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PostSubject: Filmmaker-on-Filmmaker Insults   Filmmaker-on-Filmmaker Insults EmptyWed Aug 10, 2011 10:46 pm

http://flavorwire.com/200745/the-30-harshest-filmmaker-on-filmmaker-insults-in-history

Here's my favorite:

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24. Vincent Gallo on Sofia (and Francis Ford) Coppola:
“Sofia Coppola likes any guy who has what she wants. If she wants to be a photographer she’ll fuck a photographer. If she wants to be a filmmaker, she’ll fuck a filmmaker. She’s a parasite just like her fat, pig father was.”

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That cocksucker.
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PostSubject: Re: Filmmaker-on-Filmmaker Insults   Filmmaker-on-Filmmaker Insults EmptyWed Aug 10, 2011 10:58 pm

Clint Eastwood on Spike Lee:
“A guy like him should shut his face.”
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PostSubject: Re: Filmmaker-on-Filmmaker Insults   Filmmaker-on-Filmmaker Insults EmptyWed Aug 10, 2011 11:22 pm

Brown may have picked the best of bunch. That surprises me as he's a fucking moron with no taste.

I also like:

20. Kevin Smith on Paul Thomas Anderson (specifically, Magnolia):
“I’ll never watch it again, but I will keep it. I’ll keep it right on my desk, as a constant reminder that a bloated sense of self-importance is the most unattractive quality in a person or their work.”

The ending makes this one...

22. Vincent Gallo on Spike Jonze:
“He’s the biggest fraud out there. If you bring him to a party he’s the least interesting person at the party, he’s the person who doesn’t know anything. He’s the person who doesn’t say anything funny, interesting, intelligent… He’s a pig piece of shit.”
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PostSubject: Re: Filmmaker-on-Filmmaker Insults   Filmmaker-on-Filmmaker Insults EmptyWed Aug 10, 2011 11:28 pm

How the fuck did Gallo get work with FFC? laugh

This one's amusing.

18. Tim Burton on Kevin Smith (after Smith jokingly accused Burton of stealing the ending of Planet of the Apes from a Smith comic book):
“Anyone who knows me knows I would never read a comic book. And I would especially never read anything created by Kevin Smith.”

19. Kevin Smith on Tim Burton (in response to “I would never read a comic book”sad
“Which, to me, explains fucking Batman.”
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PostSubject: Re: Filmmaker-on-Filmmaker Insults   Filmmaker-on-Filmmaker Insults EmptyThu Aug 11, 2011 1:11 am

"I'm not a fucking retard like Michael Bay"
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Saved the best for last. :D
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PostSubject: Re: Filmmaker-on-Filmmaker Insults   Filmmaker-on-Filmmaker Insults EmptyThu Aug 11, 2011 4:39 am

Orson Welles dismissed a filmmaker's historical work, saying Ken Russell left a 'black mark on history' ... is that too highbrow to include here? It happened on The Merv Griffin Show.
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PostSubject: Re: Filmmaker-on-Filmmaker Insults   Filmmaker-on-Filmmaker Insults EmptyThu Aug 11, 2011 6:58 am

Damn, some of these people are real whiners. I think this statement hits the nail on the head about most new movies in general:

21. David Gordon Green on Kevin Smith:
“He kind of created a Special Olympics for film. They just kind of lowered the standard. I’m sure their parents are proud; it’s just nothing I care to buy a ticket for.”
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PostSubject: Re: Filmmaker-on-Filmmaker Insults   Filmmaker-on-Filmmaker Insults EmptyThu Aug 11, 2011 7:31 am

Mr. Brown wrote:
http://flavorwire.com/200745/the-30-harshest-filmmaker-on-filmmaker-insults-in-history

Here's my favorite:

Quote :
24. Vincent Gallo on Sofia (and Francis Ford) Coppola:
“Sofia Coppola likes any guy who has what she wants. If she wants to be a photographer she’ll fuck a photographer. If she wants to be a filmmaker, she’ll fuck a filmmaker. She’s a parasite just like her fat, pig father was.”

laugh

Too bad for Gallo that his filmography is utter pants compared to Francis'...
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PostSubject: Re: Filmmaker-on-Filmmaker Insults   Filmmaker-on-Filmmaker Insults EmptyThu Aug 11, 2011 7:36 am

Was that quote after he worked on Tetro or before? Either way Gallo seems like a pretentious jerk.
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PostSubject: Re: Filmmaker-on-Filmmaker Insults   Filmmaker-on-Filmmaker Insults EmptyThu Aug 11, 2011 10:29 pm

BROWN BUNNY is what comes out every time Gallo opens his mouth. Either that or brown snake, depending on what he has eaten.
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