How should James Bond die?

Just a thought after thinking about Boyle's idea to have 007 die by the end of Bond 25. How do you imagine Bond's death happening?

Not sure I'd like it to be on a mission. Although he often suggests another agent will replace him if he's killed on assignment, M often notes he's MI6's best operative. If he dies on a mission, a greater chance the villain will succeed in their goal. I'd prefer to keep the appeal of Bond's proficiency.

Don't think he'd necessarily reach old age, though. The drinking/smoking/pill popping would contribute to a premature death, bit like Fleming himself, around 60 I'd say.

Poor Moneypenny.

He'll be killed by the feminists. He thought the ball's in his court but the truth is, his balls are in their fists. And they squeezed.

Heart attack mid-blowjob.

Preferably not before letting out one last quip. "Urgh... see what happens when you mouth off?"

Jealous husbands, angry tailors, accountants...the list is endless.

Why accountants though...does Bond evade taxes or something?

I think I may have said before that he's surely earned the right to 'go' quietly in his sleep.

bitchcraft wrote:

Why accountants though...does Bond evade taxes or something?

some reason it came to mind.

Blunt Instrument wrote:

I think I may have said before that he's surely earned the right to 'go' quietly in his sleep.

I agree. Hopefully with a lass on his arm. Keeping the British end up for the last time...

I would want something akin to Blade Runner 2049...

Spoiler:

Haven't seen the new Blade Runner so won't watch that just yet!

Welcome aboard, Denbigh. I trust you're more likeable than your namesake. Cracking avatar, by the way!

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