A Dangerous Method

Women and automobiles should have curves.

These days it's a dangerous business going out your front door.

Avarice wrote:

Women and automobiles should have curves

Cars in the last decades have become too curvy. They are now blobs of fat, whereas women are turning into Triumph TR7s.

The women of Wales are more like blimps than Buicks.

At least Wales have got one decent thing. Stonking gales with nipples like a stack of tanners.

I once knew a Gail with nipples like organ stops, though stacks of tanners would've been more useful.

Herlodesi these days have names like Kylie, Chardonnay and Dumb Beetch. The latter seems to be particularly popular if the pubs in Swansea are anything to go by.

Avarice wrote:

I once knew a Gail with nipples like organ stops, though stacks of tanners would've been more useful.

Herlodesi these days have names like Kylie, Chardonnay and Dumb Beetch. The latter seems to be particularly popular if the pubs in Swansea are anything to go by.

Be careful, Owen Jones might order a citizens arrest on you. You evil, smug Thatcherite exploiting the lumpenproletariat. What next, send them all to the moon?

I was thinking more along the lines of Soylent Green. Though there would be little nutritional value in Keira Knightley. (Attempts to get thread back on topic. That is, Keira's lack of dirty pillows)

Back when Cronenberg knew what a woman was.

There's no place for tits, M007RE or James Woods in the New World Order.

Soon all of us will have special names. Mine will be Dumb Beetch.

Great White Skank.

When MOO7RE arrives, Harms leaves. Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde?

I honestly can't see anything attractive about Keira Knightley. She looks like a 12-year-old girl's skeleton attached to a 12-year-old boy's head. What does she play in this film, a screaming mental patient? Foxy.