Comments and Suggestions.

Control wrote:

I don't want to come off as a little prick, but could we keep all of the Sony leaks information (other than financial figures) and spoilers out of the non-spoiler threads in the SPECTRE forum?

Yeah, I've hardly been in the Bond half of the forum since the leak discussions started. One of the reasons I enjoyed Skyfall so much was that I knew nothing about it; didn't know M was going to die or that Bond was going to be shot. Or that it might be any good.

CJB wrote:

I hear Jay Seven is interested in the position so he can cleanse the forum of Islamo-Socialism.

With thousands of photos of people whose names we don't know on the red carpet for the premiere of a film we don't care about? Or is that just a perk of the job?

Do they allow internet access in the FEMA camps?

I nominate CASINOROYALE. .

I know we're joking but sheesh.

Blunt Instrument wrote:

Do they allow internet access in the FEMA camps?

I highly recommend reading The FEMA Archipelago and One Day in the Life of Ivan Jaysevenisovich.

Santa never overslept. He was always up at the call. That way he had an hour and a half all to himself before work parade — time for a man who knew his way around to earn a bit on the side. He would sell Mrs Santa’s sister for a pair of mittens. Stroke some rich foreman’s dick while he was still in his bunk. Rush round the storerooms giving handjobs. Go to the mess and drop his trousers, and bend over a table - you'd get something to eat, but there were too many volunteers, swarms of them. And the worst of it was that if there was any cum left in your hair, you couldn't help licking it. Santa never for a moment forgot what his first foreman, J7, had told him. An old camp wolf, two years inside by 2013. One day around the campfire in a forest clearing he told the reinforcements fresh from the front, "It's the law of Obama here, men. But a man can live here, just like anywhere else. Know who croaks first? The guy who licks out toilet bowls, puts his faith in the sick bay, or squeals to Fox News."

Just checked...Lazenby's last post was Oct 21 - or over 50 days ago.

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Must be a way of breaking in. Whoever hacked Sony could help out.

There's only one man for the job...


Jay.


Seven.


Wild.

THIS SUMMER

TAKE A WALK ON THE WILD SIDE!

STARRING BENEDICT CUMPATCH AS JAY SEVEN WILD

bitchcraft wrote:

Just checked...Lazenby's last log-in was Oct 21 - or over 50 days ago.

That was his last post. His last login was on Nov 10, which was when we last exchanged PMs about rearranging the film section.

I liked Erica's suggestion that Hilly and Python should run the show. That's two admins with an 8 hour split.

I always said I'm up for it, provided that Lazenby comes back. Can anyone e-mail him?

Largo's Shark wrote:

I liked Erica's suggestion that Hilly and Python should run the show. That's two admins with an 8 hour split.

I'd even suggest a couple more, just for extra coverage. Oppers gets a vote from me, if she's even willing to do it.

If she doesn't want it, Helga will take it.



Christ, I can't believe we only have two women posting on this site. What a fucking sausage fest.

Control wrote:

Christ, I can't believe we only have two women posting on this site. What a fucking sausage fest.

It's not good. Rave and Santa came back briefly, but I don't think either have posted for a month or so.

CJB wrote:

THIS SUMMER

TAKE A WALK ON THE WILD SIDE!

STARRING BENEDICT CUMPATCH AS JAY SEVEN WILD

When asked why he'd taken the role, Cumberbatch replied 'It's good to appear in utter shite occasionally. Cleanses the palate, as it were'.

I know Laze has had problems in the past so hopefully his absence is nothing too serious. Wish I had an email or something. M I imagine is gone forever, alas.

Good to see Laz. is back online. Key notes from this thread:

- Change 'Bond 24' subforum to 'SPECTRE.'

- Change forum domain name to BondandBeyond.net

- Get rid of STAR WARS subforum, merge threads into one big Episode VII thread then move to Film News & Discussion.

- Appoint Python and Hilly as admins.

Jesus wept, Sharky, your avatar gave us a shock. It's alive...it's alliiiive.

Hilly KCMG wrote:

Jesus wept, Sharky, your avatar gave us a shock. It's alive...it's alliiiive.

That guy is the new Blofeld.

Was going to make a joke involving Cherie and pussy.

Lazenby logged in on the 15th of this month.

He's either not even bothering to check his PMs or he's just busting our balls at this point.

He did have a wicked sense of humour.