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PostSubject: Re: BAKER STREET LTD. - The B&B Gentleman's Club™   Tue Apr 12, 2011 5:05 am

When I offered Oppers as an alternative I learnt that the old adage 'a refusal often offends' was only too true. Still, I treasure each scar as a memory.
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PostSubject: Re: BAKER STREET LTD. - The B&B Gentleman's Club™   Tue Apr 12, 2011 5:07 am

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Still, I treasure each scar as a memory.

Ah, the times I've heard that.
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PostSubject: Re: BAKER STREET LTD. - The B&B Gentleman's Club™   Tue Apr 12, 2011 5:08 am

Anyway, this Sven fella...



Still alive?
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PostSubject: Re: BAKER STREET LTD. - The B&B Gentleman's Club™   Tue Apr 12, 2011 5:13 am

And kicking :D
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PostSubject: Re: BAKER STREET LTD. - The B&B Gentleman's Club™   Tue Apr 12, 2011 5:15 am

Ah. The head-in-a-bag stage.
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PostSubject: Re: BAKER STREET LTD. - The B&B Gentleman's Club™   Tue Apr 12, 2011 5:33 am

Oh I wouldn't be putting that head in a bag.
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PostSubject: Re: BAKER STREET LTD. - The B&B Gentleman's Club™   Tue Apr 12, 2011 5:44 am

And that is why I had the Baker Street garbage compactor removed; there are some things even the Natashas should be spared.

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PostSubject: Re: BAKER STREET LTD. - The B&B Gentleman's Club™   Tue Apr 12, 2011 5:54 am

"The unconscious masculine"? Sounds like a typical weekend at Ravenstone Hall.

Dextrose and Lucozade helps.

I feel positively queasy after that. I may need to watch some porn just to restore my equanimity.

Where did I leave my whip? - Oh yeah - that's my natural sense of nurturing showing, there.....
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PostSubject: Re: BAKER STREET LTD. - The B&B Gentleman's Club™   Tue Apr 12, 2011 6:12 am

Rave is a multidimensional woman. It's a clever trick if you can pull it off.
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PostSubject: Re: BAKER STREET LTD. - The B&B Gentleman's Club™   Tue Apr 12, 2011 6:15 am

It's true. Another way of putting it would be to say, "more faces than the Koh-i-Noor" but that's just rude
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PostSubject: Re: BAKER STREET LTD. - The B&B Gentleman's Club™   Tue Apr 12, 2011 6:21 am

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It's true. Another way of putting it would be to say, "more faces than the Koh-i-Noor" but that's just rude

Words are very important. It says Whorticulturist in my passport.
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PostSubject: Re: BAKER STREET LTD. - The B&B Gentleman's Club™   Tue Apr 12, 2011 6:23 am

Well, you can lead a whore to culture, but you can't make her think!
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PostSubject: Re: BAKER STREET LTD. - The B&B Gentleman's Club™   Tue Apr 12, 2011 6:30 am



Reminds of me my first psychiatrist.
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PostSubject: Re: BAKER STREET LTD. - The B&B Gentleman's Club™   Tue Apr 12, 2011 7:05 am

Gothic.
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PostSubject: Re: BAKER STREET LTD. - The B&B Gentleman's Club™   Tue Apr 12, 2011 10:39 am

Before MOO7RE's untimely disappearance he was working on an unofficial history of Baker Street. The Street was first mentioned in Walter's My Secret Life more than 120 years ago. More recently, a certain Neville Keighley was a regular visitor. He reinvented himself as the singer Belouis Some and produced this curiosity, which kicks off at 02:20.



'Imagination' features what is now generally recognized as the greatest opening line in the English language: She lit a cigarette, both hands behind her back. Enacting that particular piece of whimsy caused Rave's spontaneous combustion at a Baker Street Christmas party some years later. She'll happily show you the scars if you hold her down.
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PostSubject: Re: BAKER STREET LTD. - The B&B Gentleman's Club™   Fri Apr 22, 2011 8:50 am

*runs white gloved hand across bar*.

I say, Ambler. Standards are sliding somewhat.
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PostSubject: Re: BAKER STREET LTD. - The B&B Gentleman's Club™   Fri Apr 22, 2011 9:02 am

Time for someone else to go on top. I'm exhausted.
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PostSubject: Re: BAKER STREET LTD. - The B&B Gentleman's Club™   Fri Apr 22, 2011 9:04 am

Oh you've always struck me as a man more than capable of holding his own.

Although I'm not convinced both hands are required.
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PostSubject: Re: BAKER STREET LTD. - The B&B Gentleman's Club™   Fri Apr 22, 2011 10:54 pm

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Although I'm not convinced both hands are required.

I once knew a woman who could do me with her feet. Hammer toe was her Achilles heel.

Great language, English.
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PostSubject: Re: BAKER STREET LTD. - The B&B Gentleman's Club™   Fri Apr 22, 2011 11:01 pm

And you such a cunning linguist.
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PostSubject: Re: BAKER STREET LTD. - The B&B Gentleman's Club™   Fri Apr 22, 2011 11:16 pm

We'll soon lick you into shape.
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PostSubject: Re: BAKER STREET LTD. - The B&B Gentleman's Club™   Fri Apr 22, 2011 11:55 pm

Ravenstone wrote:
Standards are sliding somewhat.
I blame the teachers, Rave.

Not what it used to be.
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PostSubject: Re: BAKER STREET LTD. - The B&B Gentleman's Club™   Sat Apr 23, 2011 12:04 am

I blame the booze
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PostSubject: Re: BAKER STREET LTD. - The B&B Gentleman's Club™   Sat Apr 23, 2011 12:06 am

I know - the lack of it has been disgraceful as of late.
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PostSubject: Re: BAKER STREET LTD. - The B&B Gentleman's Club™   Sat Apr 23, 2011 12:10 am

Shocking.

Although I did get myself a bottle of Drambuie the other day.
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