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PostSubject: Is a signature required for fingering? And should the age of consent for women be raised to 50?    Thu Mar 08, 2018 9:02 pm

Prolonged childhoods and a refusal to accept personal responsibility are growing problems in the West so I'm thinking the age of consent for women should be raised to 50. After all, that seems to be the age when most stop behaving like children.
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A man accused of sexual assault after allegedly putting his finger inside a woman's bottom during consensual sex with her has been found not guilty.

The 26-year-old had been accused of sexually assaulting his lover while she was on top of him during sex in March last year.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5475721/Yorkshire-man-stuck-finger-womans-bottom-didnt-assault-her.html

Right now, I'm off to bring criminal charges against a woman I last slept with 30 years ago. She farted in my bed once too often. While I didn't mind back then, now I've changed my mind. Then after lunch I may well demand the prosecution of all the doctors who've ever checked my prostate.

Good sensible times we're living in.
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PostSubject: Re: Is a signature required for fingering? And should the age of consent for women be raised to 50?    Thu Mar 08, 2018 9:25 pm



What would Lyudmila Pavlichenko do?
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PostSubject: Re: Is a signature required for fingering? And should the age of consent for women be raised to 50?    Thu Mar 08, 2018 9:55 pm

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What would Lyudmila Pavlichenko do?

Make him take it like a man? Was she any good with a bayonet?  ROTFLMAO

I used to date a woman who could only orgasm during intercourse with a finger up her arse. Neither of us realised that until I, er, took the initiative. Somehow, I suspect the same result would not have been achieved if I had first obtained her consent in writing. Still, perhaps I should expect a knock at the door soon. Sometime around dawn.

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PostSubject: Re: Is a signature required for fingering? And should the age of consent for women be raised to 50?    Thu Mar 08, 2018 10:20 pm

The accused couldn't make it to the station for fingerprinting, so they just got the girl to spread 'em and get dusted.
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PostSubject: Re: Is a signature required for fingering? And should the age of consent for women be raised to 50?    Thu Mar 08, 2018 10:21 pm

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PostSubject: Re: Is a signature required for fingering? And should the age of consent for women be raised to 50?    Fri Mar 09, 2018 2:13 am

Maybe she had hemorrhoids or said her pooper-shooter was off limits and got pissed?

I sometimes buck my hips widely which can yank your neck like whiplash. I leave scratches on your back sometimes, and they can burn. I'm glad I've never been sued. Actually, I've found crispy new notes on the bed several times after. drool
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PostSubject: Re: Is a signature required for fingering? And should the age of consent for women be raised to 50?    Fri Mar 09, 2018 2:45 am

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What would Lyudmila Pavlichenko do?

Her satisfied smile says it all.
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PostSubject: Re: Is a signature required for fingering? And should the age of consent for women be raised to 50?    Fri Mar 09, 2018 4:04 am

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Maybe she had hemorrhoids or said her pooper-shooter was off limits and got pissed?

My favourite bit is this:

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[The defender] asked the woman if she had even accused Howard of rape afterwards, to which she replied that she could not remember.

She was on top, for God's sake. Still, what's 10 years in jail between friends?

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PostSubject: Re: Is a signature required for fingering? And should the age of consent for women be raised to 50?    Fri Mar 09, 2018 5:46 pm

Has the Ministry of #MeToo banned Archer yet?
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PostSubject: Re: Is a signature required for fingering? And should the age of consent for women be raised to 50?    Sun Mar 11, 2018 10:43 pm

Erica Ambler wrote:
I'm thinking the age of consent for women should be raised to 50.

Stacey Dash is 51. See, it all makes sense now.*

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Dash is a political outcast in liberal Hollywood, scorned for saying Black History Month should be abolished and that transgender people should pee in the bushes and waxing lyrical about the Mad Men era when “men were men”.

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2018/mar/11/stacey-dash-on-being-a-conservative-in-hollywood-ive-been-blacklisted








*Not that I'd heard of her before this morning.
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PostSubject: Re: Is a signature required for fingering? And should the age of consent for women be raised to 50?    Tue Mar 13, 2018 6:48 am

You have a way with an eye-catching thread title, Ambler.
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PostSubject: Re: Is a signature required for fingering? And should the age of consent for women be raised to 50?    Fri May 11, 2018 4:11 am

I say, this has proved a most amusing thread!
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PostSubject: Re: Is a signature required for fingering? And should the age of consent for women be raised to 50?    Fri May 11, 2018 6:27 am

I'm against transgender people peeing in the bushes. I don't want the shrubbery to smell like urine!

I think Archer gets away with existing in the super-PC era by at least implying they don't approve of their titular character's behavior. For how much longer that will be enough is anyone's guess.
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PostSubject: Re: Is a signature required for fingering? And should the age of consent for women be raised to 50?    Fri May 11, 2018 7:31 am

Titular, indeed!
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PostSubject: Re: Is a signature required for fingering? And should the age of consent for women be raised to 50?    Fri May 11, 2018 9:30 pm

Perilagu Khan wrote:
I say, this has proved a most amusing thread!

Indeed... Hadn't seen this before!
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