How to get a guy to notice you while you're having sex with him

Hey girls, this one is for us...d-uh, I never knew.....

I love how the fake Host out-Stepfords even the Stepford wives. :)

Doggy with TV set clearly visible over subject's shoulder is my preferred position. (The woman should make sure she keeps her head down so as not to block the picture.) Also, a collapsible TV tray with cold beer is something any thoughtful host should provide. Yes, I'm talking about you, Rave.

I assume a solemn silence is required from the lady as to not interrupt your enjoyment of watching TV?

Buggered, but not heard.

Don't know where women get that idea from! If anything, I pay too much attention to a woman I'm with. F*** the TV, if anything's going in front of a woman during doggy, it's a bloody good mirror. :twisted:

Do you like Phil Collins?

Sharky wrote:

Do you like Phil Collins?

I'm usually In Too Deep to be concerned with such questions. ;)

ambler wrote:

Yes, I'm talking about you, Rave.

It helps if you tell me when you've started. Avoids confusion.

Ravenstone wrote:

ambler wrote:

Yes, I'm talking about you, Rave.

It helps if you tell me when you've started. Avoids confusion.

Word of caution: it's a bad idea to ask him if it's in yet. Lessons learned... :shock:

Salomé wrote:

Ravenstone wrote:

ambler wrote:

Yes, I'm talking about you, Rave.

It helps if you tell me when you've started. Avoids confusion.

Word of caution: it's a bad idea to ask him if it's in yet. Lessons learned... :shock:

I don't know how many times I can apologise for the beer cans, girls. I couldn't think where else to put them. :drunken:

Salomé wrote:

Word of caution: it's a bad idea to ask him if it's in yet. Lessons learned... :shock:

You had time to ask????

... :lol!: "Throw a ball at him to start conversation"