http://content.usatoday.com/communities/thehuddle/post/2011/11/chargers-k-nick-novak-relieves-himself-during-game/1
At the risk of appearing to be making light dinner conversation, I happened to see the Chargers-Broncos football game yesterday and saw the kicker, Nick Novak, being hovered over by a teammate with a towel. I assumed Novak was having to adjust his jock strap or put some icy-hot or something on his groin and was being shielded from public view by a teammeat, but I didn't realize that Novak was actually pissing right there on the sideline. As Nancy Kerrigan once asked: whhhhhhhhy? Could he not make it to a bathroom inside the stadium in time?
I know this kind of thing happens over in Europe at soccer games, but America is a God-fearing country, and we don't take too kindly to people urinating in public. And would anyone even want to grab a cup of lemon-lime gatorade after Novak had just pissed on it and next to it?
In any event, Novak did to the ground what Norv Turner has been doing to every team he's ever coached.