Does size matter? Does location matter?

No kidding:

World Map of Penis Size

Interesting. This map gives us the long and short of it.

Anyway, I think race is a more fitting qualifier than nationality.

Penis size is only one factor. (He said not at all defensively.) Here's Louise Brooks in conversation with Kenneth Tynan:

Quote :

Do you think there are countries that produce particularly good lovers?
BROOKS: Englishmen are the best. And priest-ridden Irishmen are the worst.

Now I know why they call it Hungary.

Now we need a map of the world's loosest vaginas.

For research purposes, of course.

Mr. Brown wrote:

Now we need a map of the world's loosest vaginas.

Would correlate with the lands of the largest penises, you'd think.

What is mean grey? Kazakhstan man have mighty penis, too big for puny capitalist chart.

We got bigger penises than you Aussie scum.

But at least we still have our balls.

I thought your bollocks were currently being served on a pair of sate skewers at the local Indonesian takeaway?

Size matters but only if the man knows how it to use it, which is hardly a given. Otherwise it's just a bloody waste.

Automatically lop off 1 1/2 inches from the French tally. You know damn well they inflated their numbers out of vanity.

PS--After Salomoppers' exhaustive field work for the EU's Special Executive for Cocks, Todgers and Roots, I'm waiting for her breathless report on disparities between the Flemish Phallus and the Walloonian Wong.

Stilicho Bias wrote:

PS--After Salomoppers' exhaustive field work for the EU's Special Executive for Cocks, Todgers and Roots, I'm waiting for her breathless report on disparities between the Flemish Phallus and the Walloonian Wong.

Unfortunately for you, I have no expertise to share about Walloonian appendages. ;)

Salomé wrote:

Stilicho Bias wrote:

PS--After Salomoppers' exhaustive field work for the EU's Special Executive for Cocks, Todgers and Roots, I'm waiting for her breathless report on disparities between the Flemish Phallus and the Walloonian Wong.

Unfortunately for you, I have no expertise to share about Walloonian appendages. ;)

Drinking again, eh Oppers? I'm sure you would find sex less objectionable if you were conscious.

ambler wrote:

Salomé wrote:

Stilicho Bias wrote:

PS--After Salomoppers' exhaustive field work for the EU's Special Executive for Cocks, Todgers and Roots, I'm waiting for her breathless report on disparities between the Flemish Phallus and the Walloonian Wong.

Unfortunately for you, I have no expertise to share about Walloonian appendages. ;)

Drinking again, eh Oppers? I'm sure you would find sex less objectionable if you were conscious.

Come again?

Salomé wrote:

ambler wrote:

Drinking again, eh Oppers? I'm sure you would find sex less objectionable if you were conscious.

Come again?

Don't mind if I do.