought she'd be gone by 7.
Mail her to South Hackney, London, UK. I'll send you my delivery address, post code, cash, and all other details. |
|
| |
Control 00 Agent
Posts : 5206 Member Since : 2010-05-13 Location : Slumber, Inc.
| Subject: Re: When that one night stand ruins your whole goddamn morning... Sat Mar 16, 2013 7:47 pm | |
| Thanks, Sharky.
This'll make for a great troubleshooting thread. |
|
| |
bitchcraft Potential 00 Agent
Posts : 3372 Member Since : 2011-03-28 Location : I know........I know
| Subject: Re: When that one night stand ruins your whole goddamn morning... Sat Mar 16, 2013 10:22 pm | |
| - Largo's Shark wrote:
- Control wrote:
- Currently, there's some broad in my bed. I'm still buzzed and tired as fuck.
Thought she'd be gone by 7.
Mail her to South Hackney, London, UK. I'll send you my delivery address, post code, cash, and all other details. Didn't know you liked sloppy seconds.... |
|
| |
Sponsored content
| Subject: Re: When that one night stand ruins your whole goddamn morning... | |
| |
|
| |
| When that one night stand ruins your whole goddamn morning... | |
|