BAKER STREET LTD. - The B&B Gentleman's Club™

Then the pupil became the master.

Yes, my young padawan.

Have I inadvertently quoted dialogue by George Lucas? :oops:

That would be more embarrassing than when I was caught by Glenda Jackson on Hampstead Heath.

I still have the photos.

Ravenstone wrote:

Are you always that quick?

Premature ejaculation is a virtue in my book.

Faster cum = higher turnover.

MOO7RE wrote:

Premature ejaculation is a virtue in my book.

Hang on while I fetch my vice.

Now, MOO7RE - you know a happy workforce is a productive workforce.

Ravenstone wrote:

Hang on while I fetch my vice.

Your vice is a locked room and only I have the key.

MOO7RE wrote:

Your vice is a locked room and only I have the key.

Oh I do so love a challenge!

Ravenstone wrote:

Oh I do so love a challenge!

Let's go dogging then.

I'll let you choose the carpark.

No point hiding the key up there, MOO7RE. Rave's fingers are long and so are her nails.

MOO7RE wrote:

Let's go dogging then.

I'll let you choose the carpark.

Can I chose the car?

ambler wrote:

No point hiding the key up there, MOO7RE. Rave's fingers are long and so are her nails.

Plus I've got more suck than a Dyson. I can take your socks off via your mouth.

For some reason I'm reminded of my carefree youth in Rimini.

Ah, Black Box.

I'm just reminded of a carefree youth.....

Ravenstone wrote:

I'm just reminded of a carefree youth.....

Is this a complaint for never been to Rimini?

Rave rimmed in Rimini.

Nope, it's no good. I just can't get past that first line.

Rave Does Rimini.

In August of course.

Rave charged 25,000 lira a go.

That was about Eur20, but it sounds better in old money.

Night, Rave. :cyclops:

ambler wrote:

Rave charged 25,000 lira a go.

That was about Eur20, but it sounds better in old money.

Rave looked better too back then.

MOO7RE wrote:

Rave looked better too back then.

Now I'm insulted......

I suppose MOO7RE is referring to the wooden leg. I think you need to accept that it's an acquired taste.

I didn't ask him to eat it.

Anyway, it's not my wooden leg. I took it as a guarantee.

I saw Oppers disappear with it into her room the other night. I suppose it has its uses.

Watch out for splinters, Ops.

Gives a whole new meaning to the word 'wood'.

Or maybe it doesn't.