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PostSubject: Delusional former Bond Girl Bérénice Marlohe claims to be still making movies   Tue Apr 07, 2015 7:39 am

After someone left the side-door unlocked at Baker St, delusional Bond Girl Bérénice Marlohe was seen running up to anyone who would listen claiming to have two new films due in 2015.

"My latest film is 5 to 7, a beautiful love story about an aspiring writer who falls for a slightly older French woman - me! But there's a twist—she's not only married with two children, but the whole family knows and completely accepts that mom and dad have relationships on the side. It is very funny, no?

"I think what this movie is speaking about is we cannot put things in a box. There are no rules really. Everybody is unique and has a different approach about love. Love, and this movie, can open our eyes to different things."

As she was dragged by her hair back into Baker St, Marlohe shouted that she'll also be 'starring' in Terrence Malick's 16-hour long 'art film', Weightless. A passerby said, 'She's fucking bonkers, she is."

Bérénice Marlohe is 62.
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PostSubject: Re: Delusional former Bond Girl Bérénice Marlohe claims to be still making movies   Tue Apr 07, 2015 8:17 am

Bonkers she might be but well...

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PostSubject: Re: Delusional former Bond Girl Bérénice Marlohe claims to be still making movies   Tue Apr 07, 2015 10:37 am



Poor Berenice, going the way of the Helga.
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PostSubject: Re: Delusional former Bond Girl Bérénice Marlohe claims to be still making movies   Tue Apr 07, 2015 8:06 pm

Whoever Bond shags in Spectrum will go the same way.
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PostSubject: Re: Delusional former Bond Girl Bérénice Marlohe claims to be still making movies   Wed Apr 08, 2015 9:19 am

She's a good actress, though not as good as this girl who was able to assume three different roles within a minutes. Quite the thespian.


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PostSubject: Re: Delusional former Bond Girl Bérénice Marlohe claims to be still making movies   Sun Nov 01, 2015 3:58 am

Is Berenice still set to appear in Terrence Malick's untitled movie or has she been cut?
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PostSubject: Re: Delusional former Bond Girl Bérénice Marlohe claims to be still making movies   Sun Nov 01, 2015 9:04 am

Reckon she's working in a restaurant I was in on Thursday. On Baker Street funnily. No sign of Malick alas.
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PostSubject: Re: Delusional former Bond Girl Bérénice Marlohe claims to be still making movies   Sun Nov 01, 2015 11:46 am

Hilly KCMG wrote:
Reckon she's working in a restaurant I was in on Thursday. On Baker Street funnily.

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PostSubject: Re: Delusional former Bond Girl Bérénice Marlohe claims to be still making movies   Sun Nov 01, 2015 11:47 am

I won't ask Hilly what he ate.
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PostSubject: Re: Delusional former Bond Girl Bérénice Marlohe claims to be still making movies   Sun Nov 01, 2015 11:49 am

Put it this way. I got a pat on the back...

...hang on.
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