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Mr. Kiss Kiss Bang Bang 00 Agent
Posts : 8477 Member Since : 2010-05-12 Location : Strawberry Fields
| Subject: Re: Will Tom Hardy kick Craig's arse? Mon Jul 24, 2017 1:35 am | |
| - Hilly KCMG wrote:
- I'm dizzy from all this nonsense. Makes me wish I'd been around in the 60s to have six films in eight years
Plus Fleming novels in the first few years as well! |
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Mr. Kiss Kiss Bang Bang 00 Agent
Posts : 8477 Member Since : 2010-05-12 Location : Strawberry Fields
| Subject: Re: Will Tom Hardy kick Craig's arse? Tue Aug 15, 2017 11:52 pm | |
| There's some hope yet:
https://hmssweblog.wordpress.com/2017/08/15/daniel-craig-bond-25/
I read an article once about decision making and it said if it's not a 'fuck yes' then you shouldn't do it. |
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Mr. Kiss Kiss Bang Bang 00 Agent
Posts : 8477 Member Since : 2010-05-12 Location : Strawberry Fields
| Subject: Re: Will Tom Hardy kick Craig's arse? Wed Aug 16, 2017 6:18 am | |
| Daniel Craig will return.
Sad day. Supposedly he wants to end on a high note. Presumably he's been offered a shit load of cash. Here's hoping for creative differences or negotiating breakdowns. |
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CJB 00 Agent
Posts : 5500 Member Since : 2011-03-14 Location : 'Straya
| Subject: Re: Will Tom Hardy kick Craig's arse? Wed Aug 16, 2017 9:26 am | |
| Bummer. Looks like it's SPRECTUM II: The Man With The Golden Prune Juice.
In terms of time, this will make Craig the longest-serving Bond (14 years: 2005-2019). |
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Mr. Kiss Kiss Bang Bang 00 Agent
Posts : 8477 Member Since : 2010-05-12 Location : Strawberry Fields
| Subject: Re: Will Tom Hardy kick Craig's arse? Wed Aug 16, 2017 1:03 pm | |
| Moore will always be the longest serving in my eyes because I'm thinking in terms of Bond films released.
I really hope they don't lift any material from Fleming's novels to waste it on Cregg. |
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Hilly Administrator
Posts : 8059 Member Since : 2010-05-13
| Subject: Re: Will Tom Hardy kick Craig's arse? Wed Aug 16, 2017 10:32 pm | |
| Willing to bet they'll try something from Fleming. Maybe if they only have Bond walk past the New York Zoo and lament the lack of a reptile house. |
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CJB 00 Agent
Posts : 5500 Member Since : 2011-03-14 Location : 'Straya
| Subject: Re: Will Tom Hardy kick Craig's arse? Thu Aug 17, 2017 10:13 am | |
| Cregg-Bond: "Grumble grumble... Looks like a bloody big zoo."
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Mr. Kiss Kiss Bang Bang 00 Agent
Posts : 8477 Member Since : 2010-05-12 Location : Strawberry Fields
| Subject: Re: Will Tom Hardy kick Craig's arse? Thu Aug 17, 2017 1:46 pm | |
| - CJB wrote:
- Cregg-Bond: "Grumble grumble... Looks like a bloody big zoo."
EDIT: I imagine there would be inner turmoil about animals not being in their natural habitat. Bond must be, after all, a hero for activists. |
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Strangways&Quarrel 'R'
Posts : 353 Member Since : 2013-03-26 Location : Florida
| Subject: Re: Will Tom Hardy kick Craig's arse? Fri Aug 18, 2017 8:49 am | |
| - Hilly KCMG wrote:
- Willing to bet they'll try something from Fleming. Maybe if they only have Bond walk past the New York Zoo and lament the lack of a reptile house.
Given my earlier wish on another thread for a more faithful You Only Twice adaptation they will probably wind up adapting it but only the chapter featuring Henderson talking about the chef who tossed a cat into the oven as the chef will be the main villain of the film and Bond will have to team up with an animal rights activist to bring him down. |
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Mr. Kiss Kiss Bang Bang 00 Agent
Posts : 8477 Member Since : 2010-05-12 Location : Strawberry Fields
| Subject: Re: Will Tom Hardy kick Craig's arse? Fri Aug 18, 2017 10:23 am | |
| - Strangways&Quarrel wrote:
- Hilly KCMG wrote:
- Willing to bet they'll try something from Fleming. Maybe if they only have Bond walk past the New York Zoo and lament the lack of a reptile house.
Given my earlier wish on another thread for a more faithful You Only Twice adaptation they will probably wind up adapting it but only the chapter featuring Henderson talking about the chef who tossed a cat into the oven as the chef will be the main villain of the film and Bond will have to team up with an animal rights activist to bring him down.
The Bond girl woman non-binary activist named Jane Jones won't sleep with Bond because why would they? They will be played by Rebel Wilson. The male ally Bond boy will be played by Channing Tatum. He will be called Gimme YoCock and Bond will seduce him. The villain will be Mr Arrogant, a privileged, white heterosexual who will follow in the footsteps of Scaramanga and Alec Trevelyan. |
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CJB 00 Agent
Posts : 5500 Member Since : 2011-03-14 Location : 'Straya
| Subject: Re: Will Tom Hardy kick Craig's arse? Sun Aug 20, 2017 5:43 am | |
| - FieldsMan wrote:
- He will be called Gimme YoCock
"Grumble grumble... I must be dreaming." |
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