BAKER STREET LTD. - The B&B Gentleman's Club™

Erica Ambler wrote:

Too many blows to the head, Rave.

Surely not....

Thar she blows!

No - thar.

I would say, I shouldn't speak with my mouth full, but that's yet to be an issue with this clientele.

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Only when flaccid.

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I thought Loebelia Overhill would live up to her name.

Erica Ambler wrote:

This thread could do with a vacuum pump. Rave is no longer enough.

Blame God - He gave me two hands but only one mouth.

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7 1/2 " you say?

I can get that for £20 from Ann Summers, you know. 9" costs £30.

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Rave is saying I cost 20 quid.

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Or £2.66 per inch.

Or £750,000 per ball.

What is the current going rate on eBay for testicles?

Roasted or lightly fried?

m

Can't you toss your own?

Yep. Erica's a right tosser.

Or left. He might be amblerdextrous

I have to say a guy fucking a watermelon looks funnier than a girl using a lifelike dildo. That only looks funny when your mom opens a drawer looking for a towel and it rolls out...or when your fucking dog walks out with it in its mouth into a room full of guests.

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Can I play the dildo?

Sharky wrote:

Can I play the dildo?

Make sure you read the fine print...you never know which hole is going to be used.

Sharky wrote:

Can I play the dildo?

Dunno. Try a few scales and see how it goes.