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PostSubject: When that one night stand ruins your whole goddamn morning...   When that one night stand ruins your whole goddamn morning... EmptyFri Apr 13, 2012 3:18 am

Has anyone been in the situation where the girl or guy you slept with the night before is still in your bed in the morning, and you give as many subtle cues for them to get the fuck out, but they don't take a hint?

This happened to me recently and ruined my whole morning routine.

I remember a friend of mine told me that in order to get the woman out of his house, he took a shower, pretended to head to work, but just parked down the street. When the woman left, he pulled back into his driveway and went back to sleep. laugh

Moral of the story: always go to their place.


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Get 'em out before it's bright and you're sober.
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Moral of the story: always go to their place.

I live by this code.
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I never went to the guy's place...it was somewhere I chose, and not my place either...don't want someone showing up to get acquainted further after I say, "that was great. Thanks. Bye." Someone always knew where I was and to check up on me...sometimes being right there in an adjacent room without the guy knowing....



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Currently, there's some broad in my bed. I'm still buzzed and tired as fuck.

Thought she'd be gone by 7.
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Currently, there's some broad in my bed. I'm still buzzed and tired as fuck.

Thought she'd be gone by 7.

Mail her to South Hackney, London, UK. I'll send you my delivery address, post code, cash, and all other details.
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PostSubject: Re: When that one night stand ruins your whole goddamn morning...   When that one night stand ruins your whole goddamn morning... EmptySat Mar 16, 2013 7:47 pm

Thanks, Sharky.

This'll make for a great troubleshooting thread.
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Largo's Shark wrote:
Control wrote:
Currently, there's some broad in my bed. I'm still buzzed and tired as fuck.

Thought she'd be gone by 7.

Mail her to South Hackney, London, UK. I'll send you my delivery address, post code, cash, and all other details.

Didn't know you liked sloppy seconds....
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