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Hair - Yes or No?
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PostSubject: Re: Revenge of the Hairy Snatches   Tue Nov 13, 2012 10:41 pm

Santa wrote:
At the moment I have an entirely different biological function.

You are an incubator.

Boy or girl?
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PostSubject: Re: Revenge of the Hairy Snatches   Tue Nov 13, 2012 10:57 pm

Currently the most significant growth in my body is my bum.
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PostSubject: Re: Revenge of the Hairy Snatches   Tue Nov 13, 2012 11:01 pm

I think you'll find that's my bum.

Besides, I can think of a better growth to put in your body.
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PostSubject: Re: Revenge of the Hairy Snatches   Thu Apr 11, 2013 2:07 am

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When it comes to 'ladyscaping' the Brazilian and the Hollywood are old news as it is revealed that men prefer a more natural look

Just 12% admitted to liking the Hollywood where all hair is removed
Most popular was the 'Bermuda triangle' - a neat, trimmed style
Least liked was the 'G Wax' which leaves a small square of hair

For years women have been convinced that porn star style waxing and vajazzles are the quickest way to impress their other halves in bed, with nearly two thirds saying that their look down below is calculated to please their man.

But it appears that it's time to wave goodbye to painful waxing for good, after a new survey found that men actually prefer a natural look.

According to the poll, which canvassed 1,000 men, the most popular look is is 'trimmed and tidy' – a far cry from the Hollywood, which involves having all hair removed.

From The Daily Mail 8 April 2013. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2304681/Men-say-prefer-natural-bikini-line-Hollywood-Brazilian.html

I shall arrange the victory march. Many more self-serving stories to follow.







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PostSubject: Re: Revenge of the Hairy Snatches   Thu Apr 11, 2013 9:48 am

Mr. Dog likes 70s style commando and I aim to please ever so often.

But I hate pubes on my soap.

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PostSubject: Re: Revenge of the Hairy Snatches   Thu Apr 11, 2013 10:43 pm

Mrs Aural Sects wrote:
Mr.Dog has a 70s fetish and sometimes requests a bush...and I aim to please...

But I hate pubes, especially in my teeth and on my soap.

Mrs Aural Sects wrote:
Mr. Dog likes 70s style commando and I aim to please ever so often.

But I hate pubes on my soap.

Maybe this forum has run its course. We're all repeating ourselves here.
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PostSubject: Re: Revenge of the Hairy Snatches   Fri Apr 12, 2013 9:20 am

I don't always remember things written months ago even if I have sprouted a brand new bush.

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PostSubject: Re: Revenge of the Hairy Snatches   Fri Apr 12, 2013 9:25 am

We all do it, Dog. We've just got to get some new blood in this place or we'll drive each other nuts.

Good to hear about your snatch restoration project tho'.
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PostSubject: Re: Revenge of the Hairy Snatches   Thu Jun 20, 2013 7:37 am

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When someone recently asked me what I think the biggest challenge is for young women today my on-the-spot answer wasn't about equality in the workplace or combating misogyny, but what to do to with their pubes.

Dina Rickman

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/women/sex/10120130/Pubic-hair-taboo-like-it-or-not-we-need-to-break-it.html
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PostSubject: Re: Revenge of the Hairy Snatches   Fri Jan 17, 2014 7:18 am

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PostSubject: Re: Revenge of the Hairy Snatches   Tue Aug 26, 2014 6:40 pm

Trimmed is better than not at all. That said, hair free all the way. Plus, girls wanna have more sex when they're hairless…
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PostSubject: Re: Revenge of the Hairy Snatches   Fri Oct 03, 2014 10:02 am

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Plus, girls wanna have more sex when they're hairless…

Bollocks. Jason has never seen ATK Hairy. Anyway, Hitler Moustache, forthcoming single from The Lovely Electric.


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When I walked in
To the beauty salon
I never imagined
Things could go so wrong
I said politely, ‘Brazilian please’
Then the lady got to work between my knees

You won’t believe
What she did to my gash
She waxed my pubes
Into a Hitler moustache

Maybe she was drunk
Perhaps she’d been on the lash
But she gave my beaver
A Hitler moustache

Maybe she was filling in
Maybe she was learning
But instead of a Brazilian
She gave me a German

I asked for a neat wide
Landing strip
Not a square that you’d find
On a Fuhrer’s lip

I don’t like fighting
Didn’t want us to clash
But she gave my hoo-ha
A Hitler moustache

Now I resemble
Fascist trash
‘Cause she gave my growler
A Hitler moustache

I don’t know if it was accident or design
But inside my pants, it’s 1939
I’d rather have hair all over my tush
When it comes to world leaders, I prefer Bush

Was she in a rush?
Pr’aps she needed to dash
‘Cause she gave my foo foo
A Hitler moustache

I tried to disguise it
And wear a thick sash
‘Cause she gave my Mabel
A Hitler moustache

I was really scared
I could never undress
‘Cause I looked as though
I’d joined the SS

And so I shaved the ‘tache
Now my coochie’s cold
Even worse, I look
Like I’m twelve years old

It made my heart sink
Turned my hair to ash
When she gave my punani
A Hitler moustache

I showed my best friend
I gave him a flash
But he just recoiled
From my Hitler moustache

There are some things
I just don’t like
Including having a flange
That supports the Third Reich

I think that my waxer got it
Back to front
‘Cause it’s true that Nazis
Are always cunts

I don’t mean to be crude
I don’t mean to be brash
But she gave my pissflaps
A Hitler moustache

I’d rather have bleeding
Or maybe a rash
But she gave my fanny
A Hitler moustache

I have to close the door
When I go for a slash
‘Cause she gave my axewound
A Hitler moustache

I almost refused
To hand over the cash
‘Cause she gave my beef curtains
A Hitler moustache

Unless Lady Electric is trying to be the Viz Comic of pop, those lyrics are pretty bad. Then again, I like bad. Looking forward to the video...

http://www.thelovelyelectric.com/index.html
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PostSubject: Re: Revenge of the Hairy Snatches   Fri Oct 03, 2014 10:51 am

ROTFLMAO

Those lyrics are up my street. I like blunt doggerel.
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PostSubject: Re: Revenge of the Hairy Snatches   Fri Oct 03, 2014 11:39 am

FieldsMan wrote:
Trimmed is better than not at all. That said, hair free all the way. Plus, girls wanna have more sex when they're hairless…

Oh really? ROTFLMAO



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PostSubject: Re: Revenge of the Hairy Snatches   Fri Oct 03, 2014 11:59 am

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Plus, girls wanna have more sex when they're hairless…

Wut?
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PostSubject: Re: Revenge of the Hairy Snatches   Fri Oct 03, 2014 2:47 pm

The absence of pubic hair is a nice way of knowing when to pull the plug.

When they suddenly shave it, you know they're fucking someone else.
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PostSubject: Re: Revenge of the Hairy Snatches   Fri Oct 03, 2014 7:05 pm

bitchcraft wrote:
FieldsMan wrote:
Trimmed is better than not at all. That said, hair free all the way. Plus, girls wanna have more sex when they're hairless…

Oh really?  ROTFLMAO

Girls I've been with seemed to want to have more sex when they shaved.

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PostSubject: Re: Revenge of the Hairy Snatches   Fri Oct 03, 2014 9:15 pm

Also when they're tarred and feathered.
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PostSubject: Re: Revenge of the Hairy Snatches   Tue Dec 09, 2014 8:55 am

Fad Gadget - Ladyshave

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PostSubject: Re: Revenge of the Hairy Snatches   Tue Dec 09, 2014 8:59 am

Mr Dog is quite enjoying my crinkly fleece these days.



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PostSubject: Re: Revenge of the Hairy Snatches   Wed Apr 08, 2015 9:52 am

I see IMDB's keyword facility can now sort films by 'pubic hair'. There's 1,334 titles for FieldsMan to get though.
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PostSubject: Re: Revenge of the Hairy Snatches   Wed Apr 08, 2015 11:19 am

No pics of Dog Bond in here yet?


Useless fucking forum, isn't it?
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PostSubject: Re: Revenge of the Hairy Snatches   Sat Dec 30, 2017 5:04 pm

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PostSubject: Re: Revenge of the Hairy Snatches   Sat Dec 30, 2017 10:55 pm

laugh

'Featuring Charlie Brooker' is a bit cheeky ... he's in the video for a few seconds.
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PostSubject: Re: Revenge of the Hairy Snatches   Thu Mar 15, 2018 2:38 pm

The bush is back.

I'd post a pic but would get banned.
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