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PostSubject: Cougars   Sun May 19, 2013 4:13 pm

Question: What is a cougar?

Answer: The most commonly-accepted definition of a cougar is a woman 40 years of age or older who exclusively pursues very young men. The onset of the cougar years is hotly debated. Some feel that a cougar can be as young as 35, but women of this age would not be viewed as cougars unless their sexual conquests were no older than 25; the ten-year age difference seems to be an unspoken but accepted minimum between partners.

So if she's hot and 20 years older than you, and offers you a good time, who's game? :face:

Let's see....during my campus years I....noooo....won't go there.... :affraid:

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PostSubject: Re: Cougars   Sun May 19, 2013 4:24 pm

Sex shouldn't need this much math.
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PostSubject: Re: Cougars   Fri May 24, 2013 12:36 pm

I tried...failed thread :no:
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PostSubject: Re: Cougars   Fri May 24, 2013 3:54 pm

Depends. She could be 50 for all I care as long as she's smokin' hot.
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PostSubject: Re: Cougars   Sun May 26, 2013 10:52 am

Jack Wade wrote:
Depends. She could be 50 for all I care as long as she's smokin' hot.

Word.

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PostSubject: Re: Cougars   Tue May 28, 2013 8:22 pm

Yep, Word.

If I were single, the thought of being with a cougar would be far more alluring than the thought of being with someone my own age or younger who'd likely spend more time on her mobile, in the nail bar or getting pissed with her mates than she would with me. Thus, I'm perfectly content with my smokin' hot, slightly older other half right now.

For a decade or so now, 50 has become the new 40 and so on, whilst the amount of porn depicting younger men having mindblowingly great sex with matures/cougars has increased beyond measure, so the cougar will have her rightful place in society for a long time to come.
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PostSubject: Re: Cougars   Fri Jun 07, 2013 12:07 am

Jack Wade wrote:
Depends. She could be 50 for all I care as long as she's smokin' hot.

This.
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PostSubject: Re: Cougars   Fri Jun 07, 2013 12:15 am

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Depends. She could be 100 for all I care as long as she's smokin' hot.

Fix'd.

I live on the edge.
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PostSubject: Re: Cougars   Fri Jun 07, 2013 6:10 am

The only way to live.
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PostSubject: Re: Cougars   Fri Jun 07, 2013 8:52 am

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Jack Wade wrote:
Depends. She could be 100 for all I care as long as she's smokin' hot.

Fix'd.

I live on the edge.

A crumbling ledge by the looks of it. :*e*:
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PostSubject: Re: Cougars   Fri Jun 07, 2013 11:28 am

50 is a good number, if she is hot why the hell not....bang central
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PostSubject: Re: Cougars   Sun Jun 09, 2013 1:40 pm

Well with some gentle, calculated prodding...I got my 43 yr old divorcee friend into the dating game to get her confidence back up. He's 34, also divorced.

I also let her ex know she's fucking him (which she is) and is packing a bigger dick than him (which he does, his ex would know) just to fuck with his fucking head, since he's 45, balding, and has no one in his life and is an asshole. He's pissed that she has moved on with life after him, while he's in a rut.

I've done this several times with some of my older girlfriends whose marriages took a turn for the worse. There's never a short supply of available cock but my matchmaking is calculated :face:


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PostSubject: Re: Cougars   Mon Jun 10, 2013 3:45 am

Mrs Aural Sects wrote:
I also let her ex know she's fucking him (which she is) and is packing a bigger dick than him (which he does, his ex would know) just to fuck with his fucking head, since he's 45, balding, and has no one in his life and is an asshole.

laugh

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PostSubject: Re: Cougars   Fri Jun 14, 2013 9:31 am

Many years ago, I spent a couple of nights a week with my landlady in lieu of rent. I guess that makes me a whore albeit a pragmatic one.
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PostSubject: Re: Cougars   Fri Jun 14, 2013 9:33 am

When the lights are off anyone will do.
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PostSubject: Re: Cougars   Thu Jul 04, 2013 10:13 pm

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Many years ago, I spent a couple of nights a week with my landlady in lieu of rent. I guess that makes me a whore albeit a pragmatic one.

How much was the rent? tongue 
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PostSubject: Re: Cougars   Sun Jul 07, 2013 9:53 pm

Erica Ambler wrote:
Many years ago, I spent a couple of nights a week with my landlady in lieu of rent. I guess that makes me a whore albeit a pragmatic one.

Depends. If the rent was particularly high, you could teach the ranks of courtesan. It's rather like comparing a typist to a secretary.
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PostSubject: Re: Cougars   Sat Sep 06, 2014 6:23 am

I tried getting with a cougar this summer. I worked with her.

Turns out she doesn't like younger guys and is only into older men with a lot of money. Bless 'er heart.

Zero points for Brown.
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PostSubject: Re: Cougars   Sat Sep 06, 2014 7:04 am

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PostSubject: Re: Cougars   Sun Sep 07, 2014 5:08 am

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I tried getting with a cougar this summer. I worked with her.

Turns out she doesn't like younger guys and is only into older men with a lot of money. Bless 'er heart.

Means she wasn't a cougar cuz a cougar specifically seeks a (much) younger man.

Some 21 year old guys at work want to get into my panties according to my mates...and I'm playing them like a fiddle...
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PostSubject: Re: Cougars   Sun Sep 07, 2014 6:37 am

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Control wrote:
I tried getting with a cougar this summer. I worked with her.

Turns out she doesn't like younger guys and is only into older men with a lot of money. Bless 'er heart.

Means she wasn't a cougar cuz a cougar specifically seeks a (much) younger man.

Guess she's just a bitch then.
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PostSubject: Re: Cougars   Sat Dec 20, 2014 4:40 pm

Jack Wade wrote:
Depends. She could be 50 for all I care as long as she's smokin' hot.

Wade wants Monica Bellucci.

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When the lights are off anyone will do.

Bonking in the dark is a major turn off for me.
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