Creepiest Character in a Bond Film

I've gotta go with Baron Samedi. When he puts down that cockamamie flute and says, "It's going to be a beautiful day. A beuuuuuuuuutiful day," you know that boy ain't right.

I'd say it's a tie up between Mr. Wint and the funeral shanksta from LALD.

something fairly creepy about Dario, more so his "Honeymooooooooooooon" line.

Always forgot Jurgen Klinsmann did a Bond film.

"Hey boss, he beat your time..."

The unholy trio of creepy traits...does not drink...does not smoke...does not make love. What do you do, Vargas?

Frau Irma Bunt...in bed

Messrs Wintt & Kidd are pretty creepy, yet also hilarious.

Hope I didn't breach any hate speech legislation there.

Hilly wrote:

Always forgot Jurgen Klinsmann did a Bond film.

"Hey boss, he beat your time..."

He was underused. Far more entertaining than Rick Yune.

Rosa Klebb
Vargas
Irma Bunt
Emile Leopold Loque
May Day
Dario
Stamper
Zao
Dominic Green

Take your pick.

Mods: Poll attached?

FG Wells wrote:

Frau Irma Bunt...in bed

With that sexy giggle.

Sorry, I forgot Kronsteen (Vladek "we couldn't get Peter Lorre" Sheybal).
...and the chairman of the board, Donald "kill Bond! Now!" Pleasance as the first fully-visible Blofeld.

Creepiest characters?

Aris Kristatos
Dominic Greene
Dario
Rosa Klebb

George Lazenby.

There, I said it. I find the way he uses the exact same pick-up line - word-for-word - on each of the Angels of Death to be incredibly creepy. Especially since, less than twenty-four hours later, he's proposing to Tracy as if he hadn't just slept with twelve women. I could understand Bond sleeping with three of them to understand the brainwashing scheme (since once is just an accident and twice is a coincidence, but three times is a pattern), but the way he goes about it is just plain sleazy.

So, it's not Lazenby, it's Bond in OHMSS.

I doubt Sean Connery would have played Bond that way had he made OHMSS.

May Day for sure

Prisoner Monkeys wrote:

I doubt Sean Connery would have played Bond that way had he made OHMSS.

So you're proposing that Lazenby wrote the script too? Actually, I think Connery would have played Bond in a similar manner.

Mort Slumber

I commend LazenBond for picking up multiple chicks with the same pick up line.

A hero to us all.

CJB wrote:

I commend LazenBond for picking up multiple chicks with the same pick up line.

A hero to us all.

That's what I'm thinking... Had Connery played it, I think he probably got around to all of 'em with the same line!

FieldsMan wrote:

Actually, I think Connery would have played Bond in a similar manner.

I think Connery would have run with it and turned it into soemthing other than sleazy and creepy. If I remember rightly, the reactions of the two girls to the sight of Bond visiting them - before he says anything - are very similar, so if Connery were in the role, I think he would have been a little more cautious with the line, and bothered by the way the two girls responded the same way. It would have been another sign that something was wrong at the clinic. And it probably wouldn't have been implied that Bond shagged twelve highly-suggestible women in twelve hours.

Prisoner Monkeys wrote:

FieldsMan wrote:

Actually, I think Connery would have played Bond in a similar manner.

I think Connery would have run with it and turned it into soemthing other than sleazy and creepy. If I remember rightly, the reactions of the two girls to the sight of Bond visiting them - before he says anything - are very similar, so if Connery were in the role, I think he would have been a little more cautious with the line, and bothered by the way the two girls responded the same way. It would have been another sign that something was wrong at the clinic. And it probably wouldn't have been implied that Bond shagged twelve highly-suggestible women in twelve hours.

Bloody hell.

The more you rage about Lazenby Monkeys the more I can't help but think there's something much deeper behind it. Like Lazenby did something to you personally once. Deep... deep... psychologically speaking.

FieldsMan wrote:

CJB wrote:

I commend LazenBond for picking up multiple chicks with the same pick up line.

A hero to us all.

That's what I'm thinking... Had Connery played it, I think he probably got around to all of 'em with the same line!

...and at the same time. :*e*:

But can you see Connery playing at being 'allergic' to girls, even for a moment? That's what made the line work, IMO. :twisted: