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PostSubject: Roommates   Tue Aug 23, 2011 2:37 pm

I'm moving to the city this fall, and I was just about ready to blast this once I moved in: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KbqMD29qi58

But it turns out I'm getting a roommate. Not exactly what I wanted. What kind of experiences - good or bad - have you had with 'em?
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PostSubject: Re: Roommates   Tue Aug 23, 2011 3:34 pm

I had a horrible experience with one last year.

He was just a fucking slob. One of those who would sit on the Internet for 12-14 hours a day, go to sleep at 7AM each morning, and then take a nap from 4PM to 9PM each evening. There was a Sunday when he slept for a total of 14 hours. I also walked in on him sleeping with a pizza box in his fucking bed. laugh


Best of luck, Louis. Chances are it won't be as bad as that, or at least I hope not.

Are you moving to New York, by any chance?
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PostSubject: Re: Roommates   Tue Aug 23, 2011 3:45 pm

A certain katy perry song comes to mind..... :queen:
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PostSubject: Re: Roommates   Tue Aug 23, 2011 5:26 pm

Awesome.

Then again I was in Year 9 on a school camp (which lasted for 2 months) ... however I didn't like all my housemates.
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PostSubject: Re: Roommates   Wed Aug 24, 2011 3:53 am

Mr. Brown wrote:
There was a Sunday when he slept for a total of 14 hours.
Ah, one of those endurance sleepers.

Mr. Brown wrote:
Best of luck, Louis. Chances are it won't be as bad as that, or at least I hope not.
Thanks.

Mr. Brown wrote:
Are you moving to New York, by any chance?
Nope, Edmonton. Alberta. Canada. That otherwise invisible country above you. Cities and I generally don't agree - I doubt I could stand New York.
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PostSubject: Re: Roommates   Wed Aug 24, 2011 11:53 am

Mr. Brown wrote:
I had a horrible experience with one last year.

He was just a fucking slob. One of those who would sit on the Internet for 12-14 hours a day, go to sleep at 7AM each morning, and then take a nap from 4PM to 9PM each evening. There was a Sunday when he slept for a total of 14 hours. I also walked in on him sleeping with a pizza box in his fucking bed. laugh


Best of luck, Louis. Chances are it won't be as bad as that, or at least I hope not.

Are you moving to New York, by any chance?

Ugh. I was supposed to live with a friend last year, but he backed out one week before the start of classes. So I got stuck with some random kid.

He was the weirdest kid I have ever met. He didn't speak to anyone. Neither did his girlfriend. He skipped all of his classes. Slept from 11 pm to about 3 pm. Would eat, go watch videos, sleep, videos, sleep, videos, eat, sleep, videos. That was it. And if you said hello to his girlfriend she wouldn't say anything. Then he'd talk to her like a dog and say "Is he talking to YOU? Is he? I think he is?"

Semester from fucking hell. I don't hate people. But I hated him. I understood why he had no friends. Not to mention the time he was sleepwalking and mounted me in the cowgirl position. That was the last straw.

Although he left a ton of shit when he left, so all of my friends got free clocks, frisbees, etc.

I saw him the other day on campus and wanted to punch him in the face.

I can't believe I had to live with him for almost a full year.


Luckily, I have my own apartment now. No roommate. Life is good.
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PostSubject: Re: Roommates   Wed Aug 24, 2011 12:18 pm

A friend of mine had a French housemate who, for several days, wore the same pair of pants. Not clean pants either. These pants had a brown streak going down one leg and a white streak going down the other leg.

He also had a habit of dropping food on the kitchen floor and simply kicking it under the fridge rather than picking it up. We found this out a while after he left when we discovered maggots having an orgy atop an old piece of cake under the fridge.

To top it all off, not only did he refuse to wash his hands after using the bathroom, he also routinely continued pissing as he headed away from the toilet bowl and out of the bathroom.
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PostSubject: Re: Roommates   Wed Aug 24, 2011 12:29 pm

Moore wrote:
Not to mention the time he was sleepwalking and mounted me in the cowgirl position. That was the last straw.

CJB wrote:
He also had a habit of dropping food on the kitchen floor and simply kicking it under the fridge rather than picking it up. We found this out a while after he left when we discovered maggots having an orgy atop an old piece of cake under the fridge.


For christsake... laugh
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PostSubject: Re: Roommates   Wed Aug 24, 2011 12:33 pm

Despite what this thread may indicate, not all roommates are bad. I had no trouble with my past ones, despite their quirks and overall sloppiness.
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PostSubject: Re: Roommates   Wed Aug 24, 2011 1:52 pm

I'd heard some of these tales before, and they're no less amusing now. laugh

Though CJB's "maggots orgying atop a piece of old cake" one is a nice addition to the set. laugh
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PostSubject: Re: Roommates   Wed Aug 24, 2011 2:11 pm

Here's my favorite. I couldn't stand my roommate last year. He was a quiet fellow. Socially inept and a slob. Somehow though he had a girlfriend. So I always work early Saturday mornings. I got up extra early to enjoy my usually routine which involved reading Spider-man or Bond on the loo with my iPod in. Now the way the restroom is set-up, the toilet area is in a corner with a partial wall blocking it from the shower and sink. So when my roommate and lady friend entered the bathroom like horny rabbits, I didn't notice because of the music and they didn't notice me. The next thing I know, I'm standing flushing the toilet, turn the corner and standing butt naked is the two of them. Now this isn't a normal walk in story because both party is embarrassed because now I realize the toilet is overflowing. Now we have 2 naked people, me, and an overflowing toilet. I can't leave because the toilet is overflowing but the plunger is near the nice woman's tush. So on instinct I reach for the plunger near the sink. She panics and instead of the plunger I graze her rear. Now I'm being accused of sexual harassment but all I care about is the freaking loo!
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PostSubject: Re: Roommates   Wed Aug 24, 2011 3:12 pm

Had to room with some German fucker one year. All he did was get high and listened to some fucking horrible German music. I think he dropped out or maybe he is dead. who cares
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PostSubject: Re: Roommates   Wed Aug 24, 2011 3:21 pm

One of my room-mates created a life long impression, and friendship. She moonlighted as an escort. She's not on the game anymore but we still have a good giggle at those times. One of our main hangouts when back on that side of the Atlantic was The Candy Bar in Soho...it's a lesbian bar...she's got an open mind with her sexuality...not saying what I've opened though :face:
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PostSubject: Re: Roommates   Thu Aug 25, 2011 12:57 am

More for us to fantasize and wonder about when we look at your assatar, Dog. :)
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PostSubject: Re: Roommates   Thu Aug 25, 2011 2:04 am

Lived with family from birth - 29, then moved out and into my own place where I've been (on my own) for the past 11 years.

'Sharing space' with someone now for any length of time would take a LOT of getting used to.
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PostSubject: Re: Roommates   Thu Aug 25, 2011 5:24 am

Mr. Brown wrote:
Moore wrote:
Not to mention the time he was sleepwalking and mounted me in the cowgirl position. That was the last straw.

CJB wrote:
He also had a habit of dropping food on the kitchen floor and simply kicking it under the fridge rather than picking it up. We found this out a while after he left when we discovered maggots having an orgy atop an old piece of cake under the fridge.


For christsake... laugh


Yeah. I didn't mind when he used to run around the room in his sleep crying and screaming. It was funny then. It wasn't funny when someone grabbed my shoulder, i bolt up, and there is another 20 year old guy on top of my crotch. Shit, if that's going to happen at least let it be Sean Connery. In that case I would sort of be like "meh, hell, it's only sean connery" and go back to sleep.




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PostSubject: Re: Roommates   Mon Sep 12, 2011 2:31 pm

Well, I've moved in by now. My roommate's pretty terrible. He just moved here from China and can barely speak English. (I had never considered the possibility of ending up with a foreigner, for some reason.) His bedroom's full of crap and he leaves food, dirty dishes, and empty bags & boxes all over the floor, table and chairs. The counter is also covered with dirty dishes of his, which he uses once, then leaves sit a day, then uses again, etc. Kinda disgusting. Told him to clean up, but he doesn't seem to get the message. He's two years older than me, but he's never lived on his own. It's just gross here - it's been about a week, and the bathroom sink and stove are already filthy. I found pubes on the toilet seat and a sticky, moist spot on the bathroom floor. My modus operandi: you make a mess, you clean it up. Mr Asianface's modus operandi: you make a mess, you let mom clean it up. And it smells like ass in here.
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PostSubject: Re: Roommates   Mon Sep 12, 2011 2:54 pm

I'm sorry for laughing at everyone's nightmares, but this thread is hella funny.

I haven't had a room mate yet (I will in November), but I did live with someone, and he was a slob.

Then, I was a bit of a slob myself, just not to quite the extent he was..... He would leave cups of koolaid around until they molded. Bleh. I mostly just leave clothes lying around and wait too long to do the dishes. I'll admit to it...

Eventually I get fed up and go on cleaning sprees.
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