Michael Douglas: Oral Sex Gave Me Cancer

Michael Douglas wrote:

Without wanting to get too specific, this particular cancer is caused by HPV [human papillomavirus], which actually comes about from cunnilingus.

I did worry if the stress caused by my son's incarceration didn't help trigger it. But yeah, it's a sexually transmitted disease that causes cancer. And if you have it, cunnilingus is also the best cure for it.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/news/datablog/2013/jun/02/michael-douglas-oral-sex-cancer-facts?INTCMP=ILCNETTXT3487

Think most of us would take those odds if we were getting to go down on Catherine Zeta-Jones.

The statement by Douglas puts a blip on my bullshit detector.

Perhaps he should try something less risky, like rimming her asshole... :face:

Drinking and smoking heavily had nothing to do with it.

Blame Zeta-Jones's snatch.

So, it's the cure and the cause?! Best to be avoided altogether methinks.

I can't think of a better way to go.

Down.

And women everywhere want to kill him.