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PostSubject: Re: BAKER STREET LTD. - The B&B Gentleman's Club™   Fri Apr 08, 2011 6:40 am

They're no competition. They can't even stand up.
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PostSubject: Re: BAKER STREET LTD. - The B&B Gentleman's Club™   Fri Apr 08, 2011 10:24 am

Ravenstone wrote:
They're no competition. They can't even stand up.
They spend most of the time on their backs.
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PostSubject: Re: BAKER STREET LTD. - The B&B Gentleman's Club™   Fri Apr 08, 2011 10:26 am

By the looks of it, that cocktail did the trick.

A woman will drink anything with a Smirnoff Ice logo on it...
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PostSubject: Re: BAKER STREET LTD. - The B&B Gentleman's Club™   Fri Apr 08, 2011 11:53 am

Mr. Brown wrote:
Some women will drink anything with a Smirnoff Ice logo on it...

There.. fixed that.

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PostSubject: Re: BAKER STREET LTD. - The B&B Gentleman's Club™   Fri Apr 08, 2011 12:07 pm

Mr. Brown wrote:

A woman will drink anything with a Smirnoff Ice logo on it...

And there is that new "eyeballing" fad... I think I'll head down to the tattoo parlour.
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PostSubject: Re: BAKER STREET LTD. - The B&B Gentleman's Club™   Sun Apr 10, 2011 11:05 pm

The rest of Bondandbeyond may be open to the general public, but Baker Street still has a door policy. On bouncer duty today we have Natasha Bakhvalova, left, and Natasha Nesterenko, right. They are awaiting the arrival of their celebrity Comrade, Natasha Kushchyenko, who will be judging today's boxing exhibition.





Miss Kushchyenko with MOO7RE earlier this year.
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PostSubject: Re: BAKER STREET LTD. - The B&B Gentleman's Club™   Mon Apr 11, 2011 4:19 am

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Miss Kushchyenko with MOO7RE earlier this year.

laugh

Shame that Maxim's already got to her. She would have been great being paired up with Helga.
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PostSubject: Re: BAKER STREET LTD. - The B&B Gentleman's Club™   Mon Apr 11, 2011 4:58 am

Was this one in Maxim?



EDIT: Photobucket strike again... Only faceless conglomerates can save us from ourselves.


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PostSubject: Re: BAKER STREET LTD. - The B&B Gentleman's Club™   Mon Apr 11, 2011 5:21 am

INCOMING NEWS:



Veronika Kushychyenko has decided to go less Kushy, take up arms, and invade Baker Street HQ - if not given immediate pay rise. For every $ 10K, she will gain 10 kg.

Last seen with MOO7RE in February 2011.
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PostSubject: Re: BAKER STREET LTD. - The B&B Gentleman's Club™   Tue Apr 12, 2011 2:09 am

Last night's Baker Street Boxing was a fiasco, the catfight between the Natashas proving more entertaining that the main event. It's all fake these days... :evil:

Maybe next Saturday's debut performance by KrautRock tribute act Breastwerk will be better. Breastwerk are a trio of cosmetic surgeons and hail from sunny Budapest:



They like kittens, Pifco massagers, world peace and stealing wallets.



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PostSubject: Re: BAKER STREET LTD. - The B&B Gentleman's Club™   Tue Apr 12, 2011 4:07 am

While in the blue room, I'm quite happy to take on the latest challenger in the Naked Mud Wrestling Challenge.



Mmmm....more mud may be required.......

Please let Sven punch your tickets on arrival. He has a novelty ticket dibber. Just be careful he doesn't have your eye out with it.
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PostSubject: Re: BAKER STREET LTD. - The B&B Gentleman's Club™   Tue Apr 12, 2011 4:15 am

I promised to roadtest all Baker Street employees. I suppose I will just have to bite the pillow.
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PostSubject: Re: BAKER STREET LTD. - The B&B Gentleman's Club™   Tue Apr 12, 2011 4:22 am

No, I couldn't ask you to do that, Ambler. I'm prepared to stand in. Just this once. On this occasion.

The things I do for a friend......

If you hear screams, just insert ear plugs.
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PostSubject: Re: BAKER STREET LTD. - The B&B Gentleman's Club™   Tue Apr 12, 2011 4:25 am

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If you hear screams, just insert ear plugs.
You know, it isn't strictly necessary to slice and dice them afterwards. Couldn't you just settle for a cuddle like any other girl?
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PostSubject: Re: BAKER STREET LTD. - The B&B Gentleman's Club™   Tue Apr 12, 2011 4:27 am

Ambler - you know only too well - if you want any other girl, you don't come to me.
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PostSubject: Re: BAKER STREET LTD. - The B&B Gentleman's Club™   Tue Apr 12, 2011 4:32 am

Rave may be an acquired taste, but once you've tried black you'll never go back.

For those who want vanilla, well, there's always Oppers.
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PostSubject: Re: BAKER STREET LTD. - The B&B Gentleman's Club™   Tue Apr 12, 2011 4:34 am

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Rave may be an acquired taste, but once you've tried black you'll never go back.

And the practice is so much fun.
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PostSubject: Re: BAKER STREET LTD. - The B&B Gentleman's Club™   Tue Apr 12, 2011 4:38 am

Albeit very peculiar.
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PostSubject: Re: BAKER STREET LTD. - The B&B Gentleman's Club™   Tue Apr 12, 2011 4:40 am

And thorough.

Oh yes - anyone leaving my tender ministrations can certainly be said to have had a thorough going over. Along with their wallet.
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PostSubject: Re: BAKER STREET LTD. - The B&B Gentleman's Club™   Tue Apr 12, 2011 4:43 am

Full photographs of Rave's moneymaker to follow. Photobucket willing.
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PostSubject: Re: BAKER STREET LTD. - The B&B Gentleman's Club™   Tue Apr 12, 2011 4:46 am

Don't forget to swipe their cards before viewing.
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PostSubject: Re: BAKER STREET LTD. - The B&B Gentleman's Club™   Tue Apr 12, 2011 4:50 am



Remember folks, 15% of every Baker Street purchase goes to MOO7RE & Co SA, Geneva to help the starving in Africa.
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PostSubject: Re: BAKER STREET LTD. - The B&B Gentleman's Club™   Tue Apr 12, 2011 4:56 am

Yes. Otherwise Ambler will have to take to the streets again. And - frankly - last time it was embarrassing having to keep asking various shops to change all the coppers.
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PostSubject: Re: BAKER STREET LTD. - The B&B Gentleman's Club™   Tue Apr 12, 2011 4:58 am

Never ask a passing stranger to spend a penny. It's frightfully messy and slightly demeaning.
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PostSubject: Re: BAKER STREET LTD. - The B&B Gentleman's Club™   Tue Apr 12, 2011 5:01 am

Especially since they abolished the half-penny and you can't give change.
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