Constantine/007 [Laura Mars]

This is a comic book oriented re-envisioning of James Bond literature/media. Hope you like it (and thanks for reading!),




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John Constantine was the new James Bond and was given the same intelligence-officer alias, "007" by MI6 which was now linked to the American CIA! John was as cool and confident as James and mourned the death of James at the hands of the brutal IRA after 007 pulled off that crystal linked heist involving the Salk and his Irish girlfriend. Now, John was to take the place of 007 while keeping the same agent code-name, perhaps so MI6/CIA could claim that somehow and somewhere, the awesome "007" was still alive, kicking and screaming against modern labyrinth devils and super-terrorists like Max Shreck, Max Zorin, and Montana Max. Well, John Constantine ("007") was now assigned to the case in North America involving blood diamond traffic and an undercover Cobra female agent named Laura Mars.

LAURA MARS: I'm working for Cobra to destangle blood diamonds from South Africa to re-establish Western gems.

Of course, Cobra'd always been an underground group likened to Leviathan and Hydra, and John Constantine, the new "007" assigned by MI6/CIA was obligated technically to evaluate the impact of these new age vigilante groups working completely idependently of any government group to subterfuge the highly dangerous blood diamond highway stretching from South Africa to Europe. Laura Mars was gritty and beautiful, and the American "007" (John Constantine) had to use some natural charm to infiltrate her underworld ties by persuading her he's as confident as the original James Bond and therefore hopefully as immersed in South African warlord-piracy involving blood diamond terrorism. Constantine/007 had to draw in the proverbial eyes of Laura Mars.

007/CONSTANTINE: How'd you know these diamonds reach to the Autobahn?
LAURA: I'm confident Berlin's Bundesnachrichtendienst intelligence is connected!
CONSTANTINE: What a long name for a national intelligence agency, right?
LAURA: You're quite smug...like a typical American.
CONSTANTINE: What're you like 'ex-American' or something?
LAURA: Ex-patriate, like a good Bond-girl, John, so stay quiet.
CONSTANTINE: Where're we headed now?
LAURA: To the Autobahn!
CONSTANTINE: We're racing Montana Max at the Autobahn.
LAURA: Good.

And so our story continues with Constantine/007 heading to Germany and dealing with the super-terrorist and warlord Montana Max who's set up crime-world amateur road races between pirates immersed in the global blood diamond trade. Constantine/007 of course is registered automatically into the blood diamond Autobahn race by his new 'Bond-girl' or girlfriend, Laura Mars. Laura's told Montana Max that if her 007 can outrace the other pirates on his newly-established German net, Max'll have to give up precious info regarding blood diamond flow from the Bundesnachrichtendienst intelligence agency to North America. Now, the world waits to see if Constantine/007, the new American James Bond, can indeed dilute and disarrange blood diamond dress.

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)




{photos below of Constantine/Laura and the Autobahn}

Exactly.

My *favourite* bit is the female character's name seemingly being lifted from my last post in 'Last Movie You Watched'.

How can Abishai drop a bomb like this and disappear into the abyss? There are so many questions.

Might need to track down Balje to decipher it.

His previous bit of fanfic reads like something that might have been produced by a piece of story-writing AI software/a bot if you fed it vaguely Bondian story elements.

Mr. Kiss Kiss Bang Bang wrote:

How can Abishai drop a bomb like this and disappear into the abyss? There are so many questions.

Might need to track down Balje to decipher it.

Rather, Get: j7