The Bond and Beyond Confession Box

Have you been an idiot lately or perhaps done something you may have regretted and need to get off your chest before you....do it again?

Confess all...here...

I finally paid to join a porn site. $30 of my easily earned dollars, spent, after I sold something at an inflated price to someone who paid an inflated price for it. :bounce:

Does this relinquish my burden of guilt of never having paid to join a site before but somehow, building collections of over 10,000 pics for each of my favourite fetishes or of Mr. Dogs favourite models? Hey, he doesn't mind me looking at what I look at either, and we both benefit from the turn-on after....

:face:

Nope nothing - I never do anything bad ... well depends what your interpretation of bad is ... but yeah, I'm an angel.

I plead the Fifth...

I like Dog's butt and I cannot lie.

Mrs Aural Sects wrote:

I finally paid to join a porn site. $30 of my easily earned dollars, spent, after I sold something at an inflated price to someone who paid an inflated price for it. :bounce:
:face:

have you tried "The Huns Yellow Pages"?

might save yourself some money
;)

What Seve said ... I don't 'get' anyone paying for porn, the net's awash with free sites.

Blunt Instrument wrote:

What Seve said ... I don't 'get' anyone paying for porn, the net's awash with free sites.

Dog Bond has higher standards than us lot, and (looks at avatar) so she should. 8)

Mrs Aural Sects wrote:

building collections of over 10,000 pics for each of my favourite fetishes

I can't believe no one ever asked you to be interviewed in the ill fated mi6 forums.

Fools!

MOO7RE wrote:

Mrs Aural Sects wrote:

building collections of over 10,000 pics for each of my favourite fetishes

I can't believe no one ever asked you to be interviewed in the ill fated mi6 forums.

Fools!

Perhaps we can reprise the tradition over here, with you as the interviewer.

I nominate Dog Bond as your first interviewee!

Seconded!

Though I should warn you I am Dog Bond's main fetish.

Include photos, too.

But not of Ambler, or real dog.

Looking for anyone or a company to provide funds to finance my expedition travel to South Africa (that's where Dog Bond lives right?).

I will tattoo the name of your company anywhere on Dog Bond's body or mine that can be reasonably uncovered .

If a tattoo won't do it for you I will plaster my rig with your company logo.

Thank you for your time.

MOO7RE wrote:

Looking for anyone or a company to provide funds to finance my expedition travel to South Africa (that's where Dog Bond lives right?).

Actually I'm originally from Hertfordshire but have been in the sunny southern caribbean for an equal amount of time as England.

Mrs Aural Sects wrote:

Actually I'm originally from Hertfordshire but have been in the sunny southern caribbean for an equal amount of time as England.

I know you are an English born Mrs Sects,I just couldn't recall where do you live right now

Mrs Aural Sects wrote:

Actually I'm originally from Hertfordshire

Where hurricanes hardly ever happen :D

Done plenty, and much worse than forking out cash for porn pay sites (which are still better than freebies such as Imagefap, Pichunter, Shemp, etc........not that I'd know).

But not prepared to spill the beans on a forum..... :pirat:

jet set willy wrote:

Done plenty, and much worse than forking out cash for porn pay sites (which are still better than freebies such as Imagefap, Pichunter, Shemp, etc........not that I'd know).

But not prepared to spill the beans on a forum..... :pirat:

Cor...JSW was for hire...I bet there were plenty Over 40s and 50s, a couple of 60s, all married or widowed but unsatisfied with their monotonous and boring sex lives, arranging to liaise with JSW in public, albeit unsuspect places, like discretely wheeling a cart past him in Tesco's, observing his manly physique, rugged good looks, making covert arrangements, meeting him privately and wrapping their lips around his massive manpole and having every glistening orifice stretched with a generous serving of jumbo british sausage.

YOU SLUT! Hope you recorded it. :face:

Mrs Aural Sects wrote:

jet set willy wrote:

Done plenty, and much worse than forking out cash for porn pay sites (which are still better than freebies such as Imagefap, Pichunter, Shemp, etc........not that I'd know).

But not prepared to spill the beans on a forum..... :pirat:

Cor...JSW was for hire...I bet there were plenty Over 40s and 50s, a couple of 60s, all married or widowed but unsatisfied with their monotonous and boring sex lives, arranging to liaise with JSW in public, albeit unsuspect places, like discretely wheeling a cart past him in Tesco's, observing his manly physique, rugged good looks, making covert arrangements, meeting him privately and wrapping their lips around his massive manpole and having every glistening orifice stretched with a generous serving of jumbo british sausage.

YOU SLUT! Hope you recorded it. :face:

DB...how do you know I shop at Tesco??

Some websites with paid memberships are so full of shit.

Like certain porn sites which try to keep their streaming video on site only and insist downloads are not possible. Ummm...sure they aren't, at least to those who just look for a download option and give up the ghost when they can't one.

So someone called me. I whipped out a proggie that captures streaming HD files in .flv format. Not WMRecorder, which can go fuck itself.

This made me realise that some so-called IT experts are also full of shit because they never even heard of these programs. So I talked a steaming pile of waffle about an .exe file which integrated with my browser blah blah blah (I was bluffing) and the guy swallowed it hook, line and sinker, then gave me his pass to the site to download something for him.

Sure I did...after I downloaded 120 gigs of HD porn for me and have another 80 gigs or so to grab over the weekend :face:

I can give you sites where you can get all the Porn you want, FREE, in choices from 640x480 all the way to 1080p!!

I bet you a penny whatever site you are paying for right now; most of their stuff is available for free for download.

After all, there aren't too many QUALITY paid porn sites left on the internet.

It's pretty much monopolized by a handful of companies.

j7wild wrote:

I can give you sites where you can get all the Porn you want, FREE, in choices from 640x480 all the way to 1080p!!

I bet you a penny whatever site you are paying for right now; most of their stuff is available for free for download.

After all, there aren't too many QUALITY paid porn sites left on the internet.

It's pretty much monopolized by a handful of companies.

Best paysites in my opinion are the 21st Sextury network & Brazzers. InTheCrack was a recent favourite because a friend had a huge interest in Adrienne Manning....Als Scans is ok too but insertable objects get kinda repetitive....

Mind you, I don't pay....but I still prefer to visit original source sites than download from filehosts which are dying one by one...

(feel free to pm me any good ones.....)