logline a bond film in the most unflattering yet honest way possible

Got this idea after summarizing Craig's CR as: a story about a bratty psycho who gets all of his leads by killing people for their cell phone data.

Anybody up for L&LD? (and you can't say "high cotton comes to harlem")

LIVE AND LET DIE
This honkey aint the one getting wasted, baby

FYEO - yes this has a 'comedy' parrot, but at least it's not a double-taking pigeon.

DAF: LGBTIQ couple forced to leave a cruise ship.

Here's one a firiend of mine in high school had about FRWL (my fave film, so obviously I don't agree): Bond goes behind the Iron Curtain to steal a typewriter.

Could give VIEW TO A KILL the FRIENDS title spin: The One Where I Root for the Villain.

Octopussy - yes he's showing his age, but we lost the nerve to recast when we heard about NSNA.

SKYFALL
This Bond is not afraid to cry or sleep with men

NO TIME TO DIE
James Bond is alive through most of the film

GOLDENEYE
Soft and PC Bond for a soft and PC audience, finally!

LICENCE TO KILL
In leaving the auspices of British Intelligence, Bond apparently also forswears the firm's use of talented barbers, a move that makes it seem as likely as not that he will dispatch his opponent by biting the man's throat.

(sorry, can't really take the knives to this one, I like it too much, so I can only attack it on cosmetic matters like the vampire hair and some of the fill-light-heavy cinematography.)

Quantum of Solace.

Logline: Tell me.