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Hair - Yes or No?
Yes
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 59% [ 13 ]
No
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Erica Ambler
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PostSubject: Revenge of the Hairy Snatches   Wed Aug 10, 2011 12:30 am

I suppose a debate on hairy snatches is out of the question?
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PostSubject: Re: Revenge of the Hairy Snatches   Wed Aug 10, 2011 12:40 am

Nope. We need some decent non-Bond debates.

Harms will be sending his vote by post.
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PostSubject: Re: Revenge of the Hairy Snatches   Wed Aug 10, 2011 12:43 am

Avarice wrote:
I suppose a debate on hairy snatches is out of the question?

When you say hairy snatches, do you mean completely ungroomed? :shock:
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PostSubject: Re: Revenge of the Hairy Snatches   Wed Aug 10, 2011 12:46 am

Salomé wrote:
Avarice wrote:
I suppose a debate on hairy snatches is out of the question?

When you say hairy snatches, do you mean completely ungroomed? :shock:

Yes. Do you have a bearded clam, Oppers?

Come on, don't be embarrassed.
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PostSubject: Re: Revenge of the Hairy Snatches   Wed Aug 10, 2011 12:48 am

Sharky wrote:
Salomé wrote:
Avarice wrote:
I suppose a debate on hairy snatches is out of the question?

When you say hairy snatches, do you mean completely ungroomed? :shock:

Yes. Do you have a bearded clam, Oppers?

That's none of your business, you insolent young scoundrel! ;)
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PostSubject: Debate: Hairy Snatches   Wed Aug 10, 2011 1:24 am

Insolent? You're becoming soft in your dottage, Salomoppers. Not so long ago you have ripped off Sharky's anal fin for such a remark.
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PostSubject: Re: Revenge of the Hairy Snatches   Wed Aug 10, 2011 2:08 pm

Salomé wrote:
Sharky wrote:
Salomé wrote:
Avarice wrote:
I suppose a debate on hairy snatches is out of the question?

When you say hairy snatches, do you mean completely ungroomed? :shock:

Yes. Do you have a bearded clam, Oppers?

That's none of your business, you insolent young scoundrel! ;)

Aw come on, I wanna know too. :face:
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PostSubject: Re: Revenge of the Hairy Snatches   Wed Aug 10, 2011 2:11 pm

Mr. Dog digs the brazilian design (meaning no annoying hair in the coochie and butt-crack) as well as clean-shaved. I aim to please...hate getting pubes in my teeth too during overtime sessions with loud slurpee noises.

I'd post pics but Brown will ban me.
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PostSubject: Re: Revenge of the Hairy Snatches   Wed Aug 10, 2011 2:56 pm

Mrs Aural Sects wrote:
I'd post pics but Brown will ban me.

laugh

I'm pretty sure I'd have to ask M to promote you for such a dignified act.
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PostSubject: Re: Revenge of the Hairy Snatches   Wed Aug 10, 2011 3:47 pm

This is a real blunt thread title, even for Ambler. Kudos. laugh

As for me, thankfully my knob measures up enough to avoid me a regular gobful of spiderlegs, so I'm fine either way over snatch hair.

No multi-option poll with this debate? We must be slacking around here. laugh
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PostSubject: Re: Revenge of the Hairy Snatches   Wed Aug 10, 2011 9:05 pm

I know women are irrational at the best of times, but surely man's equal, nay superior, shouldn't want to look like a little girl? Anyway, I'm a traditionalist aka male chauvanist pig, so I like long hair, dresses, a bit of resistance and a hairy quim in a woman. That and a reasonable price.

As for Dr Sects, she should know that pussy and furballs go together.
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PostSubject: Re: Revenge of the Hairy Snatches   Wed Aug 10, 2011 11:00 pm

Avarice wrote:
I know women are irrational at the best of times, but surely man's equal, nay superior, shouldn't want to look like a little girl? Anyway, I'm a traditionalist aka male chauvanist pig, so I like long hair, dresses, a bit of resistance and a hairy quim in a woman. That and a reasonable price.

That one is a bid odd. You want the pretense of a lack of enjoyment? :?:
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PostSubject: Re: Revenge of the Hairy Snatches   Wed Aug 10, 2011 11:46 pm

Are we talking the full 70s-style 'Welcome mat, wipe feet before entering' (erm, as it were) here?
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PostSubject: Re: Revenge of the Hairy Snatches   Thu Aug 11, 2011 1:36 am

Salomé wrote:
Avarice wrote:
a bit of resistance

That one is a bid odd. You want the pretense of a lack of enjoyment? :?:

The thrill of the chase is half the fun - will £75 be enough or will she insist on the lemon sorbet as well?

Back to the topic on hand, I'm thrilled that this is seen to be more important than America losing her AAA status, the collapse of the Eurozone and Anders Behring Breivik.

And, yes, we're talking full welcome mat. No namby-pamby airstrips here.
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PostSubject: Re: Revenge of the Hairy Snatches   Thu Aug 11, 2011 1:37 am

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And, yes, we're talking full welcome mat. No namby-pamby airstrips here.

You were born in the wrong decade for that...
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PostSubject: Re: Revenge of the Hairy Snatches   Thu Aug 11, 2011 1:59 am

Salomé wrote:
Avarice wrote:
And, yes, we're talking full welcome mat. No namby-pamby airstrips here.

You were born in the wrong decade for that...

True. The epilators have even conquered the gingers, once so proud of their bush. On a recent close encounter I was heartbroken to find nothing down there at all. :shock: I mean, why did she think I picked her? For her conversation skills and Oirish accent? She had such lovely freckled décolletage too.

I'll never fly Ryanair again. :(
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PostSubject: Re: Revenge of the Hairy Snatches   Thu Aug 11, 2011 2:10 am

Typical Ryanair ... the landing strip is never actually anywhere near where you've been told it is.
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PostSubject: Re: Revenge of the Hairy Snatches   Thu Aug 11, 2011 2:32 am

Blunt Instrument wrote:
Typical Ryanair ... the landing strip is never actually anywhere near where you've been told it is.

In this case it was apparently missing entirely. Must have been quite the bumpy landing then...
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PostSubject: Re: Revenge of the Hairy Snatches   Thu Aug 11, 2011 2:47 am

Salomé wrote:
Blunt Instrument wrote:
Typical Ryanair ... the landing strip is never actually anywhere near where you've been told it is.

In this case it was apparently missing entirely. Must have been quite the bumpy landing then...

I was forced to find an alternative landing spot after which I was informed I was a 'doity bastard.' Perhaps I should try Olympic Airlines, though even I can object to hair: the trolley dollies' moustaches might put me off my stroke. Certainly that was the case with Arianna Huffington.
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PostSubject: Re: Revenge of the Hairy Snatches   Thu Aug 18, 2011 9:41 pm

Judging by the story that's emerged about Gerard Depardieu this morning, I daresay you're not the only passenger that an Irish air stewardess has called a 'doity bastard'.
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PostSubject: Re: Revenge of the Hairy Snatches   Thu Aug 18, 2011 10:23 pm

Blunt Instrument wrote:
I daresay you're not the only passenger that an Irish air stewardess has called a 'doity bastard'.

It's standard operational procedure at Ryanair. 'We will shortly be landing at London Aitutaki. To the passenger who blocked the shitter, go raibh maith agat. Youse fekkin' doity bastards.'
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PostSubject: Re: Revenge of the Hairy Snatches   Thu Aug 25, 2011 6:31 pm

This thread is genius. laugh
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PostSubject: Re: Revenge of the Hairy Snatches   Mon Sep 05, 2011 8:42 am

Poll added.
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PostSubject: Re: Revenge of the Hairy Snatches   Mon Sep 05, 2011 8:52 am

I think underarm hair is more unsightly than a mons veneris with neatly groomed pubes.

Should I start a debate on over-sized penises being over-rated?
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PostSubject: Re: Revenge of the Hairy Snatches   Mon Sep 05, 2011 9:20 am

So many debates, so few participants... I want to see Kegel exercises printed on cornflake packets. Maybe on the cornflakes themselves.

Oh, and I voted Yes for Hairy, No for Ryanair. (I have written to Stelios suggesting a chain of massage parlours called easyLay.)

One thought occurs to me. If women were to revert to wearing dresses instead of trousers (and dispense with knickers as was the norm until around a 100 years ago) then a bit of fur might be appreciated, particularly in cold climates.

We should all follow Amanda Palmer's example.
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