My friend is in London.

Best strip bars are in Toronto and Montreal. All nude all the time! In fact in Montreal, I think there is one on every downtown corner. It's a zoning bylaw I believe.

He said the one he went to in London, he'd gotten all nude close lap dance for 25 pounds.

we have topless and all nude clubs here in Texas.

they are separated into all nude only or topless only.

all nude can't sell alcohol; you have to bring your own.

also the lap dances at the all nude club are not close.

the girl is on a tiny stage in front of you and that's it, you have to throw your money at her

unlike at a topless club, lap dances are close and personal.

CJB wrote:

j7wild wrote:

CJB wrote:

And a cigar or two.

you shared a cigar with Bill too?

Yes.

Guessing where it had previously been was half the fun.

I'd imagine they're hard to light when they're damp.

j7wild wrote:

they are separated into all nude only or topless only.

all nude can't sell alcohol; you have to bring your own.

also the lap dances at the all nude club are not close.

the girl is on a tiny stage in front of you and that's it, you have to throw your money at her

unlike at a topless club, lap dances are close and personal.

This is all very bizarre. Here the clubs are all nude. All of them. Nude stage dances and nude actual lap dances and the clubs all sell overpriced booze. At least that's what I hear. I long ago stopped going. Just can't be throwing money around like that any more. Got too many bills and payments. Fun when your younger.

The joy, that is London [/Basehart narration]

Canadians traveling stateside should not waste their time in half-assed USA strip bars.

I remember being on a golf holiday in Myrtle Beach in 96. Checked outone of the local peeler bar. What a scam. Topless only, plus some asshole insisted on a bribe to even get in. Girls would come to the table just to sit with you and then want money. To top it off, there was a guy in the washroom who wanted a tip for handing over a towel.

Got the hell out of there real quick and went to the local all-you-can-eat crabs leg emporium. Money much better sent, with good looking waitresses too, who were only hustling a normal tip, not your entire vacaton budget.

yes, I agree

American strip bars are boring....

you have the pretty girls in the topless bars (most of them) and then the all nude clubs have the ugly girls...

my friend in London says the girls in the strip clubs there are beautiful and all nude...

why they can't do the same here in the USA?

I went to Hooters here one time about a month ago with a couple of friends for a few after work beers and we had a good time and only spent about $25 each including food and drinks and tax and tip and the waitresses were good looking, friendly and chatty.

Did he buy the right kind of tranquilizer?

Hope he packed a hessian sack too.

do people still use the public phone booths to make a phone call in this day and age of cell phones?

how much is it to make a local call anyway?

you will be hard pressed to find a public phone here in Houston, Texas.

if you find one, it's usually vandalized and not working.

plus it's 75 cents to $1, depending on the pay phone - most of them are privately owned and operated - to make a local phone call if you have the change: quarters only.

http://www.payphones.bt.com/publicpayphones/paymentprices.htm