Porn parodies

They can be existing or hypothetical.

Sharky wrote:

They can be existing or hypothetical.

A couple of favorites:

On Golden Blonde
A Tale of Two Titties (a J7Wild Production)
Everybody Does Raymond

Edward Penishands (http://www.totalfilm.com/features/the-20-greatest-movie-porn-parodies/edward-penishands-1991)

Octopussy 3-D (I'd never heard of this one before: "So how do you spoof a film with a title like Octopussy? You do it in 3D, of course...
Ignoring the original plot completely, James Bone (seriously) investigates the murder of a fellow agent found clutching a Faberge egg at the time of his death. Money Shot: An intense game of... poke-her." http://www.totalfilm.com/features/the-20-greatest-movie-porn-parodies/octopussy-3d-2010

Pubic Enemy (ROTFLMAO!)

The DaVinci Load

Seem to remember a 'come up with Bond parody titles' thread over on the old MI6, and porn was once the theme ... let's see how many I remember ...

Dr Oh Oh Oh
Brownfinger
Thunderballs
On Her Majesty's Secret Cervix
The Spy Who Fucked Me
Poonraker
For Your Thighs Only
A Poo To A Thrill (might be a bit 'niche', that one. lol.)
Buy Another Lay
Quimcum Of Solace

Blunt Instrument wrote:

Seem to remember a 'come up with Bond parody titles' thread over on the old MI6, and porn was once the theme ... let's see how many I remember ...

Brownfinger

Ugh. That sounds nasty. How about "Coldfinger"? or "Goldfingered"?

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Thunderballs

An oldie but goodie.

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On Her Majesty's Secret Cervix

:D I've never heard that one before. Excellent.

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Poonraker

Again, excellent.

What about:
A View To A Drill
The Man With The Golden Buns

Gravity's Silhouette wrote:

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On Her Majesty's Secret Cervix

:D I've never heard that one before. Excellent.

That was mine. Ah the days...

I hope benny gave you a good scolding for using a naughty word like cervix.

I like how Gravy was all *Ugh* at Brownfinger, but let A Poo To A Thrill go past without comment.

Some existing ones that made chuckle -


Schindler's Fist

Lawrence of a Labia

Jurassic Pork

Forrest Hump (or Forrest Dump)

Pulp Friction

Missionary: Impossible

One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Breast

Hannah Does Her Sisters

Lust of the Mohicans

Riding Miss Daisy

When Harry Ate Sally

The Rodfather

A Rear and Present Danger

Ally McFeel

Ball the President's Men

Charlie's Anals

Enema of the State

I Know Who You Did Last Summer

Romeo in Juliet

The Bare Bitch Project

The Joy Suck Club

Whore of the Rings

You've Got Tail

Apollo 13 Inches

No Shaving Private Ryan?

Or was it Shaving Ryan's Privates?

No matter. I'll get Prisoner Monkeys to check in his database. I'm so glad we have a cold hearted factfucker around.

Deep Impact

Blunt Instrument wrote:

Schindler's Fist

Lawrence of a Labia

If the people that make these movie titles would channel their creativity into something legit, they could really be successful at being something more than porno stars.

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Pulp Friction

Missionary: Impossible

Alternative titles include: Pump Friction and Position:Impossible.

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Riding Miss Daisy

Also: Pumping Miss Daisy.

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A Rear and Present Danger

I've heart it called A Rear And Pleasant Danger

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Apollo 13 Inches

Headlined by a black male actor I'm sure.

How's this for a title: Down On Abby

Erica Ambler wrote:

No Shaving Private Ryan?

Or was it Shaving Ryan's Privates?

Close. There were two titles I believe:

Shaving Private Ryan

and

Saving Ryan's Privates.

Not sure if Tom Wanks was the star or not.

One I liked quite a bit...Cumdog Millionaire. It's on rotation on the UK's TelevisionX channel. Here's a cap....one of the few I can actually show because the rest are graphic.

I've found that you can substitute the word 'bone' for just about anything and make a successful porn title:

Live and Let Bone
The Man With the Golden Bone
The Spy Who Boned Me
A View to a Bone
Licence to Bone
Bone Another Day
Quantum of Bone

...and not just with James Bone titles, either:

The Towering Bone
Rambone
Black Snake Bone
Indiana Bone and the...

you get the picture.

you get the bone

Nailing Your Wife.

The Hills Have Size
Lord of the G-Strings
Pulp Friction
The Sex Files
Pubic Enemy
The Da Vinci Load
The Porne Identity
Womb Raider
Dirty Harriet
Dude, Where's My Cock?
I Know Who You Did Last Summer
Muffy the Vampire Layer
Malcolm XXX
From Lust Til Dawn

21 Hump Street (a real movie, btw, that stars Ron Jeremy)
A Thousand Safe Words (a made up title combining Safe House and A Thousand Words)

Anyone have suggested titles for the current movies in theaters or ones about to be released?

How about:

Skyball
Jack Reach-around
Drilling Them Softly
Lust and Bone
Hitchcock (not sure this can be improved upon)

Alicks Crotch.

Lez and Dick (I've got that one lined up in the dvr; normally I don't watch Lifetime or anything with Lindsay Lohan in it, but the reviews for this movie have been so awful it's making me want to see it).

Tinker the Tailor Spy's Soldier